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Title: Salvadorian Horchata
Post by: alf wiedersehen on December 17, 2014, 05:00:24 PM
Who doesn't like horchata, right? That sh*t is delicious.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qWcr0sYcSq8/TH5w6ndb8KI/AAAAAAAACDo/yMz39yhWl6Y/s1600/CIMG5815.JPG)


OR SO I THOUGHT

I stumbled into a Salvadorian place to buy papusas and saw that they also made horchata. "It tastes a little different", I was warned. Pssh, how can you do horchata wrong? So, they served me my glass.
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I took a drink, despite what the glass was trying to tell me. The horchata laughed at me as it stole part of my soul. You don't want this drink.



Title: Re: Salvadorian Horchata
Post by: the captain on December 17, 2014, 05:10:54 PM
I just had a pretty good laugh.


Title: Re: Salvadorian Horchata
Post by: Alan Smith on December 18, 2014, 12:33:32 AM
Wtf  is Horchata, btw?


Title: Re: Salvadorian Horchata
Post by: stack-o-tracks on December 18, 2014, 12:50:28 AM
Wtf  is Horchata, btw?

LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU.


Just kidding, I'm too lazy.


It's like.... Rice milk, or almond milk or something with some cinnamon or something. I dunno. It's somewhere between water and cow's milk, and goes great with tacos.


There's a Mexican restaurant and Mexican taco truck I go to that serves some killer horchata. Really makes the meal.



I've also seen it in the soda fountains at the 7 Eleven in my town, but you should stay away from that stuff. I don't think it's really horchata, more like the sugar water with other flavors similar to soda.


So in conclusion, good horchata is good, bad horchata is bad.


Title: Re: Salvadorian Horchata
Post by: Alan Smith on December 18, 2014, 04:21:44 AM

It's like.... Rice milk, or almond milk or something with some cinnamon or something. I dunno. It's somewhere between water and cow's milk, and goes great with tacos.



 :lol :lol :lol Stack, eloquent and fuckin` illuminating, dude, thank you  :rock

I will update wikipedia with your definition


Title: Re: Salvadorian Horchata
Post by: RangeRoverA1 on December 18, 2014, 04:35:35 AM
Spreading disinformation isn't good, Mr. Smith.