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Recently, I came across compelling evidence that around 1968, Mike Love passed away after a levitating accident. Metaphorically speaking, he was replaced in a split second by a far relative who looked frighteningly like Mike, a fellow by the name of Buddy Love. This Buddy Love had a chequered past, his main job had been being a pretty crazy professor in law. This Buddy had a croaky voice, totally unlike that of Mike - but an ambitious young psychologist who dabbled in pharmacy and chemistry, who went by the name of Eugene L. (I cannot reveal his full name for legal reasons) remedied this by letting drink Buddy truckloads of a miraculous potion. Had Buddy drank any more, he would have suffered permanent damage, I was told. So now we had the perfect replacement of the deceased Mike.

Unfortunately, Buddy (now Mike for the general public) had an unhealthy obsession with money and legal matters, and I heard that this caused considerable distress for band leader Brian Wilson. I do not know yet what the original Mike would have done, instead of Buddy. There is more: how could Mikes levitating accident have been foreseen by all parties involved? Was it pre-planned? And who then was behind it all? Where is the final resting place of Mike? Why did Capitol Records cover everything up? Did young Eugene L. then already see that he could use Brian as 'profitable material' in later life?

(And, if the Beatles can have their Paul McC. myth, we are entitled to one of our own - IMHO).

Comments and new material are very welcome.

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What about the one where Dennis died in a drowning accident in 1983 and was replaced by John Stamos.

Crazy even by conspiracy theorist standards

Interestingly - and perchance significantly  - "Buddy Love" was the name Joe Thomas used to wrestle under. "Buddy Love - the women's pet, the men's regret".

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That is funny; of course I referred to Jerry Lewis in The Nutty Professor, but that was clear.

To one who finds Jerry Lewis about as 'funny' as leprosy, not at all clear.

Ah well, he's not my favourite either, but I thought of Buddy Love and then Lewis. I find that Joe Thomas connection pretty funny, BTW.

Brian has his own set of Phil Spector wigs even though Brian is not bald nor lacking in remaining hair.

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Those are for when he's alone and plays 'Be My Baby' for hours on end, whilst watching himself in a gigantic mirror.

Mike stores his love in a jar next to his bed at night, and so for the sleeping hours becomes known simply as Mike Like.

Good one  :lol :lol :lol

Bruce Johnston suffers from never nude syndrome

Thanks.  The whole time I was reading the first post, I thought "Where do I know that name from?"  and no.  It wasn't the Nutty Professor.  ;D

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The essence of this little gem passed my by the first time around.

Wicked!

Agreed :lol, there is a a lot of truth in this one for better or worse.

Also while he continues to tour with the Beach Boys, his real dream is to be a member of the Blue Man Group.

And Acting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXkfLhn6pA

He keeps it in a jar, but not too far from his heart.

Mike Love is a good songwriter.

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Pretty brilliant!

So true, prepare to be flamed for weeks over that one.

Bruce Johnston, the most untalented, smug and irritating member of The Beach Boy is currently touring the world with Mike love while Al Jardine and David Marks sit at home.

Wait..

Dr Landy never released Brian from house arrest in Hawai, where he still resides and earns a living as a piano tuner for a local school.

Brian's post '84 appearances and recorded material have been supplied on a contract basis by Billy Shears, after his services were terminated for releasing Pipes of Peace by which stage Paul MacCartney's bastard son, Hienz had lost his german accent and could assume the role.

Around this time, the BB's corporation elected Al Jardine as president as reward for his selfless refusal to accept writing co-writing credits on Pet Sounds, Smile and Love You while honourably taking a bullet for MIU.

Unknown to many, Brian Wilson's unhealthy attraction to a certain desert prompted his family, friends and physicians to originally coin the popular saying, "Shut yer Pie Hole".

Write me some lyrics as good as Good Vibrations.

Or Please Let Me Wonder. All I Wanna Do. I'm Waiting For The Day. He was a very good lyricist for The Beach Boys in their heyday.

Writing lyrics and working on vocal melodies is a very important job, a big element of a great song. Do people think Bernie Taupin and Robert Hunter aren't songwriters just because they are lyricists?

http://smileysmile.net/board/index.php/topic,8591.0.html

I should have specified, Mike WAS a good songwriter. But since endless summer, his attempts to recapture a surf culture that he has long moved on from have been embarrassing. Its OK was the last great "fun in the sun" song and lead from Mike.

Yeah, and Eric Clapton has been horrible since 1972. Lots of artists lose it, utterly. I still believe in giving those folks due respect. They gave the world more joy than you and I ever will.
People should think of Mike as a weird combination of Johnny Rotten and Engelbert Humperdinck. He doesn't make sense.

I guess part of my Mike bashing comes from the fact he wrote great lyrics for wild honey and songs like "big sur", showing he could move on and develop as a songwriter. Then endless summer comes and he throws that out the window and turns himself along with the group into a self-parody recording/live act. I honestly think the BBs live act reached its peak in 1964 at TAMI show.

It was once told, many years ago, that Bruce Johnston was at one time a pretty good songwriter and gifted musician.  Today's generation knows him as the best audience conductor/cheerleader/microphone adjuster in the business, his past musical accomplishments a mere sidenote in history, almost lost to time.

Brian Wilson is the reincarnation of George Gershwin.

Charles Manson actually wrote "Sumahama." The song dates back to the infamous late '68 Bellagio sessions and sat in the vault under lock and key until Bruce Johnston realized they needed one more song for L.A. (LIGHT ALBUM). Mike paid Charlie in prison cigarettes and meditation tapes for the rights. Charlie was pissed that his original lyrics in Japanese at the end, which contained secret coded messages to followers on how to start a race war between whites and Asians, were changed by the man who put his name to the final version.

Agreed.

Dennis Wilson faked his death and became a pastor of a church,,here's the link to prove it
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2009/feb/12/keeping-faith-dennis-wilson/?banner=1
Notice how the first line in the article is how he faces death everyday. see that proves it..

Courteney Love is Mike Loves daughter... ;D ;D

I thought this was a thread for myths...

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That is funny; of course I referred to Jerry Lewis in The Nutty Professor, but that was clear.
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Or Eddie Murphy for us young 'uns.

in the 90s brian and phil make up a rap album with wall of sound technique.

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This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-kAnNgqN9o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-kAnNgqN9o)) is that new sound Brian was looking for in the mid-60s.

My god. I'm watching this in its entirety for the first time...I kinda wished I hadn't. No wonder people don't take the Beach Boys seriously anymore :'(

yeah, i said 'with wall of sound' tho.

here this has the "wall of sound"..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz0SnpN_O00

 Can't believe I clicked that :-\

That's like the smiley smile forum version of a rick roll

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These are funny. Nice topic! :)


I discovered that Brian Wilson spent 75-83 in a mental hospital. They found an over weight guy off the street to replace Brian on stage. His real name was Seymore Butts. He could play bass and keyboards and had a raspy voice. The band was surprised that he could actually write songs and was  the brains behind 15 Big Ones, Love You and the lost Adult Child album. Dennis and Carl really enjoyed working with Seymore and liked his interesting music. Mike and Al hated it and decided to not allow Seymore to be in charge any more. In late 1982, Seymore Butts died of a heart attack. What most people thought was Brian losing a lot of wait in short order in 1983 was actually the real Brian Wilson replacing Seymore. The Beach Boys thought that perhaps Eugene Landy could succeed with Brian like he did with Seymore Butts. The rest is history.

The Sahara... the Gobi... the Atacama... the Gibson ?  The Namib, perchance ? Do tell.

Seriously, I think I'm perfectly entitled to rip you a new one here for that. But I won't. This time...  ;D

Brian Wilson cracked up and lost his mind after his would-be masterpiece album, Their Satanic Majesties Regret, was rejected by the record label. He spent his last years in an alcohol, acid, and PCP-induced haze before drowning in George Thorogood's jacuzzi. Jacuzzi? JACUZZI?!

here's the things I can debunk from movies
- Brian did not have a beard in 1968 and was not as catatonic as portrayed
- Dennis was not the whiny b!tchy character as portrayed in "American Family"
- "Barbara Ann" was not recorded in 63 or 64 (in Summer Dreams)
- At the beginning of part two from "An American Family" they show the California Girls scene from 1968, not 1965
- Love to Say Dada does not contain the words "Geronimo Leaps"
- Mike was not a surf buddy of Dennis

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No doubt then that pastor Dennis Wilson also wrote the title music for 'Fawlty Towers' (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933288/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933288/))

And recorded the single 'Rocky And The Space Invaders'.

As distractions from having to face death.

Fear induces creativity, apparently.

Who needs fiction when this is reality:

In the 80s and 90s, the greatest pop group that ever was recorded a Culture Club outtake, a song with John Stamos on lead vocals, and they tried to get Bart Simpson to do a duet.

'God Only Knows' didn't get past #39 on the Billboard chart and 'Surf's Up' didn't even chart. 'Barbara Ann' went to #2, 'Rock and Roll Music' to #5 and 'Kokomo' to #1.

The mastermind behind the world's best vocal group had to wait 44 years for his first Grammy (not counting the Lifetime Achievement Grammy), and he got it for an instrumental song.

You'll find a surfboard on nearly every Beach Boys compilation, despite the fact that they stopped writing surf songs about 49 years ago.

Well said. The same mastermind, by the way, got an asteroid named after him in the noughties. Said asteroid is not the heavenly object that made a hard landing in Russia, a couple of days ago.

No, no no those are too far away.

 :P It was the Mojave of course.  They couldn't believe he ate the whole thing!  :o

I forgot to mention that Seymore Butts favorite song was Shortening Bread!

Good to see you guys stretching your imaginations, but please be gently advised that grander (and even goofier) theories can be found here:

http://smileysmile.net/board/index.php/topic,14108.0.html

Yes, I recall that topic too! I am also a huge Marx Brothers fan! :)