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Title: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Iron Horse-Apples on July 23, 2013, 01:26:12 PM Hi. A little known piece of Beach Boys trivia is that our very own Mike Love helped Paul McCartney right the lyrics to Back In The USSR. Apparently, Paul was descending the stairs in India, singing BITUSSR, when Mike hit upon the bright idea of mentioning girls from different areas of Russia, in a sort of California Girls pastiche. Pretty cool, huh?
Anyhow, I wondered what other White Album period songs you feel would have benefited from Mike's positive outlook and uncanny ear for a hook. Glass Onion Lennon / McCartney / Love I told you 'bout Strawberry Fields, You know the place where nothing is real, Well, here's another place you can go, It's called Kokomo o oh Looking for my lawyers number To sue all the other Beach Boys Looking through the class one suit I told you 'bout Brian and me, man, You know that we're as close as can be, man, Well, here's another clue for you all, The guy is a fool Standing on a cast iron lawsuit. Uncle Murry tryin' to rip me off, yeah, Looking through the class one suit Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Looking through the class one suit. I told you 'bout the Fun Fun Fun yeah I tell you man it's fun in the sun yeah Well, here's another place you can be, In court with me Fixing a hole in the Beach Boys, Trying to make a decent song Looking through the class one suit Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: ontor pertawst on July 23, 2013, 02:11:03 PM Good Night
( J. Lennon, M. Love, P. McCartney.) Now it's time to say good night, Good night, baby. Sleep tight, baby. Now the sun turns out his light, Good night, baby. Sleep tight, baby. Dream sweet dreams for me, Dream sweet dreams for you. Close your eyes and I'll close mine, Good night, baby. Sleep tight, baby. Now the moon begins to shine, Good night, baby. Sleep tight, baby. Dream sweet dreams for me, Dream sweet dreams for you, Dream sweet dreams for me, Dream sweet dreams for you. Close your eyes and I'll close mine, Good night, baby. Sleep tight, baby Now the sun turns out his light, Good night, baby. Sleep tight, baby. Dream sweet dreams for me, Dream sweet dreams for you. (http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33400000/Mike-Love-the-beach-boys-33432572-400-302.jpg?1374616756770) FIG. 4353. On the S.S. Royalties From This Song Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Rocky Raccoon on July 23, 2013, 02:29:10 PM Dear Prudence
Let's surf along the bay Dear Prudence On this summer's dayaayyyyy My car is hot, the air is cool Your bikini looks cute when you're in the pool Dear Prudence California ain't so far awayayayyy Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: leggo of my ego on July 23, 2013, 02:40:47 PM Why Don't We Do It On The Beach
( M. Love, P. McCartney.) Why don't we do it on the beach Why don't we do it on the beach Why don't we do it on the beach Why don't we do it on the beach No one will be f***ing with my formula Why don't we do it on the beach etc... Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: ontor pertawst on July 23, 2013, 02:44:23 PM (http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/11/04/love-beach-boys.jpg)
MIKE LOVE: "Hi, I'm Mike Love. You know, the sixties were an exciting time. A lot of exciting things happened all at once, and it's easy to forget that in those turbulent times, surfing and cars were okay but there was a war going on. So when I went to India with THE BEATLES, we decided to sit down and pen one of the ultimate statements of that period, Student Revolution Time." (http://cokemachineglow.com/images/7869.jpg) MIKE LOVE: "There was a lot of spirituality in the air, a lot of peace that stuck to your lungs and made it hard to breathe. Some people say that air was full of herbal remedies, but you didn't need drugs like Cousin Brian to meditate and dive into the pure bliss the Maharashi made possible for me and THE BEATLES in India. So when it came down to make a statement about the protests, and the riots... WITH THE BEATLES... I knew it had to come from a cool heart and mindful brainmind of blissful mindfulmindbrainness." (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Vietnam_War_Protest_in_DC,_1967.gif/220px-Vietnam_War_Protest_in_DC,_1967.gif) MIKE LOVE: "Cars and surfing and surfing cars were alright, but there WAS a war going on, right? I may not be Doctor Martin Luther King, but I was Doctor Love... and with THE BEATLES, I knew I had my chance to seize the moment and speak directly to the youth culture that voted the Beach Boys number one over The Beatles and The Rolling Stones." STUDENT REVOLUTION TIME ( J. Lennon, M. Love, P. McCartney.) WHEEEEN you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to stay away. You say it's your contribution -- Well, you know We still want to stay away. Well there's a riot going on, Don't you know that you can count me out There's a riot going on... All right, baby. Sleep tight, baby. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: JohnMill on July 23, 2013, 02:56:18 PM LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
It's Been A Long Love Loveless Time Why Did I Ever Ignore You? When I Was So Young? My love has been so worn down When Was I Ever To Realize How Would I Find You? So Many Years I've Been Wasting. Down At The Beach Not Meditating OHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now I Have Found My True Love How Could I Ever Betray You? We Could Go Surfing Together Ride Every Wave Forever You Know I Would Be True Oh How I Love You Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Iron Horse-Apples on July 23, 2013, 02:59:09 PM Have you seen the little wilsons
Crawling in the dirt? And for all the little wilsons Life is getting worse Always having dirt to play around in Have you seen the bigger wilsons In their starched stripey shirts? You will find the bigger wilsons Stirring up the dirt Always have clean shirts to play around in In their styes with all their backing tracks They don't care 'bout I get around In their brains there's something lacking What they need's a damn good whacking Everywhere there's lots of wilsons Living wilson lives You can see them out for dinner With their wilson wives Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: ontor pertawst on July 23, 2013, 03:04:48 PM (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf8t27wtmd1qdmmhbo1_500.jpg)
MIKE LOVE: "Yes, my collaboration with THE BEATLES was a highly successful one. It may not have been quite on the level of Smile, but then again... maybe it was." (MIKE LOVE winks at the camera) (https://img.youtube.com/vi/lk39IvlBYpk/0.jpg) ANOTHER MIKE LOVE ENTIRELY: "Please enjoy my terrible videos that come up when you search on Mike Love on youtube, which must infuriate the other Mike Love." Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Iron Horse-Apples on July 23, 2013, 03:07:37 PM Stealing my name was one thing, but stealing my beard!!
Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: alf wiedersehen on July 23, 2013, 03:11:51 PM Did you guys know that Mike Love helped to write "Back in the U.S.S.R.?"
Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: JohnMill on July 23, 2013, 03:14:51 PM SURFIN' WITH MIKEY
Come And Go Surfin' With Mikey Catch That Big Wave And Be Free Time To Go Surfin' With Mikey Through The Cosmos And Into The Sea It's Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy It's Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy Such A Joy, Such A Joy When You're Surfin' With Mikey Visions Show The Way To Be And Unlike My Dear Cousin Brian You Won't Need To Smoke Any Tea It's Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy It's Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy Such A Joy, Such A Joy To Be Surfin' With Mikey Now Everyone Else Starts To See Once Their Eyes Have Been Opened The Message Passed Down On From Me It's Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy It's Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy, Such A Joy-Joy Such A Joy, Such A Joy Oh Yeah, Yeah (Even Bruce Is Going Into The Water), Yeah Yeah Oh Yeah, I'm Gonna Go (Surfing Now, Everybody's Learning How) Yeah Yeah! Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Shady on July 23, 2013, 03:19:56 PM Absolutely hilarious, all of them.
Especially "Why Don't We Do It On The Beach", nice job 'leggo of my ego' Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Dave Modny on July 23, 2013, 03:20:07 PM Surfer Nation Boy
Born a poor young city man Surfer Nation Boy Pump gas, shag a** Dreaming of the big time...whoa whoa whoa Sitting in my XKE Hear the engine rev Striped shirts, short skirts Made it to the big time...go go go [break] Cross-legged out in Pebble Beach Levitate til' dawn J'ai guru, Honolulu Cash another check for Kokomo Oooooooooo......Surfer Nation Boy. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: SurfRiderHawaii on July 23, 2013, 03:20:28 PM Sexy Sadie.
Legend has it the song was about the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi hitting up the girls for sex while in India in 67. Hey, Mike was there, and advances are right up his alley. Wait a minute, could this song really be about the Luvster? Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Jukka on July 23, 2013, 03:27:19 PM WILD HONEY SURFER GIRL
She was a surfer girl South of Monterey Bay Now she rides the big waves It the U.S.A. And if she could only hear me This is what I'd say (wheeeee...) Surfer girl you're making me crazy I'm Mike Love and meditating So won't you please do it again Oh surfer girl give me excitations Come and show me the vibrations Of your favourite tune You became a legend of the silvery waves And now the thought of surfing with you Makes me buzz like a busy bee Oh surfer girl you are driving the coastline Surf arcoss the Atlantic With all the surfing guys Will the wind that blew her board Across the sea Kindly send her surfing back to me Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Cabinessenceking on July 23, 2013, 03:36:30 PM Glass Onion is a pathetic attempt at song writing. I can't understand why everyone seems to dig the White Album when it is riddled with filler and less-than-standard material.
Glass Onion is like the Beatles SIP, Wild Honey Pie wut?, OBLADI OBLADA LIFE GOES OOOOOONNN RHHHHAAAA??? LALALALALA LIFE GOES ON! + more Macca granny songs. 'I told you bout strawberry fields, you know the place where nothing is real' those lyrics COULD've been ML's. They are so utterly disgusting. Don't get me wrong. White Album has much good music and if it had been a single LP release with the good stuff it would be a stelar release. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Cabinessenceking on July 23, 2013, 03:39:15 PM Have you seen the little wilsons Crawling in the dirt? And for all the little wilsons Life is getting worse Always having dirt to play around in Have you seen the bigger wilsons In their starched stripey shirts? You will find the bigger wilsons Stirring up the dirt Always have clean shirts to play around in In their styes with all their backing tracks They don't care 'bout I get around In their brains there's something lacking What they need's a damn good whacking Everywhere there's lots of wilsons Living wilson lives You can see them out for dinner With their wilson wives Clutching forks and knives to eat their Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: leggo of my ego on July 23, 2013, 03:41:07 PM RPM #409
(Various chessey drag strip / car crash sound efx, punctuated by random burps and farts mixed w/ voice OD rants from Michael like "All Hail Brian, the Stalin of the Studio" and "Hey Baby get in the back seat with me and become naked" with Bruce playing "Chopsticks" over and over in the background. This lasts about 12 mins or until you cannot stand it anymore and smash the record. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: alf wiedersehen on July 23, 2013, 03:42:09 PM Glass Onion is a pathetic attempt at song writing. I can't understand why everyone seems to dig the White Album when it is riddled with filler and less-than-standard material. Glass Onion is like the Beatles SIP, Wild Honey Pie wut?, OBLADI OBLADA LIFE GOES OOOOOONNN RHHHHAAAA??? LALALALALA LIFE GOES ON! + more Macca granny songs. 'I told you bout strawberry fields, you know the place where nothing is real' those lyrics COULD've been ML's. They are so utterly disgusting. Don't get me wrong. White Album has much good music and if it had been a single LP release with the good stuff it would be a stelar release. I must admit that I love "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"... Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Shady on July 23, 2013, 03:44:34 PM Happiness is a warm surf
She's not a girl who surfs much Do do do do do do do do, oh yeah She's well acquainted with the touch of a warm surf Like a lizard on a sandy beach The man in the crowd with the his multicolored Hawaiian shirt And his sandals on Lying with his eyes while his board is busy surfing overtime A corn dog which he ate and And donated to the surf trust Down I need to surf cause I'm going down Down to the my girl that I left uptown I need to surf cause I'm going down California surfers jump the gun California surfers jump the gun California surfers jump the gun California surfers jump the gun California surfers jump the gun California surfers jump the gun Happiness (is a warm surf) Surf, Surf, Surf, Surf Happiness (is a warm surf, momma) Surf Surf Surf Surf (When I hold you in my arms) Oooooooooh, oh yeah! And I see your body on my board Oooooooooh, oh yeah! I know no loud braggart can put me down Oooooooooh, oh yeah! Because Happiness (is a warm surf, momma) Surf Surf Surf Surf Happiness (is a warm surf, momma) Surf Surf Surf Surf Happiness Surf Surf Surf Surf But don't you know that happiness Happiness (is a warm surf) is a warm surf, yeeeaahhh! Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: ontor pertawst on July 23, 2013, 03:45:39 PM This would all make for an absolutely terrifying, savagely compelling record.
Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: BergenWhitesMoustache on July 23, 2013, 05:14:46 PM Glass Onion is a pathetic attempt at song writing. I can't understand why everyone seems to dig the White Album when it is riddled with filler and less-than-standard material. I used to subscribe to the idea that it would have been a killer single album, but I've tried, and like most Beatles albums I can get to a side and one track before running out of good stuff. It's embarrassing. Abbey Road is worse. Compare either of them to an album like Scott 4 or five leaves later or blue afternoon or 'birthday' by the association, or any goshdarn Cowills record, or the Peppermint Trolley Company on Atca or Millenium or Sagittarius and there's simply no comparison. None of those acts ever pissed in their audiences ears with 'maxwells fucking hammer' or 'obladioblada' Goddamnit Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: leggo of my ego on July 23, 2013, 06:14:07 PM Happiness is a warm surf She's not a girl who surfs much Do do do do do do do do, oh yeah She's well acquainted with the touch of a warm surf Like a lizard on a sandy beach The man in the crowd with the his multicolored Hawaiian shirt And his sandals on Lying with his eyes while his board is busy surfing overtime A corn dog which he ate and And donated to the surf trust Down I need to surf cause I'm going down Down to the my girl that I left uptown I need to surf cause I'm going down California surfers jump the gun California surfers jump the gun California surfers jump the gun California surfers jump the gun California surfers jump the gun California surfers jump the gun Happiness (is a warm surf) Surf, Surf, Surf, Surf Happiness (is a warm surf, momma) Surf Surf Surf Surf (When I hold you in my arms) Oooooooooh, oh yeah! And I see your body on my board Oooooooooh, oh yeah! I know no loud braggart can put me down Oooooooooh, oh yeah! Because Happiness (is a warm surf, momma) Surf Surf Surf Surf Happiness (is a warm surf, momma) Surf Surf Surf Surf Happiness Surf Surf Surf Surf But don't you know that happiness Happiness (is a warm surf) is a warm surf, yeeeaahhh! :lol :lol :lol and I pity the po' loud braggart that tries to put me down. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: SMiLE Brian on July 23, 2013, 06:25:36 PM Genius thread :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: 18thofMay on July 23, 2013, 06:50:10 PM Hey, Banzai Bill
Was it a thrill? Banzai Bill? (2x) HE WENT out big wave hunting with his 8ft ,3 finned gun In case of wiping out he always took his mum He's the all American ,Californian wax-headed mother's son. All the surfers sing Hey, Banzai Bill Was it a thrill? Banzai Bill? (2x) Deep in the ocean where the 30 foot big wave f lies Bill and his 8ft gun were taken by surprise so the Silver Surfer zapped him right between the eyes all the surfers sing Hey, Banzai Bill Was it a thrill? Banzai Bill? (2x) The surfers asked him if to wipe-out was a sin "Not when it’s thirty foot", his mummy butted in "If waves could kill it would have been us instead of him" all the surfers sing Hey, Banzai Bill Was it a thrill? Banzai Bill?(9x) (fade out) Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Niko on July 23, 2013, 07:05:29 PM (https://img.youtube.com/vi/lk39IvlBYpk/0.jpg) ANOTHER MIKE LOVE ENTIRELY: "Please enjoy my terrible videos that come up when you search on Mike Love on youtube, which must infuriate the other Mike Love." I've been waiting for someone to say something funny about that guy. omg. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Cyncie on July 23, 2013, 07:22:01 PM Endless Summer 1
You say you want an Endless Summer Well you know we all want to surf the world You tell me that it's such a bummer Well you know We all want to surf the world But when you talk about psychedelic crows Don't you know you can count me out (in) Don't you know it's gonna be... alright? Alright Alright You say you got a car that's bitchin' Well you know we'd all love to see it drag You ask me for a little less friction Well you know We're all suing what we can But if you want money for people with minds that hate All I can tell you is brother just meditate Don't you know it's gonna be alright? Alright Alright You say East Coast girls are pretty Well you know they'd all love to be Cali girls You tell me it's such a pity Well you know, Bruce buys a lot of shorts But if you go carrying pictures of Cousin Bri You ain't gonna get nuthin' from me until we write Don't you know it's gonna be alright Alright ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: bossaroo on July 23, 2013, 10:44:56 PM But when you talk about psychedelic crows Don't you know you can count me out (in) :lol :lol :lol Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Disney Boy (1985) on July 23, 2013, 11:03:19 PM Revolution 409 anyone?
Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: 18thofMay on July 23, 2013, 11:05:39 PM Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: bossaroo on July 23, 2013, 11:24:09 PM BEACHBALL (Lennon/McCartney/Love) Beach ball bouncin' in the summer sun Bikini babes havin' fun fun fun All day long Surfers ridin' waves until the cool of evening comes Beach ball bouncin' til the day is done Turn the key and hear the engine hum All night long Cruisin' up and down the strip with a special someone Beach ball fly, beach ball fly From sunny days to the summer nights! Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: alf wiedersehen on July 23, 2013, 11:28:50 PM BEACHBALL (Lennon/McCartney/Love) Beach ball bouncin' in the summer sun Bikini babes havin' fun fun fun All day long Surfers ridin' waves until the cool of evening comes Beach ball bouncin' til the day is done Turn the key and hear the engine hum Cruisin' up and down the strip with a special someone Beach ball fly, beach ball fly From sunny days to the summer nights! Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Amazing Larry on July 24, 2013, 12:54:06 AM Sexy Rhonda, what have you done?
Crusin' in the summer sun. Crusin' in the summer sun. Sexy Rhonda, what have you done? You shot my trans, and now my Coup's in the shop. And now my Coup's in the shop. Sexy Rhonda, you broke my car. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Iron Horse-Apples on July 24, 2013, 01:23:02 AM Obla Di Obla Da
Love / Lennon / McCartney Brian is a senior down at Hawthorne High Micheal scrapes the sh*t off sheets of steel Micheal says to Brian "Man I dig your tunes But it's a bummer how depressed they make me feel" Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun In a couple of years they had built themselves a band Then a couple of gits started hanging round Asher and Van Dyke Parks (ha ha ha) Crappy ever after's how the story goes Brian is a robot on the stage Micheal tours with Bruce in the casino shows But meditation helps suppress his inner rage Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Gertie J. on July 24, 2013, 01:45:09 AM far and away the best offering. rock on, May! Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Jukka on July 24, 2013, 02:23:30 AM ^
That Obladi Oblada actually made me laugh out loud, best so far, even if it's not something Michael would write. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: bossaroo on July 24, 2013, 02:24:54 AM Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: hypehat on July 24, 2013, 03:49:39 AM Obla Di Obla Da Love / Lennon / McCartney Brian is a senior down at Hawthorne High Micheal scrapes the sh*t off sheets of steel Micheal says to Brian "Man I dig your tunes But it's a bummer how depressed they make me feel" Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun In a couple of years they had built themselves a band Then a couple of gits started hanging round Asher and Van Dyke Parks (ha ha ha) Crappy ever after's how the story goes Brian is a robot on the stage Micheal tours with Bruce in the casino shows But meditation helps suppress his inner rage Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun Ahahahaahaa Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Cabinessenceking on July 24, 2013, 03:58:15 AM Glass Onion is a pathetic attempt at song writing. I can't understand why everyone seems to dig the White Album when it is riddled with filler and less-than-standard material. Glass Onion is like the Beatles SIP, Wild Honey Pie wut?, OBLADI OBLADA LIFE GOES OOOOOONNN RHHHHAAAA??? LALALALALA LIFE GOES ON! + more Macca granny songs. 'I told you bout strawberry fields, you know the place where nothing is real' those lyrics COULD've been ML's. They are so utterly disgusting. Don't get me wrong. White Album has much good music and if it had been a single LP release with the good stuff it would be a stelar release. I must admit that I love "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"... I know! And you're far from the only one. I think Obladioblada is the most famous track on the White Album, everyone seems to ignore the good Lennon tracks. Maybe Obladioblada and Back In The USSR was the only songs which were 'catchy' enough at the time. Personally I think it's bloody awful. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Jukka on July 24, 2013, 04:00:32 AM The alternate Obladi Oblada on Anthology 3 has a much better groove, with congas and all. Much less annoying perkiness!
Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Ovi on July 24, 2013, 04:26:31 AM I love Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, but I've always thought of it as more tongue-in-cheek than anything.
Hilarious thread by the way. :lol Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: JohnMill on July 24, 2013, 06:25:56 AM Obla Di Obla Da Love / Lennon / McCartney Brian is a senior down at Hawthorne High Micheal scrapes the sh*t off sheets of steel Micheal says to Brian "Man I dig your tunes But it's a bummer how depressed they make me feel" Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun In a couple of years they had built themselves a band Then a couple of gits started hanging round Asher and Van Dyke Parks (ha ha ha) Crappy ever after's how the story goes Brian is a robot on the stage Micheal tours with Bruce in the casino shows But meditation helps suppress his inner rage Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun "John and Mitchy were getting kinda itchy" anyone? Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: leggo of my ego on July 24, 2013, 06:55:10 AM Everybody's Goin' to be Broke Except For Me Im Going to be Rich!
Surf on surf on Surf on surf on Surf on at my site Surf on at my Store Surf on takin's easy Surf on takin's breezy Takin's easy, yes I'm sleazy Everybody's Goin' to be Broke except for me Im Going to Get Rich! (Ooh) The dumber you are, the higher I charge The higher I charge, the poorer you get So come on (and buy my sh*t) come on Your wallet is out and my bank accounts full Your pockets are empty but my al-i-mony is paid So spend on (Ho) spend on (Ho) Spend on is such a joy Spend on dont be coy. Spend on yes its easy Spend it ALL yes I'm sleazy Make it easy (Hoo) make it easy (Hoo) Everybody's Goin' to be Broke except for me Im Going to be Rich!! Spend on, spend on, spend on, spend on, (come on cough it up buster...) Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Youre Under Arrest on July 24, 2013, 08:45:14 AM Below is the "hidden" verse to "Mother Nature's Son" which can only be heard if you play the first side of the album (despite the actual track being on the second half) backwards and 10x the original speed. When hearing this verse at Abbey Road, Paul was frightened that it would burn down the studio and so he scrapped it.
Born a poor young Surfer Boy Mother Lover's Son All day long I'm sitting singing songs of fun, fun, fun Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: dwtherealbb on July 24, 2013, 09:26:39 PM now somewhere out in the hills off trancas lived a young lad named michael the loon
and one day his woman came up with another lie hit young michael in the eye michael didn't like that he said i'm gonna find that cig and one day he walked into town walked himself into the studio michael the loon checked into the room only to find his friends chuckling Michael had come equipped with a nun-chuck to beat the piss out of his rival his rival it seems had broken his dreams by stealing the girl of his fancy her name was Suzanne but away had she ran and everyone thought she was crazy Now and she and her "friend who called himself den' were in the next room at his res'dence Brucie burst in and grinning a grin he said denny boy this is a lawsuit but denny was hot and brucie just thought that he would just get a promotion D'da d'da d'da da da da D'da d'da d'da da da da D'da d'da d'da da d'da d'da d'da d'da Do do do do do do D'do d'do d'do do do do D'do d'do d'do do do do D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do Do do do do do do now the lawyer came in, striking a grin and proceeded to sit at the table He said Mikey you got a case and Mikey said man just punch his face and we'll be better man as soon as we've got brian And now Mikey the loon fell back in his room Only to find his friend's chuckling Brian checked out and he left it no doubt To help with good Mikey's revival, ah Oh yeah, yeah Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: joshferrell on July 24, 2013, 09:41:05 PM You know the song
stick to the formula you know the song stick to the formula you know you know how to f&ck up the song you you know how to f*ck with the song Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: joshferrell on July 24, 2013, 09:55:02 PM 1. the art of surfing
2. Surf is a concept by which we measure our boards 3.let it surf 4. get back (to the beach) 5. hey dude 6. I wanna hold your board 7. sexy surfer 8. hilltop skater (Helter Skelter for those who may not get it.) 9. forgive me my little surfer princess 10. it don't drive easy 11. Honda, Honda wheels (Helen Wheels parody) 12.it's just another surf 13. waves we surfed today 14. I dig a surf board 15. all I can hear is mike love, mike love, mike love. 16.free as a whale 17.my sweet board 18.surfin in the kitchen of love 19. mike love does it good.. 20. something in the way she surfs... Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Mike's Beard on July 24, 2013, 11:45:34 PM BRIAN WHY (To the tune of WILD HONEY)
I was a working guy, Mt. Vernon and Fairway, Now I've Hit The Big Time! Singing Surfin' USA, And if Brian could only hear me, This is what I'd say..... Brian why, You are making me crazy, Van Dyke's lyrics are too hazy, So won't you send him home. Oh Brian why, Your new songs are so tragic, Let me show you the magic, Of my retro surf songs. You became a legend of the music scene, But now the thought of collaborating Makes you break down and scream! Oh Brian why, You are making me frantic, Let's surf around the atlantic And then let's write a song. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: ontor pertawst on July 24, 2013, 11:49:00 PM (dabs eyes)
Touching stuff there. Music: the universal language. Mike Love: the even more universal language. Amen. (http://brianwilsonfans.com/attachments/Image/m_love.jpg) Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: alf wiedersehen on July 25, 2013, 12:09:08 AM Glass Onion is a pathetic attempt at song writing. I can't understand why everyone seems to dig the White Album when it is riddled with filler and less-than-standard material. Glass Onion is like the Beatles SIP, Wild Honey Pie wut?, OBLADI OBLADA LIFE GOES OOOOOONNN RHHHHAAAA??? LALALALALA LIFE GOES ON! + more Macca granny songs. 'I told you bout strawberry fields, you know the place where nothing is real' those lyrics COULD've been ML's. They are so utterly disgusting. Don't get me wrong. White Album has much good music and if it had been a single LP release with the good stuff it would be a stelar release. I must admit that I love "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"... I know! And you're far from the only one. I think Obladioblada is the most famous track on the White Album, everyone seems to ignore the good Lennon tracks. Maybe Obladioblada and Back In The USSR was the only songs which were 'catchy' enough at the time. Personally I think it's bloody awful. Well, you're definitely not the only one who thinks it's awful either. I've read a few "Worst Songs by Great Bands" and "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" shows up quite a bit... But, while I usually prefer McCartney over Lennon, it's hard to pretend that Lennon doesn't have great songs all over this album, like "Happiness is a Warm Gun," "I'm So Tired," "Yer Blues," "Everybody's Got Something to Hide," "Sexy Sadie," and "Revolution 1." "Dear Prudence," and "Bungalow Bill" also appeal more to my "poppier side." However, "Revolution 9," I believe, is by far the worst "song" The Beatles recorded. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Iron Horse-Apples on July 25, 2013, 12:14:09 AM Not forgetting Julia
Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: leggo of my ego on July 25, 2013, 06:54:36 AM Not forgetting Julia Maxwell's Silver Hammer must fall into the "worst" catagory BAANG BANG!! Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Rocky Raccoon on July 25, 2013, 08:09:47 AM Not forgetting Julia Maxwell's Silver Hammer must fall into the "worst" catagory BAANG BANG!! That's from Abbey Road. I love that song though for its dark humor and the disturbing lyrics to such a cheery melody. Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: joshferrell on July 25, 2013, 08:15:51 AM surfin raccoon stepped unto his board only to find that he wiped out..
Title: Re: Other White Album songs Mike should have helped with Post by: Jesse Reiswig on July 25, 2013, 09:38:00 AM Obla Di Obla Da Love / Lennon / McCartney Brian is a senior down at Hawthorne High Micheal scrapes the sh*t off sheets of steel Micheal says to Brian "Man I dig your tunes But it's a bummer how depressed they make me feel" Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun In a couple of years they had built themselves a band Then a couple of gits started hanging round Asher and Van Dyke Parks (ha ha ha) Crappy ever after's how the story goes Brian is a robot on the stage Micheal tours with Bruce in the casino shows But meditation helps suppress his inner rage Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun Add a bop, add a dit, make it fun yeah You gotta make it fun fun fun This is ridiculously funny. |