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Title: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: The Shift on November 17, 2014, 03:37:45 PM
Y'all know it's true:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30089036


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Cabinessenceking on November 17, 2014, 03:52:39 PM
Y'all know it's true:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30089036

f*** that guy.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Rocky Raccoon on November 17, 2014, 04:19:19 PM
Eww, she's the same age as my girlfriend, she could be his granddaughter.  I feel bad for her parents, they must be mortified.  This is gross on so many levels.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: bgas on November 17, 2014, 04:23:54 PM
Ahhh, I see that I was naive; evidently mass killers are allowed to procreate. another insanely stupid law in this country!
people (and I use the term very loosely in his case) , such as this, in prison, deserve zippo rights. if only there were still chain gangs... 


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Michael Edward Osbourne on November 17, 2014, 05:40:49 PM
I can't see how this is going to be good for that 26 year old bride. I'm so grossed out...


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Moon Dawg on November 17, 2014, 05:59:28 PM
 What a lucky lady. Good grief some people are crazy.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: TheLazenby on November 17, 2014, 05:59:42 PM
Yeah.... when the idea of him getting married was first mentioned in the media a few months back, I sadly knew EXACTLY who it would be.

I seem to remember finding this girl's blog once, and it's all the disturbing stuff you'd expect - "Charlie told me to shave my head and I said yes!  I love you, Charlie!!"


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: alf wiedersehen on November 17, 2014, 06:23:26 PM
If Charlie's taught me anything, it's that women love old, imprisoned racists with blood lust.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: donald on November 17, 2014, 06:28:43 PM
Just because some one escapes the death penalty should not prevent society from protecting that individual from further harm to himself or others.  Especially when that person is a deranged sociopath and they have the charisma to charm and corrupt alienated and deranged youngsters.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Shady on November 17, 2014, 07:10:13 PM
If Mike and Bruce got booked for the wedding they would probably play.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: CenturyDeprived on November 17, 2014, 07:27:07 PM
If Mike and Bruce got booked for the wedding they would probably play.

Seriously though, probably no amount of money in the world could get M&B to perform a live version of Never Learn Not To Love, I would think. Maybe I'm wrong though.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Cyncie on November 17, 2014, 08:08:22 PM
Disturbing on every possible measure of disturbing stuff.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Vernon Surfer on November 17, 2014, 09:51:29 PM
It's 15 minutes of fame time again


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: The Shift on November 17, 2014, 10:07:06 PM
It's 15 minutes of fame time again

Yup. I'm assuming she already has a book deal sewn up and a slot on Fox News breakfast TV booked for the morning after the wedding. Suspect Hello! passed on the wedding pics exclusive tho'.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: bluesno1fann on November 17, 2014, 11:07:12 PM
Looks like there's someone crazier than Charles Manson...


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: stack-o-tracks on November 18, 2014, 12:25:07 AM
Good for Charlie. Nice to know love still exists in this world.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: The Shift on November 18, 2014, 02:31:48 AM
Good for Charlie. Nice to know love still exists in this world.

Not sure that's what's making his world to round…


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Fire Wind on November 18, 2014, 04:25:00 AM
Can't be bothered to research this, but I thought I saw an article that said they cannot do more than hug, even after getting married.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: feelsflow on November 18, 2014, 03:59:56 PM
At this point in his life, Headlines are about all he could hope for.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: bgas on November 18, 2014, 04:09:00 PM
Can't be bothered to research this, but I thought I saw an article that said they cannot do more than hug, even after getting married.

conjugal visits mean they can do it


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Dave in KC on November 18, 2014, 05:02:50 PM
He is banned from conjugal visits. She's after his sperm capsules to make the next Charlie. They can be harvested even after death. Then the reality show.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: urbanite on November 18, 2014, 05:13:02 PM
In addition to being evil, he suffers from mental illness.  If this woman has his child, there's a good chance the child will have mental illness.  This mass murderer should not be allowed to have conjugal relations with this very disturbed woman.


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: send me a picture and i'll tell you on November 18, 2014, 07:25:43 PM
"You think I'm too old to jack off. You think, 'He's too old to f*** his pillow.' But I'm not. I'm still active with my roscoe. I'm still me."
 8)
 

http://gawker.com/the-10-most-horrifying-parts-of-rolling-stones-charles-1469654783


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Pretty Funky on November 18, 2014, 11:49:58 PM
Phil Spector as Best Man perhaps?


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: Andrew G. Doe on November 19, 2014, 04:54:59 AM
"You think I'm too old to jack off. You think, 'He's too old to f*** his pillow.' But I'm not. I'm still active with my roscoe. I'm still me."

Doesn't get more TMI than that, do it ?


Title: Re: Charlie's gettin' hitched…
Post by: joshferrell on November 19, 2014, 02:49:34 PM
Phil Spector as Best Man perhaps?
OJ can be his flower boy and Cosby his Ring bearer...