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Title: I Wring The Songs: Hypehat Gets Drunk & Reviews Every Cover Of I Wrote The Songs Post by: hypehat on September 10, 2014, 07:22:35 PM IT'S EXACTLY HOW IT SOUNDS
f*** you, Woodstock, for making me do this. f*** YOU. f*** YOU. AND IN CASE IT WASN'T CLEAR f*** YOU https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4aQDHZdW9N7yvYOBGaEQDWfWTTKFayS0 Scott Erickson Nice dance moves, you weirdo he looks like an insane walter white Oh my god this guy probably does make all the young girls cry good to know you have 2500 guitars on yr wall and none of them are here this guy is FLATTING OH MY GOD THE BRIDGE HE DOES LITTLE HAND GESTURES ON THE sh*t ASS MIDI HORNS keychange is doing this man no favours and the second keychange is just digging deeper he's so awkward bless thank you scott, that was not wonderful. New Piano Cover what a fucking ugly tux nice and yellow well this is this person has a weird world view to think that this deserves the respectful piano treatment. nice flick of the sheet music there it's not fucking beethoven this essentially gets to the core of how dumb the song is thank u piano man Frank Sinatra Come on, Ol Blue Eyes, blow my mind Well you're really trying with this opening Frank Sinatra never wrote a song in his life, right he sounds very bored the arrangement is strangely bombastic and good frank sinatra never wrote a song he never did he's moaning through this he's probably eyeing up his bottle of scotch throughout this whole thing god this arrangement is crazy OTT OH YEAH 2 KEYCHANGES MIGHT AS WELL CALL BRUCE JOHNSTON 2KEYCHAINZ my god this arrangement. he woke up towards the end. 陳文華 ooh, some spanish guitar better not start singing f*** he looks like he could give exactly zero fucks oh deary me 2CHINZ is he doing this for a bet this man does not like this song i can tell that much and this is a song that has a bad view about music why did bruce write this who loves this. this song is so cynical about what music is GOD HE'S SO BORED Richard Claudio 13 MAI 2012 POP YA COLLA the frank sinatra school of arranging mate you look like you can barely write a postcard let alone the first song OH MAN WHY IS HE DOING THIS IS A HOTEL LOBBY WHAT IS THIS no-one in the audience gives a f*** this is the saddest thing ever OH NO who is this man OH NO HE'S REALLY TRYING FOR THE DRAMA AAAAA EVERYONE BE WALKING AROUND IN THE BACKGROUND AND HE'S JUST BRINGING IT ON THIIIIIIS AAAAA EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEAARRRRREERRGGHHHUUUUUUHGGHGHHHH thank u richard stop talking now Tom Jones You fling yr spangly jacket into the crowd, good man I know a man who was on The Voice and was mentored by Tom Jones on that show. His name is Sam Buttery, look him up. He was a c***. Is it just me or does everyone who sings this song in a professional setting look BORED AS f*** Tom looks so fucking done with this i am mesmerised by his chest hair tho a welsh adonis HIS FUCKING FACE ON THE LAST NOTE aw he's so happy to be here THANKUWELSHGOD Jed Madela what the f*** is this is this QVC he doesn't seem as bored with the song and that makes it weirder feelin for these people on the sofa they must be going thru hell THANK U, JED MADELA Barry Manilow (live on Graham Norton) a insanely bombastic start barry manilow looks profoundly weird he looks like he is a vessel for someone who is dreaming that they performing I Write The Songs on tv bringing his inner bruce there EVERYONES CLAPPING ALONG ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL they applauded the fucking keychange and now he's up and of course the piano part keeps up the way he's holding his mic he's probably not even singing this THAT WAS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....IIIIIII...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. Donny Osmond oh my god this twat right here he's really into it straight into the keychange too the guys a fucking pro, for real also why are his band balding men in sunglasses only a minute and change, i like it already I Write The Songs - acoustic version (Barry Manilow) karaoke cover oh my god look at this guy who what whispering bob motherfucker AAAAA THIS GUY he's working that mic he's working that camera he's too much also FEDORA THIS c*** NEVER GETS LAID he is the most invested in his performance it's insane this is just TOO MUCH HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO DIE DURING THIS FLATTING AND EVERYTHING AAAAAA HE DID THE CHRIST POSE ON THE LAST LINE jesus that man why WHYYYYY Michael Campbell on Young Talent Time is this Australia? but what the f*** is this oh no karens got the chickenpox is this spotty twat going to sing HOLY sh*t WHAT IS THIS the song hasn't even started yet THIS IS TERRIFYING WHAT feather quill AAAAAAAAAA THIS IS DISCO this is beyond words this is not life i'm dead this isn't reality this is not even purgatory this is hell nothing makes sense what is sense it's a fiction and he brings it all together for the keychange also does the jesus thing this is michael campbell destroyer of worlds. Big Daddy some c*** doing a shakespeare skit well WHAT WHAAAAAT THIS IS BAD THIS SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING i wish i had more in my vocabulary beyond CAPS because f*** ME woodstock, you are a bad man THIS IS WRONG what whaaaaaaaaaaa i am lost by this point UGGGGGGH Bruce Johnston who's this guy oh yeah. He wrote the song that says he wrote the songs Bruce is even wetter than usual on this he's mumbling imagine the insane alternate universe wherein The Beach Boys released this song JUST TRY IT I DARE YOU Bruce would be Mike Love and Brian Wilson would probably be handclapping at B&BW shows Al Jardine would be dead and Mike Love would be the guardian of the beach boys' legacy Bruce is the only guy who doesn't even try to do the big note at the end of the bridge, too. he does do the two keychanges and what twat writes two keychanges into your song who the f*** do you think you are WHO THE f*** DO YOU THINK ARE, BRUCE JOHNSTON Title: Re: I Wring The Songs: Hypehat Gets Drunk & Reviews Every Cover Of I Wrote The Songs Post by: joshferrell on September 10, 2014, 07:33:07 PM what are your thoughts on the Captain and Tennille version..
Title: Re: I Wring The Songs: Hypehat Gets Drunk & Reviews Every Cover Of I Wrote The Songs Post by: hypehat on September 10, 2014, 07:43:59 PM Capt/Tennille
Nice choral sh*t it's not gonna last tho nope maudlin pianoery why would you invest emotional singing in THIS this song is heartless I write the songs is almost the argument against music btw isn't the bridge the worst thing ever it does not rock this song is garbage everything is wrong i hate this song why are there two keychanges how obnoxious can you get also added irony of yet another singer who doesn't write their own material singing I WRITE THE SONGS er, I don't rate it joshferrell Title: Re: I Wring The Songs: Hypehat Gets Drunk & Reviews Every Cover Of I Wrote The Songs Post by: joshferrell on September 10, 2014, 08:17:11 PM ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I Wring The Songs: Hypehat Gets Drunk & Reviews Every Cover Of I Wrote The Songs Post by: SMiLE Brian on September 11, 2014, 07:01:52 AM Sam is a genius in any state of sobriety! ;D
Title: Re: I Wring The Songs: Hypehat Gets Drunk & Reviews Every Cover Of I Wrote The Songs Post by: pixletwin on September 11, 2014, 07:21:33 AM I love Hypehat's review threads. (http://www.sideshowcollectors.com/forums/images/smilies/fing03.gif)
Title: Re: I Wring The Songs: Hypehat Gets Drunk & Reviews Every Cover Of I Wrote The Songs Post by: the captain on September 11, 2014, 02:55:15 PM The hypehat musical version of Drunk History. I like it, too.
Title: Re: I Wring The Songs: Hypehat Gets Drunk & Reviews Every Cover Of I Wrote The Songs Post by: Niko on October 12, 2014, 06:45:37 PM I am richard Claudio's no 1 fan.
Title: Re: I Wring The Songs: Hypehat Gets Drunk & Reviews Every Cover Of I Wrote The Songs Post by: wild neon sins on October 26, 2014, 08:53:11 PM This is hilarious.
Title: Re: I Wring The Songs: Hypehat Gets Drunk & Reviews Every Cover Of I Wrote The Songs Post by: Niko on October 26, 2014, 08:57:47 PM now I can't listen to the opening notes without laughing, thinking of all these people singing this song
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