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Hi guys. It's quiet around here, so I thought I'd start a list thread. Title says it all. So you need to work out not only the saddest Beach Boy, but your favourite saddest Beach Boy, or your saddest favourite, whichever is easier.

To make it more interesting, you're allowed to use

• Present members
• Past members
• Present and past members
• People who weren't actually in the Beach Boys

Here's mine

1) Al (obviously)
2) David Marks
3) Carl Marks
4) Jeffrey Foskett
5) Hanna Barbara
6) Jeffrey Beck
7) David Tennant
8 ) Geoffrey from Rainbow
9) Blodie Chapman
10) Al (obviously)

I don't get why you ranked Al 2 times - the 1st & final? I agree if he's in the last position, though, because to me, he's the most positive BB. Just look at his smile! Anyway, why #1 & why "obviously"? Seems like we talk about 2 completely different Al Jardines.

RangeRover - he is completely and utterly taking the piss.   He's not in the least serious ;)

Especially that bit when he goes "I'm sorry. I'm SO sorry."

what

This thread makes far more sense than the gigantically retarded astrology thread.

 :lol

Tennant's was more a "What? WHAT? WHAT???"

Is it okay if we use past and present members? I don't want to offend anybody but

Zeppo Wilson

So future members are excluded??

Certainly not!

Taylor Swift (Bass, cristal bachet) will be the saddest Beach Boy in in 2027

But will she be the favourite?

…will she be the most favouristest ten? And what colour will her star sign be?

Ooh, the tension is just unbearable - I hear Al is REALLY favouristest sad on the star sign colour round what

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Christian Love


Banana and Louie

Actually, she will be in her 30's by then so Mike won't be interested.

Does she have a younger sister?

So long as she can still sing that she feels 22...

Heres my Top Ten

1) Murry
2) Nilsson
3) Dennis
4) John Lennon
5) Cuzin Michael
6) Marilyn Wilson (beach girl)
7) Keith Green
8 ) Jan Berry
9) Gidget (beach girl)
10) Davey Jones

1. Stalin
2. Mozart
3. The Smithsonian
4. Fred Weller
5. Ned Vaughan
6. Greg Kean
7. Fred Flinstone
8. John H. Casper
9. Alvin
10. Kermit

There is only one singular sad Beach Boy and his name is myKe luHv because he's convinced himself that he alone is the Beach Boys and has the audacity to call himself the same. Now that is sad let alone cringeworthy. :o

1. Christian Love
2. Mormon Love
3. Muslim Love
4. Jewish Love
5. Shinto Love
6. Christian Indifference
7. Bill
8. Sue
9. That piece of celery Paul McCartney ate
10. The Monkey's Uncle

I think you mean "The Monkees' Uncle."

My list is the best

My list has a lot of dead people (well, not all of them) cuz its incredibly sad to be dead... :'(

My favorite saddest & deadest BB has got to be Murry who also won the competition of beating everybody else to being dead.  ;D

Whoaaa, hold your horses there.....

We'll be doing a top ten to determine the best list later!

The comic artist who invented Duckburg? :wink

 :lol :lol :lol

Maybe only #7 Favourite Saddest Beach Boy, but definitely #1 Favourite Most Sanctified Beach Boy.

1.) Mt. Wilson
2.) Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace
3.) Wilson Phillips
4.) Wilson Pickett
5.) Woodrow Wilson
6.) Ronald Wilson Reagan
7.) Hitler

Sorry that’s all I got

I vote Bela Lugosi