Title: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 12:13:50 PM Michael and Alan [Jardine] were totally straight, but the other guys basically weren’t. - Jeff Foskett
http://www.worldmag.com/articles/10225 (http://www.goldminemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Al_Jardine.jpg) Al Jardine, tantric sex god; special power: using his abnormally large ears to perceive the vibratory beginnings of the female orgasm giving him complete control over its expression, making him the beloved of all women; secret trick: In his dentistry books Al studied every possible movement of the human tongue and its possible reaches within its own mouth or any other cavities of interest, making Al a highly prized cunning linguist among the ladies. (http://www.cokemachineglow.com/images/7869.jpg) Mike Love, karezza master, can keep a boner going for 15hrs without viagra; secret trick: lightly hums "Whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" onto the most sensitive little point on a woman's body to send her right over the edge. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: jeffh on September 20, 2011, 12:39:09 PM Read the entire quote in the article. He means "straight" to mean clean and sober, not gay!
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Myk Luhv on September 20, 2011, 12:44:40 PM Well Dennis did seem to get "raped" by black dudes a lot...
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: 37!ws on September 20, 2011, 12:47:35 PM I'm pretty sure Brian WAS gay, but he joined the Church of Practicology, and they totally got rid of his gayness.
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Myk Luhv on September 20, 2011, 12:48:49 PM Brian had gay sex with Tandyn Almer or whatever his name is. He's at least not totally straight!
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 12:49:00 PM I'm pretty sure Brian WAS gay, but he joined the Church of Practicology, and they totally got rid of his gayness. he did buy a dildo at least one time that we know of... Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 12:49:37 PM Brian had gay sex with Tandyn Almer or whatever his name is. He's at least not totally straight! This is the kind of stuff interviewers should be bringing to light with Brian. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: puni puni on September 20, 2011, 01:04:18 PM brian wilson being a fairy would make all of my dreams come true
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Iron Horse-Apples on September 20, 2011, 02:13:23 PM Read the entire quote in the article. He means "straight" to mean clean and sober, not gay! Yeah c'mon Ghost, learen tu reed yu mooron Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: pixletwin on September 20, 2011, 02:22:03 PM Read the entire quote in the article. He means "straight" to mean clean and sober, not gay! Yeah c'mon Ghost, learen tu reed yu mooron Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Jason on September 20, 2011, 02:24:12 PM He's so doped up that the parts of his perforated brain that store drug slang have been eaten away!
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Smilin Ed H on September 20, 2011, 02:31:27 PM Brian slept with Almer and Marilyn. We don't know whether they f***ed, though Almer was fucking Bri's wife, wasn't he?
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Iron Horse-Apples on September 20, 2011, 02:32:41 PM And how does Jeff Foskett know this?
Cos' he was the new boy that's why "Aw shuck's guys, is it my turn in the barrel again" Those Wilson's knew how to party, sniffing lines of coke off of Jeff's bare torso. Taking it in turns to play "Hide The Hotrod" Poor Jeff. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: stack-o-tracks on September 20, 2011, 02:35:05 PM First and last posts have been teh funniest. So much potential!
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: onkster on September 20, 2011, 02:47:22 PM Tandyn Almer? I thought it was Rocky Pamplin!
And I thought the guys chipped in and got Mike a dildo during SMiLE, right? Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: SMiLE Brian on September 20, 2011, 02:49:55 PM Michael and Alan [Jardine] were totally straight, but the other guys basically werent. - Jeff Foskett Ghost, This Jeffery Foskett vendetta needs to end right now. Your just using Jeff to take out your anger that Brian isn't the very mentally ill "adult/child" anymore who wrote "love you" http://www.worldmag.com/articles/10225 (http://www.goldminemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Al_Jardine.jpg) Al Jardine, tantric sex god; special power: using his abnormally large ears to perceive the vibratory beginnings of the female orgasm giving him complete control over its expression, making him the beloved of all women; secret trick: In his dentistry books Al studied every possible movement of the human tongue and its possible reaches within its own mouth or any other cavities of interest, making Al a highly prized cunning linguist among the ladies. (http://www.cokemachineglow.com/images/7869.jpg) Mike Love, karezza master, can keep a boner going for 15hrs without viagra; secret trick: lightly hums "Whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" onto the most sensitive little point on a woman's body to send her right over the edge. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: puni puni on September 20, 2011, 02:50:40 PM brian wasn't ill when he wrote love you...
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: stack-o-tracks on September 20, 2011, 02:53:16 PM brian wasn't ill when he wrote love you... You dont think he wrote most if not all of it in the bedroom in his bathrobe? Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Mikie on September 20, 2011, 02:56:27 PM Brian slept with Almer and Marilyn. We don't know whether they f*cked, though Almer was friggin' Bri's wife, wasn't he? Yeah, Smilin' Ed, I read that he also had an outta site water bong and a big schwanz. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: monicker on September 20, 2011, 02:57:35 PM So Marilyn...Rocky Pamplin AND Tandyn Almer?
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 03:05:50 PM Brian slept with Almer and Marilyn. We don't know whether they f*cked, though Almer was friggin' Bri's wife, wasn't he? Yeah, Smilin' Ed, I read that he also had an outta site water bong and a big schwanz. No, we know that Brian considers himself small in the groins. This may be true for Dennis too, hence his strange fantasies about black guys. plus,. we have all the evidence we need in the stage attire, unless they were all major 'growers' anyway, damn Marilyn, you sure did "get around" Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Mikie on September 20, 2011, 03:13:08 PM Uh.........Dennis Wilson was definitely not small!! As proof of that, there's a picture out there somewhere that Ed Roach took......
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 03:18:35 PM brian wasn't ill when he wrote love you... You dont think he wrote most if not all of it in the bedroom in his bathrobe? OH MY GOD BRIAN YOU'RE SO CRAZY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR BATHROBE IN YOUR BEDROOM RELAXING WRITING SONGS? SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP HURRY UP PLEASE THIS MAN IS ILL Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: stack-o-tracks on September 20, 2011, 03:36:15 PM He might've been sick but Brian Wilson is always ill. :afro mothertrucker
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: hypehat on September 20, 2011, 03:39:06 PM "The Wilson Brothers were gay?"
I suppose they had nothing much to be sad about, although the self proclaimed Mr. Postivity is probably the most gay and carefree of the lot. ::) Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 03:40:36 PM Uh.........Dennis Wilson was definitely not small!! As proof of that, there's a picture out there somewhere that Ed Roach took...... Have you ever fantasized about being a groupie 'catching one of Dennis' drum sticks', Mikie? Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: SMiLE Brian on September 20, 2011, 03:48:41 PM This is overall a very odd thread. :lol
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Shady on September 20, 2011, 03:53:31 PM This is overall a very odd thread. :lol It's been an odd night :hat Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Mikie on September 20, 2011, 03:56:45 PM Have you ever fantasized about being a groupie 'catching one of Dennis' drum sticks', Mikie? Nope, never. I'm totally and unequivocally into suso and puki. ;D Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Pretty Funky on September 20, 2011, 04:31:13 PM Uh.........Dennis Wilson was definitely not small!! As proof of that, there's a picture out there somewhere that Ed Roach took...... The one on the beach? If so, no shrinkage! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 04:46:27 PM I totally got you guys into discussing Dennis Wilson's genitalia. >:D
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: puni puni on September 20, 2011, 04:50:39 PM who cares about dennis, brian is my hubby
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Pretty Funky on September 20, 2011, 05:37:53 PM I totally got you guys into discussing Dennis Wilson's genitalia. >:D Bring on TSS, reunion, new single/ album/ whatever. We are stuck in a rut here!!! :wall Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 05:47:53 PM I totally got you guys into discussing Dennis Wilson's genitalia. >:D Bring on TSS, reunion, new single/ album/ whatever. We are stuck in a rut here!!! :wall within the lifetimes of most of the posters here we will find ourselves in a terrible rut as fans - with the original members having passed on into the beyond and no new releases or shows happening, all we will have is what we have and eventually the discussion will run dry, meaning that people will just wave in and out gathering information to satisfy their interest, perhaps sticking around a while to help inform new fans, but eventually disappearing into a new interest that satisfies life's curious drive for engaging the attention in something. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Pretty Funky on September 20, 2011, 06:18:55 PM Now THATS a sentence! ;D
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: rab2591 on September 20, 2011, 06:26:50 PM And it makes complete sense, too!
Ghost's posts either make me bust out laughing or they send me into deep contemplative thought, or both. Love this board! :-D Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: SamMcK on September 20, 2011, 06:32:29 PM Ghost has a point. GHOST YOU MUST NEVER LEAVE US SMILEY SMILERS WE LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE MESSIAH!!! :smokin
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 06:35:37 PM AGD 9000 is the messiah, I'm just a hard working poster.
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Mr. Cohen on September 20, 2011, 10:41:22 PM Let's be honest... all those orgies Dennis and Charles had... you ever think...?
NO. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Pretty Funky on September 20, 2011, 10:57:39 PM Not much worse than the thought of banging those god awful Manson chicks. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... :thud
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Mr. Cohen on September 20, 2011, 11:10:33 PM Yeah, I never understood how people could honestly say that the main reason Dennis was so close with Charles Manson was because Manson gave him access to "his" girls. He's Dennis Wilson, man. He could get hot chicks whenever he wanted. Face it, psychedelic drugs were in the air and Dennis was way over his head in that element. Manson used him like he used others.
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: 18thofMay on September 20, 2011, 11:25:21 PM AGD 9000 is the messiah, I'm just a hard working poster. work smarter not harder.Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 11:41:43 PM Let's be honest... all those orgies Dennis and Charles had... you ever think...? NO. It's actually 99% probable that Dennis Wilson & Charles Manson had homosexual sex. Proof: in Paul Watkins' book about his time with Manson he says that within the Family everyone had to get over their insecurities through expressive role play, guys doing things with guys, girls with girls, guys with girls, group orgies sex sessions... until there's no hang ups left and everyone can just be cool. Dennis was basically in the Family and ready to join them but he never slipped from the Beach Boys world enough for them. if dennis left the group for the Family it might have been the push Manson needed to become a publically accepted guru ala Tim Leary [just more of a weird little L. Ron Hubbard than LSD scientist like Tim]. Hey, Dennis Wilson left his life of luxury to live at Spahn Ranch with a bunch of slippies. By the way I also read that Mike Love partied with the Family and got down in the orgies. Let your mind wander. Your imagination is run run running wild. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Jay on September 20, 2011, 11:42:37 PM Somebody needs to go back on his medicine.
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 11:46:08 PM Somebody needs to go back on his medicine. yeah 18thofmay for having no sense of humor. it's like making jokes around a 102 year old half deaf grandpa. back in my day we didn't joke around like that. we had no sense of humor and certainly did not display it in social gatherings of other apes. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 20, 2011, 11:50:40 PM also Dada if that is your real name, Manson's girls weren't ordinary girls, they'd been deprogrammed [made clear, Scientology] and tuned into sex as the only meaningful thing in life. That's what Manson taught them. These girls were sex walking, sex submissives always willing. For Dennis to feel like a fellow male leader with Charlie - this was the real appeal for Dennis. Both as a discipleship with Charlie, his elder and spiritual mentor, and to share the power with him, having the girls adore him similarly to Charlie.
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: 18thofMay on September 21, 2011, 12:03:36 AM Somebody needs to go back on his medicine. yeah 18thofmay for having no sense of humor. it's like making jokes around a 102 year old half deaf grandpa. back in my day we didn't joke around like that. we had no sense of humor and certainly did not display it in social gatherings of other apes. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 21, 2011, 12:09:42 AM Somebody needs to go back on his medicine. yeah 18thofmay for having no sense of humor. it's like making jokes around a 102 year old half deaf grandpa. back in my day we didn't joke around like that. we had no sense of humor and certainly did not display it in social gatherings of other apes. the loss will be too unbearable for me, please don't... Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Wirestone on September 21, 2011, 12:10:18 AM This thread passed beyond "sense of humor" and into "offensive" quite soon after it was created. And, as I'm apparently the only gay member of the board, I will say that I've had to work awfully hard not to be personally offended by some of the "good fun" on display here.
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Iron Horse-Apples on September 21, 2011, 12:25:45 AM This thread passed beyond "sense of humor" and into "offensive" quite soon after it was created. And, as I'm apparently the only gay member of the board, I will say that I've had to work awfully hard not to be personally offended by some of the "good fun" on display here. Sorry for my part in it Wirestone :-[ There was certainly no insult or homophobia intended, though stereotypes may have been reinforced. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: MaxL on September 21, 2011, 12:31:23 AM This thread passed beyond "sense of humor" and into "offensive" quite soon after it was created. And, as I'm apparently the only gay member of the board, I will say that I've had to work awfully hard not to be personally offended by some of the "good fun" on display here. Sorry for my part in it Wirestone :-[ There was certainly no insult or homophobia intended, though stereotypes may have been reinforced. *Shepishly raises hand* I am also gay but found most of the antics to be rather under control. That said, you never can tell. I'll just keep quiet. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: hypehat on September 21, 2011, 01:04:27 AM I hope I didn't cause any offence with my comment, it was meant to satirise the pointlessness of the question at hand. Sorry if it seemed a little 'Tea Party'....
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Pretty Funky on September 21, 2011, 01:28:03 AM This thread passed beyond "sense of humor" and into "offensive" quite soon after it was created. And, as I'm apparently the only gay member of the board, I will say that I've had to work awfully hard not to be personally offended by some of the "good fun" on display here. I don't think it was you Wirestone but last year a poster, over the course of several threads came out, and also (I think) said he was a lawyer! IMO it takes big gonads to admit to being a lawyer! Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Aegir on September 21, 2011, 01:31:01 AM hahahaha lawyer jokes never get old.
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Pretty Funky on September 21, 2011, 02:46:48 AM I agree Aegir. But its true!
However from memory he may have said he was a writer or journalist now that I think about it. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Magic Transistor Radio on September 21, 2011, 07:13:38 AM Ghost, I think you need to go back to drugs and new age topics
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: puni puni on September 21, 2011, 07:20:17 AM i'm briansexual
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: Mr. Cohen on September 21, 2011, 08:43:16 AM How's this for a change of topic... would you have sex with Brian if it was the only way to get a finished - complete with BB vocals version - of Smile?
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: puni puni on September 21, 2011, 08:44:25 AM which era?
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 21, 2011, 08:50:39 AM Rich people don't speak of being personally offended when 'richness' is made fun of. So why should gay. Do you have terminal disease.
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: hypehat on September 21, 2011, 08:51:15 AM Ghost, I would shut the f*** up if I was you.
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 21, 2011, 08:54:04 AM Oh man you're right, I hope no one makes fun of human sexuality, what a crazy guy that would be, eh? I mean, it's so serious, it's a really grave topic, you know? all these apes getting horny and touching each other. ooh i like how you pick bugs off my back baby tell me you love me
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: hypehat on September 21, 2011, 08:58:26 AM I'll let you onto a little secret, ghost - jokes are supposed to be funny. That wasn't.
Wanna hear a joke? Next time you throw yourself off a bridge, do a better job. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: SMiLE Brian on September 21, 2011, 09:28:40 AM Ghost has a point. GHOST YOU MUST NEVER LEAVE US SMILEY SMILERS WE LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE MESSIAH!!! :smokin No offence to you MaccaBeatles, but after whats happened in this thread, Ghost is honestly is just trolling people to offend at this point. He honestly needs to leave instead of poisoning this board any longer.Ghost, I would shut the f*ck up if I was you. Hypehat I got your back if you need it. Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: puni puni on September 21, 2011, 09:43:44 AM just wanna say that i wouldn't boogie with brian if it's post 1971, that was the last time he looked fashionably and recognizably sweet
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj7fi5tIyq1qg49moo1_500.jpg) Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 21, 2011, 09:44:05 AM For the unintelligent who need to have everything pointed out - I was merely giving Wirestone something to really get his panties in a twist over. If he had to work "awfully hard" not to be offended by what occurred before his post - where there is really nothing offensive and certainly nothing offensive in my posts - then I'd like to see how he handles what he's actually fishing for by posting his grievances. I'm not giving no one an apology, none of my posts were offensive. I've been talking about how Manson & D Wilson probably got it on. What the hell does that have to do with Wirestone?
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ghost on September 21, 2011, 09:46:08 AM oh and,
insult gays = JUMP OFF A BRIDGE YOU EVIL WICKED MAN lol Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: puni puni on September 21, 2011, 09:50:12 AM hang on to your ego... ( ´_ゝ`)
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: hypehat on September 21, 2011, 09:54:05 AM Heaven forbid I should take offence at someone saying 'Do you have terminal disease' in reference to homosexuality. I'm clearly the humourless idiot here.
Title: Re: The Wilson Brothers were gay? Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 21, 2011, 09:55:18 AM Okay...I'm closing this topic.
Ghost, I like you a lot bro, but please chill on this. |