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Title: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 09:22:25 PM
?? Anyone?


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Boxer Monkey on January 05, 2006, 09:27:06 PM
Sorry -- I'm more of a double-album kinda guy.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 09:28:15 PM
so instead of  getting  up once to flip the  side, you are gonna  get up four times?


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 09:33:50 PM
dig portishead dummy both sides.....dont always make it to side two
heh


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 05, 2006, 09:36:03 PM
The best album to have sex to is Barry White's Stone Gon'.
Then Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On.
Then Isaac Hayes' Black Moses.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 09:38:03 PM
whata bout chocolate salty ballz?


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 05, 2006, 09:39:22 PM
I'm more of a Cartman singing O Holy Night kinda guy.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Boxer Monkey on January 05, 2006, 09:44:29 PM
so instead of  getting  up once to flip the  side, you are gonna  get up four times?


Um, pretty much, yeah.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 05, 2006, 09:46:05 PM
I can usually get it up four times on average.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 09:46:39 PM
andy monkey can stroke that aiss all the way through tommy


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: LaurieBiagini on January 05, 2006, 09:48:08 PM
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Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 09:49:18 PM
four times?  per side, per album, per day, or per year


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 09:51:24 PM
i think, sugarandspice assumed ppl got laid on this board...


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 09:52:17 PM
and i mean literally, ON this board


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 05, 2006, 09:54:48 PM
Sure, invite her back and I'll see what I can do!


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 09:59:33 PM
cash?

hah...sup ian d00d
...maybe we can swap?


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 05, 2006, 10:01:15 PM
(http://myspace-737.vo.llnwd.net/00328/73/77/328017737_m.jpg)

There's mine.

Let's see yours.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 10:08:20 PM
well i tried to put a pic...i dont think add img will work, and i dont have ftp or http...im on dialup so, maybe give me some place to upload it?...but, dude...can't i get a better pic than that? hehe


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 05, 2006, 10:16:42 PM
(http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/7366/newimage257rk.jpg)


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 10:20:13 PM
thats yer wife huh?  very beautiful, if u dont mind me saying so...i'll get u a pick of my bitch here in a sec


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: sugarandspice on January 05, 2006, 10:47:02 PM
ian, email , ftp? aim yahoo dcc? after u get it u can post it fer all the droolin smiley ..er members


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 05, 2006, 10:58:18 PM
Check yer PMz.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: mark goddard on January 06, 2006, 06:39:55 AM
Scandalous by Prince ...actually the whole cd maxi single with the rapturous segments with kim basinger.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: donald on January 06, 2006, 06:44:31 AM
I prefer an entire album.  This one.   

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/9eb7d942e3.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

Guaranteed to always enhance, never spoil, the mood.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Fire Wind on January 06, 2006, 08:28:01 AM
Guaranteed to always enhance, never spoil, the mood.

I don't generally think of putting music on beforehand.  I did have to get up to switch off Brian's Christmas album though, which was playing already.  It just felt wrong.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: donald on January 06, 2006, 09:50:41 AM
 "don't generally think of putting music on beforehand.  I did have to get up to switch off Brian's Christmas album though, which was playing already.  It just felt wrong."

Thats hilarious!!!!

Thats why I choose the music up front.
You also have to watch which cd you have loaded on the cd changer that might inadvertantly follow the piece you've chosen. 

 I've had the experience of grooving on some Miles and the next disc that comes up is Mike Love singing.    Talk about a mood killer!!!!

Maybe we should have a thread on which music NOT to listen to when making love. ;D


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Boxer Monkey on January 06, 2006, 05:15:18 PM
What's that line from "Annie Hall"? Something like, "I never listen to music during sex. I keep wanting to sing along."


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: the captain on January 06, 2006, 05:29:08 PM
"Roller Skaing Child" on repeat. That, "Johnny Carson" or "Battle Hymn of the Republic."




Actually, something like Sketches of Spain, or Ellington's Far East Suite. (Isfahan...are you kidding me? Johnny Hodges...)


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: zelilgirlI1cenu on January 06, 2006, 05:33:55 PM
I find all this planning and noticing fascinating, whatever happened to spontaneity ?  ;D


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: the captain on January 06, 2006, 05:51:41 PM
I can't speak for anyone else, but commenting after the fact about what's likely to go in doesn't mean it's planned ahead of time. If you're cozying up on the couch, why wouldn't you put in some music? And if something happens, it happens. I don't think there's anything sinister or overly calculated about being selective about what music you put in when you're in the mood and romance is in the air.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: trumpet sounds on January 06, 2006, 07:35:58 PM
the winner...

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002TTP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: monkee knutz on January 06, 2006, 07:42:33 PM
Lonnie Donnegan- Does Your Chewing gum Lose It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
That pretty much starts the game!


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Boxer Monkey on January 06, 2006, 07:49:20 PM
the winner...

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002TTP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

Good one. But might I suggest ....

(http://hirecords.com/Shop_online/algreen/images/algreen_callme_250.gif)

It has a more consistent vibe, IMO.

Runner-up:

(http://yapoo-don.hp.infoseek.co.jp/YAPOO/yapoo/80/avalon.jpg)


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Matinee Idyll on January 06, 2006, 08:14:56 PM
THIS! 

(http://80music.about.com/library/artist/images/dizrythmia.jpg)

Particularly the track "Sugar and Spice"... for its incredibly sexy lyrics.  :o

Well there's love on the menu
You don't know what your missing
Honey, honey make a meal out of me
Take a big bite, or a nibble
Oyster entrei, bon appetit

Won't you never stop, your complaining
Never stop, have a good vintage wine
Every time we go eating out, just desserts, tea and sympathy
And the music plays on and on
The chef gets the bacon for the filet mignon
There's always the waiter, he knows how to cater

Sugar and spice, give me that savoured love
Cheap at the price, give me that flavoured love
Sugar and spice, it tastes so very nice
Love's on the menu, me `n' you

Well there's love on the menu
but you still refuse to listen
2, 4, 6, 8 bog in don't wait
Take a big sip or a small nip
Cappuccino or Burgundy

Won't you never stop your complaining
Never stop, have a good vintage wine
Every time we go eating out, just desserts, tea and sympathy
I'll be the knife if you'll be the fork
I'll try the rump steak if you'll try the pork
There's always the waitress, in her sexy little white dress

Sugar and spice, give me that savoured love
Cheap at the price, give me that flavoured love
Sugar and spice, yeah that's my favourite love
Sugar and spice, give me that flavoured love

Sugar and spice


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Boxer Monkey on January 06, 2006, 08:25:20 PM
THIS! 

(http://80music.about.com/library/artist/images/dizrythmia.jpg)



I think this thread is supposed to be about sex with another person, Mat ...


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Matinee Idyll on January 06, 2006, 08:31:46 PM
Oh...

I'm out then. :)

I actually only brought it up because the topic starter was called "Sugar and Spice"... and thought it was a marginally funny thing.

Ignore Matt ninnie.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Boxer Monkey on January 06, 2006, 08:35:02 PM
Dude! Just fuckin' with ya ...  ;)


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Matinee Idyll on January 06, 2006, 08:37:35 PM
Haha!  There we go... so I can post in this thread!

When me 'n Andy get fodain', it'll be Split Enz - Sugar and Spice all the way!


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Boxer Monkey on January 06, 2006, 08:44:19 PM
(http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/m/ams535/harper%20puking.jpg)


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Matinee Idyll on January 06, 2006, 08:46:15 PM
...Why does he have a stereo on the toilet?


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 06, 2006, 10:52:46 PM
It probably has Sting playing, to help him along.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: LaurieBiagini on January 06, 2006, 11:50:27 PM
You guys are so funny! (http://www.abcwebworx.com/smilies/happy/happy175.gif) I love your banter!


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: monkee knutz on January 07, 2006, 12:46:20 AM
...Why does he have a stereo on the toilet?
It probably has Sting playing, to help him along.
It's a Poop 'n' Play, by Mattel.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: zelilgirlI1cenu on January 07, 2006, 02:26:04 AM
I can't speak for anyone else, but commenting after the fact about what's likely to go in doesn't mean it's planned ahead of time. If you're cozying up on the couch, why wouldn't you put in some music? And if something happens, it happens. I don't think there's anything sinister or overly calculated about being selective about what music you put in when you're in the mood and romance is in the air.

I was kidding, but not really, LOL.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Jason on January 07, 2006, 08:22:44 AM
Closer by Nine Inch Nails - works great when you guys and you ladies are pulling each other's hair to the beat.


Title: Re: Greatest a sides or b sides to put on during sex
Post by: Toby on January 07, 2006, 11:21:30 AM
Well, my gf hates pretty much everything I listen to and I what she listens to so... we have the TV on. Tomorrow's weather can be quite a turn on, y'know.