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THESE DUDES BE ALL UP IN A FIELD

Al Jardine...no question.

Don't f*** with Bob Dylan. AJ Weberman knows why.

well yes but whilst 66 era strung out dylan might cause u severe emotional battery with his insults, he's so unhealthy that even Jane Austen could kick the sh*t out of him

think gospel dylan is his best shot.

think miles davis makes it down to the last 10 or so. if i had mingus in there they could wipe out the entire field except, like, vader, and the hulk.

the marx bros have the advantage and disadvantage of barely existing in the real world - they could totally kill darth vader with a custard pie to the face, but they would never plan to do such a thing.

snoopy piloting a dog kennel v much follows the same fashion.

emeritus pope is still infallible and has many of the powers of a bona fide pope. he knows everything about everyone so could scheme effectively.

prince & kells might be too busy trying to make it with jane austen and buffy in order to do much damage in the game.

al jardine's renowned keep it clean strategem could see him picking off the stragglers, but there's no guarantee he could pick off the hulk or batman or the thunderbirds.

....i love having days off.

It would be down to Darth Vader vs The Incredible Hulk. My brain may short cirtcuit if I contemplate that one too hard. In the end I have to go with Hulk. I think Vader would end up pissing him off so bad he would just crush the life out of him.

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Bear in mind if R Kelly got down to actually fighting, this would play and Kells would be str8 fire for 3 minutes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuY1rt4qp5M&feature=youtu.be

I am going to die of laughter :lol :lol :lol :lol

Whilst the hero in me wants to vote for Butch & Sundance, they ultimately lose. Granted, it takes the entire bolivian army. but they lost.

Reckon Jane Austen can kill some bitchmade fools. Possibly not as hardcore as miles davis, johnny cash, herzog, keef, the beat generation and castro (the hardest nutters in humanity, borne out by bastard strong substance abuse and force of personality) but can run with them. She kills a few Thunderbirds, no doubt. Them fucks are suckers for women - Lady Penelope could destroy the thing from the inside and they'd do nothing.

who in their right mind would harm ringo starr?

Run Dmc know their sh*t, but like butch & sundance they might be simply outclassed with the likes of mario and the batman.

it's one of the greatest things I have ever laid eyes on in youtube. I wonder what kells himself would think

It would be interesting to see what R.kelly thinks, maybe "its been worse"


I think Werner Herzog is a sleeper pick after managing to edit together "grizzly man" after watching hours of video of that guy ramble.

he has also worked with klaus kinski, and is the star of Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe. Truly the man knows no fear, which is why I picked him. If somehow the hulk died, and it was down to Batman and Herzog, I could not choose with confidence.

then again if mario gets a (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxb0fp6l871r9dn2io1_500.jpg) not even the hulk is safe.


I mean, sh*t - what if the first thing Keef, Run DMC, Cash, the entire Beat Generation and Miles Davis (who probably had the strongest sh*t known to man) do is to give Batman some of that strong chronic? The Batmans prime mental faculties could be rendered useless. you have about 30 people trying to supply him with strong drugs, they could hotbox him effortlessly.

When I saw the thread title, I instantly thought "Batman of course" before I clicked it.  So there's my vote.  I mean if we're talking a real, no holds barred, down and dirty fight, nobody is going to take Batman down.

Batman mostly relies on his wits and some cool gadgets though. He is outgunned physically by the likes of Vader and The Hulk (possibly even Rocky/Miles Davis), and he needs time to figure out how to kill someone like Sonic, who is essentially invincible as long as he gets a ring.

He's even matched mentally by the Pope (who is infallible), Werner Herzog (whose stonecold nihilism could stand him well in a battle of wits) and The Marx Brothers, who are barely tied down by the laws of physics. Even the fucking Hulk is one of the greatest scientific minds of his generation.


I mean, a lot of these people are probably toast in the first few minutes - The Thunderbirds certainly unless they can get to their machines, you have the slaughter of a lot of Dylans, Butler and Senna. Reckon the mortal crew might stick together if your enemies include Batman, The Hulk, and Vader, not mention the cold dead eyes of Mario and a dog piloting a surprisingly effective kennel. Ringo definitely dies.

Even if the Batman kills everyone mortal or otherwise sh*t, that's a lot of folks and energy before you have to fight Darth Vader or The Hulk, who are on that superhuman sh*t. I can't see it.


Also I missed the most glaring error! BATMAN DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE. HE LOSES.

I had to vote for Prince. Did you guys see that Chapelle's Show? He's a beast!

Darth Vader. Don't underestimate the power of the darkside.

All of Batman's endless BAM's, POW's, Shark Repellent Sprays, and deadpan camp humor is no match for Al Jardine's hardcore unamplified lackadaisical laid-back folky 4-chord guitar strumming!

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There are a lot of great contestants listed here. However, I think the big bru ha ha would be Mr. Roper vs. Mr. Furley!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzsrjUNIK98

In no particular order, you should watch Gone With The Wind, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, & Grizzly Man(for Herr Herzog), read Pride & Prejudice, know something about Formula 1 racing (or just watch the documentary Senna, which is marvelous) and have read Peanuts, the cartoon from which Snoopy hails from. You might even thank me later!

Reckon Jane Austen can kill some bitchmade fools. Possibly not as hardcore as miles davis, johnny cash, herzog, keef, the beat generation and castro (the hardest nutters in humanity, borne out by bastard strong substance abuse and force of personality) but can run with them. She kills a few Thunderbirds, no doubt. Them fucks are suckers for women - Lady Penelope could destroy the thing from the inside and they'd do nothing.


How in the name of God did I even write this paragraph. What is wrong with me.

From the list I recognized only Snoopy (with Pluto & Goofy, the best dog to ever grace the television, Droopy being the most boring) and The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. I actually have a soundtrack of the latter.
Shall check the rest.

NB: I see that I reply to your May post in June. So, as you foresaw, I thank you later!

george lazenby

I think Danny Trejo should have been an option.

As some Smiley Smilers offered other candidates, I'll add one as well. His name is Daniel Quilp who's got to be one of my favorite villains ever. According to description in "Old Curiosity Shop" by Charles Dickens, he has frightening dwarf appearance with crooked legs & arms, big fangs, big terrifying eyes and so on. All the characters were scared of him - not only mischievous children, but also his wife, her mother, mother's old friends etc. Because of him, the main heroine Nelly & her grandfather secretly left their house & escaped, so Quilp became the real owner of it. Very cool chap. I bet my bank account he would easily win everybody... except for Al (of course). Their battle will end with a score of 1:1. Or in a draw.

I HAVE FAILED

I voted Brett Butler.

I almost picked Lee Van Cleef because he could scare 80% of the rest by just leering at them.

in the end its the Beat Generation for their sheer numbers and ability to procreate to outnumber the foe.