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Title: Flossing
Post by: stack-o-tracks on October 05, 2011, 11:59:04 PM
Do you floss before or after you brush your teeth?  ???


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: SloopJohnB on October 06, 2011, 01:03:00 AM
I don't get the point of flossing if you brush your teeth correctly.


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: stack-o-tracks on October 06, 2011, 10:18:08 AM
I don't get the point of flossing if you brush your teeth correctly.

You cant brush the spaces where your teeth are touching!


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: rab2591 on October 06, 2011, 11:29:55 AM
I brush, floss, then rinse with listerine.


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: SloopJohnB on October 06, 2011, 11:48:58 AM
I don't get the point of flossing if you brush your teeth correctly.

You cant brush the spaces where your teeth are touching!

With the right toothbrush, you kinda can.

I get the impression that flossing is mostly an American thing anyway - we have dental floss in stores over here too (France, and Europe in general), but I don't know anyone who uses it. I certainly don't use it, and I've never had any kind of problem with my teeth...  ???


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: Jason on October 06, 2011, 01:07:24 PM
Americans are told to brush and floss because, if they don't, they'll never get laid, they'll never get the right job, people will look strangely upon them, the terrorists win, and it will keep the country from winning the war. Eventually they all lose their fucking teeth to begin with!


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: rab2591 on October 06, 2011, 01:16:57 PM
Americans are told to brush and floss because, if they don't, they'll never get laid, they'll never get the right job, people will look strangely upon them, the terrorists win, and it will keep the country from winning the war. Eventually they all lose their friggin' teeth to begin with!

It's the same reason we buy dishwashers; we don't need them, but it's taboo if we don't have them.

And though I do find flossing to be somewhat unessesary, brushing is good hygiene.


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: stack-o-tracks on October 06, 2011, 01:43:55 PM
Americans are told to brush and floss because, if they don't, they'll never get laid, they'll never get the right job, people will look strangely upon them, the terrorists win, and it will keep the country from winning the war. Eventually they all lose their friggin' teeth to begin with!

It's the same reason we buy dishwashers; we don't need them, but it's taboo if we don't have them.

And though I do find flossing to be somewhat unessesary, brushing is good hygiene.

I dont have a dish washer!!!  >:D


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: send me a picture and i'll tell you on October 06, 2011, 02:02:12 PM
Floss first, then brush.

If you don't floss, your mouth smells like poo, because food stays in the pockets between your teeth and rots, and grows bacteria, which is what poo is, to some extent.  And you don't realize you smell like poo, because you can't smell your own breath, and everyone else is too nice to tell you that you smell like poo.

 :police:


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: SMiLE Brian on October 06, 2011, 08:56:36 PM
Eat lot, Sleep a lot, Brush 'em like crazy, run a lot, do a lot, never be lazy. ;D


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: Alex on October 06, 2011, 09:02:21 PM
I don`t floss...but do brush everyday...haven`t been to a dentist since I was a young kid... yet all my teeth are still intact, not rotting.


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: Jay on October 06, 2011, 09:40:34 PM
My theory is, you're born without teeth, so what's the big deal about dying without them? lol


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: stack-o-tracks on October 06, 2011, 09:46:33 PM
My theory is, you're born without teeth, so what's the big deal about dying without them? lol

I quite enjoy being able to chew  my food. you should brush your teeth, Jay. Brush 'em like crazy. Not too crazyor you will wear down your enamel.


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: Jay on October 06, 2011, 11:24:30 PM
My theory is, you're born without teeth, so what's the big deal about dying without them? lol

I quite enjoy being able to chew  my food. you should brush your teeth, Jay. Brush 'em like crazy. Not too crazyor you will wear down your enamel.
Yeah, my dentist always bitches at me to brush. Have you ever noticed that dentists always seem to have bad teeth?  ;D Even if I brush, I think I'm pretty much screwed anyway. My mom has a hereditary bone disease, and her teeth literally disintegrated, piece by piece. She'd kill me if she knew I'm posting this.  :-D I figure it's only a matter of time before it starts to happen to me.


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: hypehat on October 07, 2011, 03:49:37 AM
Flossing is something I always think I should do, but in practice the tiny box is just lying in the back of the cabinet gathering dust. I'm too forgetful.


Title: Re: Flossing
Post by: Mike's Beard on October 09, 2011, 09:46:28 AM
To anyone who doesn't floss try this, brush your teeth, then floss between your back teeth, then smell the part of the floss you have just used. When you gag on the stench just remember that was in your mouth a moment ago.

As dentists say "Only floss the ones you wish to keep".