|
Title: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: stack-o-tracks on March 21, 2014, 07:36:15 PM Would the sisters Brianna, Denise and Carla Wilson, along with their cousin Michelle Love and their good friend Alice Jardine together known as The Beach Girls have had the same success as our current dimension's counterparts? Would they still be known as America's band and have over 50 years of success in the music industry? Would Michelle have the same baldness gene as her male counterpart Michael?
big ol surfer big ol one make my heart come all undone do you love me do you surfer dude surfer dude my big ol surfer dude i have watched you from the shore riding on the oceans roar do you love me do you surfer dude surfer dude my big ol surfer dude we could ride the surf together while our love has grown on your woodie i will ride you every place we go oh oh so i say from me to you i made all your dreams come true etc etc Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: KittyKat on March 21, 2014, 09:12:37 PM Only if they found the right producer. Brianna would not likely have been allowed to be a record producer 50 years ago. She would have been sooo frustrated by that. I think they would have been something like the girls in the King Family.
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/80/ba/2c/80ba2cad3640accdac5b8ad774416780.jpg) Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Mr. Cohen on March 21, 2014, 09:17:54 PM Naw, Mike would be the only guy in the group.
I, I love the colorful clothes he wears And the way the sunlight pays upon his hat I hear the sound of nasal word On the wind that lifts his hat on through the air I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations Close my eyes, he's somehow closer now Softly smile, I know he writes the hooks When I look in his eyes He goes with me to a surfer world I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations (My, my, what a Lovetation) I don't where but he has some hair (My, my, what a Lovetation) (My, my, what a Lovetation) Gotta keep those lovin' good Miketations a'happenin' with him Gotta keep those lovin' good Miketations a'happenin' with him Gotta keep those lovin' good Miketations a'happenin' with him I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations He's givin' me Mike Lovetations I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations He's givin' me... Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Smilin Ed H on March 22, 2014, 02:43:07 AM You'd all think Dennis was a slut.
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: halblaineisgood on March 22, 2014, 03:03:56 AM .
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: monicker on March 22, 2014, 08:28:05 AM Would be funny if this did happen in a parallel universe and Spector had produced them, ha! What if instead of marrying Ronnie Phil had married Brianna? :o And Denise was a Manson girl.
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Fro on March 22, 2014, 03:12:50 PM They'd be the Surfer Girls, not the Beach Girls
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Lonely Summer on March 22, 2014, 03:31:36 PM They would have been the Wilson Phillips of the 60s. Dennis (Denni, lol) would've been the hot one all the guys fawned over ala Wendy Wilson; Brian or Carl would've been the Carnie of the group (enough said); Mike, of course, would have been the nominal lead singer, as Chynna was; and Alice Jardine would've been a dental hygienist.
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: bgas on March 22, 2014, 03:33:12 PM What if they were all born with Downs Syndrome?
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: halblaineisgood on March 22, 2014, 03:52:11 PM .
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Gregg on March 22, 2014, 05:07:00 PM big ol surfer big ol one make my heart come all undone do you love me do you surfer dude surfer dude my big ol surfer dude i have watched you from the shore riding on the oceans roar do you love me do you surfer dude surfer dude my big ol surfer dude we could ride the surf together while our love has grown on your woodie i will ride you every place we go oh oh so i say from me to you i made all your dreams come true etc etc I almost did a spit take at "on your woodie i will ride you every place we go". Classic post, stack! I wonder what they would do with 409? Hmmm....... Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on March 22, 2014, 05:36:19 PM Imagine if they still played their own instruments (giggity)?
They'd be the Go-Go's. Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Freddie French-Pounce on March 23, 2014, 07:00:20 PM I wish they all could be California Boys...
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: SMiLE Brian on March 24, 2014, 06:43:36 AM Only if they found the right producer. Brianna would not likely have been allowed to be a record producer 50 years ago. She would have been sooo frustrated by that. I think they would have been something like the girls in the King Family. They would make this......(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/80/ba/2c/80ba2cad3640accdac5b8ad774416780.jpg) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuE3ngmwJt4 Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Lowbacca on March 24, 2014, 06:55:56 AM ... then Love would really be a woman.
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on March 24, 2014, 10:22:34 AM :lol
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Magic Transistor Radio on March 25, 2014, 09:20:44 PM Music genius Brianna Wilson learns harmony by listening to the Four Freshmanettes and learns production from Phyllis Spector and forms The Surfer Girls. Obsessed with Be My Baby by the Ronnie's. She falls in love with Merrill Rovelle who is in a group called The Dudes. Dennise joins the Charlotte Manson family. The lost Surfer Girl Devolyn Marks starts her own groups the Markettes and the Moonlettes. Also the murder of president Joan Kennedy inspired Warmth of the Sun.
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Pretty Funky on March 25, 2014, 09:57:48 PM They could all go f*** themselves! :o
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Magic Transistor Radio on March 26, 2014, 01:43:44 PM Joan Francis Kennedy was assassinated by Leah Holly Oswald. And one of the biggest movies of the 60s, Planet of the Apes, starring Charlene Heston, was a sci-fi about a planet ruled by men.
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: The 4th Wilson Bro. on March 26, 2014, 01:59:34 PM This may not be as far-fetched as you think. After all, they were raised like girls, according to Murry.
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: SenorPotatoHead on March 26, 2014, 04:20:10 PM They could all go f*** themselves! :o This had me rolling! :lol Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: chrs_mrgn on March 27, 2014, 10:21:02 AM Brianna Wilson
Denise Wilson Carla Wilson Michelle Love Allison Jardine Deborah Marks Bridgett Johnston Erica Fatar Blondie Chaplin Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on March 27, 2014, 10:25:53 AM Hey Little Tomboy would be more interesting....
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: pixletwin on March 27, 2014, 12:50:49 PM You'd all think Dennis was a slut. Dennis would have become pregnant shortly after Surfin' Safarinas was released and would have had to leave the band. Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: RiC on March 27, 2014, 01:33:17 PM Wait, what? Now you're telling me they aren't girls? Pet Sounds is definetely sung by girls plus one Mike Lover, don't try to take that away from me.
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Ron on March 27, 2014, 07:08:32 PM You'd all think Dennis was a slut. That was the first thing that ran through my head, too...Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Awesoman on March 27, 2014, 07:25:16 PM I see we've clearly run out of anything interesting to discuss... :-[
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: chrs_mrgn on March 28, 2014, 10:18:07 PM Is this where Smiley Smile jumped the shark?
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: sockittome on March 30, 2014, 09:14:12 AM Hey......what if they were German Shepherds! I'm pretty sure they still would have been big in the 60s, although not in surf music (dogs don't surf!). Maybe they would have hit it big howling the blues. They would've been number one until around 1964 and the invasion of that British group The Beagles.....
:lol Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Pretty Funky on March 30, 2014, 09:56:15 AM Yeah, and Dennis would have.......
Ok. Lets not go there! ;) Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on March 30, 2014, 06:04:49 PM He definitely would've tapped his fair share of bitches...
Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: bgas on March 30, 2014, 08:37:32 PM He definitely would've tapped his fair share of bitches... Jeez, watch what you say, there's little kids on here! Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on April 01, 2014, 05:37:45 PM :lol
'Tis funny because bitches in this case is not a bad word but rather a literal dictionary definition 8) Title: Re: What if they were all born as girls? Post by: Magic Transistor Radio on April 01, 2014, 09:13:32 PM Hey......what if they were German Shepherds! I'm pretty sure they still would have been big in the 60s, although not in surf music (dogs don't surf!). Maybe they would have hit it big howling the blues. They would've been number one until around 1964 and the invasion of that British group The Beagles..... :lol They would have sung on Moon Dog. Also the 1966 album, Master Sounds. Also Brian would have mated with Banana. |