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I tried looking online but I can't find any answers

Why does anyone get divorced ?

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Geez, I dunno, as much as this is a "jump the shark" caliber of thread topic, then I remembered that "What if the Beach Boys were women instead of men?" thread.  :lol

There's something almost tantalizing about the possibility that someone would start an account just to ask this question.

I'd like to add one: What date did Al Jardine shave his beard? This is important stuff. So, we have pics and footage from June 1983 with a bearded Al, and then by July 4 it was gone. More importantly, why did he shave the beard? Was he following Mike's lead from the previous year?  :lol

More importantly, when precisely did Al cut off his ponytail? And did he and Matt both wear their hair in that style as some sort of competition to see who could look more ridiculous than Bruce does when he wears shorts?  :)

 MOST importantly, are all of the BBs keeping up with the times and shaving below( or at the very least staying well trimmed)  ?

Bgas, why in hell would you care whether guys "Shaved below" or not?

Jeez Mikie, I'm just trying to stay abreast of all the lame-ass threads here

Is it really any of your concern?

Might this be her?

http://www.lyndajardineharpist.com/

Devoured? .. damn.

Maybe it was that hot tub sex scene in the 76 Good Vibrations Tour DVD that did it.

I guess she just outgrew him....






Maybe. There are no Beach Boys songs in her reportoire but she has a sample of "Jesu, joy of manS desire" up:
http://www.lyndajardineharpist.com/jesu.php

That's Lady Lynda Jardine. I met her once in Monterey. Very nice lady and real tall. That's where Matt and Adam get their height.

So did Al stand on a box as they took their wedding vows?  ;)

Reportedly she had a fling with Rocky Pamplin, and then had a fling with Dennis Wilson, and...I think I'm confused here.

and I wanna see what Brian Wilson 2014 looks like with a full beard just one more time!

RickB

No, Lynda got down on her knees.   :thud 

I think they probably got devoured by Mothra, even though Godzilla gets blamed - it just isn't true!   :3d

I think from the song, she was lying to him too much.

"When you lie, Lady Lynda..."


 ;D

I would actually like to hear, just for kicks, the early 90's rendition of "Lady Lynda" where Al changed the lyrics to "Little Lady." I don't think that iteration lasted too long (presumably only played a bit in the UK/Europe because it was a hit there).

I have a vague recollection that when Al was slated to appear (but ended up having to cancel) at a "Pop Overthrow" festival back in the early 2000's, he was supposedly going to play a bunch of "obscure" stuff like "Lady Lynda." If he had played it then, or ever plays it again, I wonder if he'll use the original lyrics.

My favorite random "Lady Lynda" story: I recall a report from a fan who caught a soundcheck on Brian's 2000 "Pet Sounds", and they said that randomly during a moment of silence in between songs, Brian randomly belted out a line from "Lady Lynda", something like "lady, won't you say that I am your man."

Be nice.  Matt Jardine reads this board.  You wouldn't want somebody talking about your Mom here wouldja?

In all fairness, the Jardines seem like a very nice family and not at all like an alcohol & drug abusing degenerate family that associates with people like Manson. I can't say a single bad thing about Al or any of his kin other then the hot tub scene from '76 makes me feel a tad uncomfortable. I really enjoy his solo album, it's better than Going Public.

 8)

Why did Al Jardine and Lynda get divored?

... She heard "lady Lynda"

 :lol

it really is a terrible song...

Please close this thread crap of a thread now.

If Lady Lynda is such a bad song, why did it chart at #6 in the UK?  Somebody over there must have bad taste in music, eh?

Love that song and the way that Bach was incorporated, as Chopin was, in Manilow's Could It Be Magic?

Thanks for the UK stat, Mikie!  ;)

And, p.s. - The US has had (in many states) "no-fault" divorce for decades.

It's none of anyone's business.

Sorry I came in late, but....betcha anything it was infidelity. Al for sure wasn't faithful to her -- my wife used to work with someone who told a story of how Al tried to pick her up in the early '70s after a concert.

"That's what she said."

(sorry, that's all I got)

By the way whatever became of Diaphanous Moiety?  I liked that one!