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What is a good career for people that have given up on life? I just want to make money and pay for my apartment while I surf the Internet all day. I have a degree with honors in Art History.  :afro

my original career goal going into college was to be a drag queen but then i realized i was straight so it just wouldn't work. i've also lost my feminine assets with age

what if youre bi ?

Be a hooker

Yeah that would work because LA has a much bigger potential clientele than where i am now.

But I'm actually serious here.

Loan your face to advertisements

how? and what if i'm too ugly?

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i don't want to do anything but play Dragon Quest VIII and listen to Gal Costa why do we have to live in this capitalist society where i'm required to suck corporate c*ck

Second that. I've already on that path. I'm making 10 millions of dollars in a week and practicly I don't do anything else than listen to the Beach Boys and cook some stuff.

10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job (http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2006/07/10-reasons-you-should-never-get-a-job/)

could i cook mac and cheese instead

You could probably make some money if you sold mac n cheese + your body on street corners

nevermind i want a woman to cook 4 me

2 Gabo: 1st thing that ran into my mind was cat's bodyguard. Cheap salary, I know, but very nice endearing moments & lots of positivity.

If the job isn't already taken, I would like to apply.

God, what a great series of video games those Dragon Warrior/Quests are.

Hopefully the Dragon Quest VII 3DS version gets localized and not just ported to the goshdarn cellphone and then you can play that game instead of the slightly less superior VIII. GABO. I always meant to compliment you on your username but now I don't get the chance. :|

I purchased VIII for the Android and got over it after about 5 hours of gameplay. Comepare that to the over 100 hours I've played the PS2 version.... Then they come along and release IV for the phone service and I'm like sh*t what the f*** I could have spend 5 dollars less and played a game that's probably easier to play. VIII just has way too much clunky camera movingness and whatever.

Been playing them since Dragon Warrior Monsters came out in 2000 and played all the ENglish version that are out so far except the newest Monsters game, Joker 2.

Anyway. Don't know where I'm going with this. I jus never fuckin ever talk to anybody IRL or internet that enjoy the series of game like I do

Gabo, with the Art Degree, you could go into teaching Art.  Or you could make some real money and go the soul-sucking corporate route  :-D and become an art director in a marketing department, making great money and all the rest.

The best advice is to follow what inspires you -- and if that's doing something that doesn't support you, than you'll need one of the jobs above.  Getting a job and being self-sufficient is a good thing and does wonders for your spirit.  Oh ...don't trust/listen to liberals/Demorats -- they will NOT support you.  They only want your vote.

Learn programming. It is fun plus you get laid all the time.

I know what i need to do/want to do. Its easy to get disillusioned ;) thank you all

If you indeed know what to do, why thank us? None of the advices match you, it seems so.