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Title: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: hypehat on September 09, 2011, 11:18:53 AM From the Mike Love interview that everyone was bitching about recently comes this fantastic quote.
Quote "Don't Go Near the Water" was our environmental song. We would have called it "Don't F*ck Up the Water" if we were Canned Heat. Now, what if The Beach Boys were actually Canned Heat all along, they would have called it.....
To name but a few ;D Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Winston Wrong on September 09, 2011, 11:24:40 AM Then I ****ed her...
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Mike's Beard on September 09, 2011, 11:45:45 AM Do You Wanna F*ck.
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: runnersdialzero on September 09, 2011, 11:52:13 AM "Don't go near the formula, Brian!"
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 09, 2011, 12:11:48 PM "Don't go near the formula, Brian!" :lol Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: bossaroo on September 09, 2011, 12:53:11 PM Fokomo
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: runnersdialzero on September 09, 2011, 12:59:20 PM Al Jardine - Folkomo (from Another Postcard From California, 2028) Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Aegir on September 09, 2011, 01:00:24 PM f*** If I Know what I'd be without you...
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: SloopJohnB on September 09, 2011, 01:02:10 PM F**k, F**k, F**k instead of Dance, Dance, Dance.
They almost did it. Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Catbirdman on September 09, 2011, 01:04:27 PM I'd Love Just Once To F*** You (In The Nude)
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: onkster on September 09, 2011, 01:28:54 PM I'm Bugged At My Old F*ck
Pet F*cks F*ckin' Hungry F*ckin' Safari F*ck, F*ck, F*ck (til her daddy takes her...oh never mind...) Do You Like F*cks? F*ck Me, Rhonda (or Ronda) F*ck Session with Big Daddy Wouldn't It Be F*cked? Long Promised F*ck F*ck John B (and the boat he rode in on) I Just Got My F*ck F*ckaway Got to F*ck The Woman F*ckinfields Girl Don't F*ck Me She's F*ckin' Bald OK, that enough for now... Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Micha on September 09, 2011, 01:38:11 PM "We wrote that song F***in' because Dennis suggested to write a song about F***ing. He was the only real f***er in the band."
How strange this nonsense is fun! ;D Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: OneEar/OneEye on September 09, 2011, 01:41:12 PM F***in' USA
Add Some F***ing To Your Day F*** birds Over The Mountain The Little Girl I Once F***ed F*** Vibrations Heroes And F***ers All I Wanna Do (Is F*** You) F***ers Daughter Ol' Man F***er Brian Is F***ed Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: phirnis on September 09, 2011, 01:45:12 PM "F*ck the World" :o
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Dave in KC on September 09, 2011, 02:06:52 PM Little F*ck (up in the tree)
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 09, 2011, 02:38:20 PM f***'S UP!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 09, 2011, 02:42:31 PM Got To F#ck The Woman
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Wrightfan on September 09, 2011, 02:44:31 PM I personally love "I'm in great f***ing Shape"
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ghost on September 09, 2011, 03:09:32 PM I'll Bet He's Real Fukking Nice
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: hypehat on September 09, 2011, 03:12:57 PM Too many highlights here for my puerile, booze fuelled sense of humour : Sorry if I repeat any.
Time to f*ck alone Lets Go F*ck For A While When I F*ck up (To Be A Man) She F*cks Me Too Well Don't F*ck my Little Sister F*cks on the Beach F*ck On, F*cker Busy Doin' F*ckin' I Wanna F*ck You Up Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Dave in KC on September 09, 2011, 04:02:42 PM F*ck in the Morning
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Catbirdman on September 09, 2011, 04:05:20 PM Transcendental F*ck
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Dave in KC on September 09, 2011, 04:24:34 PM When a Man Needs a F*ck
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: onkster on September 09, 2011, 04:54:39 PM You Need a Mess of Help to F*ck Alone
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 09, 2011, 05:11:41 PM f*** Session with "Big Daddy"
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Mr. Cohen on September 09, 2011, 05:19:08 PM On the heels of the Smiley Smile disaster, the f*** Boys (formerly, the Beach Boys) released f*** Honey. All leads sung by Dennis.
1. f*** Honey 2. f*** You Glad 3. I Was Made to f*** Her 4. f*** Air (aimed at those who speculated that "Country Air" was the lost "Air Theme" from Smile) 5. A f*** or Two 6. Fuckin' 7. I'd f*** Just f*** to f*** You 8. Here Comes the f*** 9. Let the f*** Blow 10. How She Fuckalooed It 11. Mama Fucks Within two weeks, the album was gold and the f*** Boys fortunes were reversed. Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: OneEar/OneEye on September 09, 2011, 05:30:22 PM ALBUMS
The Beach Boys F*** You 15 Big F***s Endless F*** The Beach Boys F***! F***ing Days (And F***ing Nights!!) F*** Sounds Carl And The F***ers - So F***ed Smiley F*** All F***ing Long F*** Down, Vol. 2 Sunf***er More Song titles Wild F***er Country F*** Noble F***er Little Saint F*** F***ing Wonderful Caroline, F*** (or, F***, No) I Just Wasn't Made For This F*** F*** Chimes Fall F***s, And F*** Winter (The W. WoodF***er Symphony) California F***s Let Him F*** Wild Barbara F*** F*** Me Baby Our Favorite F*** Sessions F***ing Honda F*** Machine Lonely F*** Can't F*** Too Long Songs Brian produced/wrote for others I Guess I'm F***ed He's a F*** F***ing Down The Swanee River F*** City Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: runnersdialzero on September 09, 2011, 06:37:04 PM f*ck Session with "Big Daddy" F*ckin' Hungry F*ckin' Safari F*ck John B (and the boat he rode in on) Girl Don't F*ck Me She's F*ckin' Bald I personally love "I'm in great f***ing Shape" I'll Bet He's Real Fukking Nice Time to f*ck alone Don't F*ck my Little Sister +1 Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 09, 2011, 06:43:44 PM F*ckpoint Of Our Love
F*cks Of Change F*ck Diane F*cks Of Paris Sweet Sunday F*ck Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Alex on September 09, 2011, 07:11:43 PM The f*** (I.) You Album!
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Sunflower Seed on September 09, 2011, 07:15:44 PM Loop de Loop (Flip Flop F**k'n In An Aeroplane) :o
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: mtaber on September 09, 2011, 07:33:22 PM What would Canned Heat do with "Ding Dang"?
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: OneEar/OneEye on September 09, 2011, 07:48:26 PM I'll Be F***ed For Christmas
Frosty The F***man The F*** With All The Toys ("And she'll get") F***ed, F***ed, F***ed ("Til her daddy takes the dildo away") Please Let Me F*** When I Grow Up To Be F***ed Cabin F***er (featuring the sections: Who F***ed The Iron Whores? and Have You Seen The Grand Coulee F***?) F*** O'Leary's Cow I Love To F*** Da Da Ballad of Ole F***er A Young Man Is F***ed Soulful Old Man F***er F*** Don't Tell Me Pom Pom F***girl Cassius F*** Versus Sonny F***er Warmth of The F*** ...Oh God, I'm having too much fun with this, must stop! :lol Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: OneEar/OneEye on September 09, 2011, 07:49:28 PM What would Canned Heat do with "Ding Dang"? Ding F***ing Dang? Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ghost on September 09, 2011, 08:06:59 PM the beach boys 1970 album, f*ckflower.
don't f*ck my little sister f*ck my baby when i grow up to f*ck a man carl's big f*ck a f*ck or two i was made to f*ck her sorry for any repeats f*ck on the beach 40f*ck Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Jay on September 09, 2011, 09:18:45 PM I Want To F*ck You Up. This is the greatest thread ever. ;D
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: puni puni on September 09, 2011, 09:38:25 PM f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f***
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: FatherOfTheMan Sr101 on September 09, 2011, 09:42:44 PM f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck TROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL AAALLLLEEEEERRRRTTTTT Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Sunflower Seed on September 09, 2011, 10:41:53 PM F*ckya Back
Come F*ck With Me F*ck I don't know I'm so F*cked 'Till I F*ck Big F*ck Our Sweet F*ck :-D Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Amazing Larry on September 09, 2011, 11:59:58 PM F*** City F*** City!" Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: buddhahat on September 10, 2011, 12:25:06 AM Do you f*ck worms Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Jay on September 10, 2011, 12:55:25 AM I Love To F*uck DaDa? :o
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: hypehat on September 10, 2011, 01:56:40 AM I
Let's F*ck Our Hearts Together Had To F*ck Ya F*ckin' Down The Highway F*ck Up (The night....has come.... F*ck up..... with me...) F*ckin' With A Heartache When Girls F*ck Together :o Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Aegir on September 10, 2011, 11:56:39 AM Just out of curiosity I decided to look at some Canned Heat songs. Here is the tracklisting of their 1971 album, "Historical Figures and Ancient Heads".
1. Sneakin' Around 2. Hill's Stomp 3. Rockin' with the King 4. I Don't Care What You Tell Me 5. Long Way from LA 6. Cherokee Dance 7. That's All Right 8. Utah So what the f*** is Mike talking about? Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: The Madcap on September 10, 2011, 12:10:46 PM Child Is The f*cker Of The Man
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: OneEar/OneEye on September 10, 2011, 12:23:42 PM I Can Hear F***ing
Never Learn Not To F*** The Things We F***ed Last Summer Keepin' The F***er Alive F*** My Room f***ing Deuce Coupe This F*** of Mine Do You f***ing Remember? Keep An Eye On f***ing F*** A Wave (Recorded "Live" At A ) Beach Boys F*** Fest! Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 10, 2011, 12:35:46 PM Denny's F*cks!
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Rocker on September 10, 2011, 01:01:22 PM This song wants to f*ck with you
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: hypehat on September 10, 2011, 01:08:09 PM A+
How Could We Still Be F*ckin'? Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 10, 2011, 01:30:12 PM The Beach Boys: F*ucks
Meant For F*uck F*cks F*ck The World Be F*cked In The Morning When A Man F*cks A Woman F*cking By Anna Lee, The F*cker Little F*ck Be F*cked Busy Doing F*cking F*cking n Head Transcendental F*ckitation Sorry for the repeats Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: OneEar/OneEye on September 10, 2011, 01:55:56 PM Mt. Vernon And F*ckway
F**king Pretty F*ckboat Don't Worry F*cker It's F**king' OK Old F*cks At Home We're F**king Again F*ck The News F*ck Miguel All This Is F*cked Hold On Dear F*cker F*ck It Good The F*cker California Saga: Big F*ck Leaving This F*ck Brian Wilson Reimagines F**king' Carl Wilson: Young F*ck Dennis Wilson: Pacific Ocean F*ck Mike Love: F*ck Love Bruce Johnston: F**king Public Al Jardine: F*cks From California Murray/Murry (how the hell is his name spelled??): The Many F*cks of Murry Wilson Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Dave in KC on September 10, 2011, 02:11:54 PM I'm waiting for Andrew to say this thread is f*cking childish!
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: OneEar/OneEye on September 10, 2011, 02:28:42 PM I'm waiting for Andrew to say this thread is friggin' childish! You needn't wait for the Big Kahuna to say that - I'll say it: It's f**king childish, puerile, stupid, dumb, etc. And everyone of us knows this - but it's just a bit of fun which, personally for me, has supplied some howls of laughter which I have sorely needed and haven't had in a while. No harm meant. Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: hypehat on September 10, 2011, 02:51:20 PM Exactly my intention. ;D
Fall F*cks and Back To Winter All F*cked Up For School F*ck Little Indians Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: OneEar/OneEye on September 10, 2011, 03:08:10 PM Exactly my intention. ;D All F*cked Up For School Then you have deepest thanks sir! I have literally been in pain at times due to laughing so hard - and it's been awesome! Almost better than f**king! and "All F*cked up For School" is one of the best! :lol Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Wirestone on September 10, 2011, 03:20:45 PM Quote Brian Wilson Reimagines F**king' That is, celibacy. Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: SG7 on September 10, 2011, 05:51:19 PM I f*ck around
That f***ing old sun f*ck insanity This Song wants to F*ck with you tonight Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: SG7 on September 10, 2011, 05:52:57 PM Oh and boyfriend's suggestion: I'm F***ing for the day
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Magic Transistor Radio on September 10, 2011, 06:22:16 PM The great album of 1977 : F*ck You!
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Jay on September 10, 2011, 10:00:41 PM Life Is For The F*cking
Everybody Wants To F*ck Just Once F.*.C.K Is On The Way Student F*cking Time A Day In The Life Of A F*cking Tree Lady F*cker Come F*ck With Me Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 10, 2011, 10:17:46 PM 15 Big F*cks:
Susie F*cks Cincinnati Everyone's In Love With F*cking You FU Song F*ck's OK That Same F*ck A Casual F*ck Had To F*ck Ya Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 10, 2011, 10:22:23 PM F*cking In Paradise:
Hot F*cking In The Summertime F*ckin Summer Of F*ck Still F*ckin Slow Summer F*ckin Strange F*cks Happen Remember (F*ckin In The Sand) F*ckahania Aloha F*cking In Paradise F*ckin Forever Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Aegir on September 10, 2011, 10:40:55 PM I'm Waiting for the f***
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: FatherOfTheMan Sr101 on September 10, 2011, 11:12:45 PM Pet F*cks
God Only F*cks The little girl I once f*cked Child is the f*cker of the man Then I f*cked her 60-9 (get it, hehe) Do you f*ck worms? I love to say F*ck F*ck (The Elements) Please Let me F*ck Let Him F*ck Wild Andddd.... F*ck on Sailor Win. Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Mr. Cohen on September 10, 2011, 11:52:57 PM Let's not forget Brian Wilson Presents f*ck
Our f*ck Heroes f*ck Villains Roll f*ck Rock Barnf*ck Old Master f*cker/You are My f*ck f*ckinessece Wonderf*ck Child is Father of the f*ck f*ck's Up? f*ckin Great Shape/I Wanna f*ck Around/f*ckshop f*ck-tables On a f*ck Day f*ck Chimes f*ck O'Leary's Cow! In Blue f*ckaii Good f*cks Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Myk Luhv on September 10, 2011, 11:53:58 PM f*cker's Daughter
Catch A f*** The Fucking Moon South Bay f*cker Your Summer f*** Our f*** Club Be True To Your f*** f*** Crazy Cutie f*** Down f***-A-Lug Heads You f***, Tails I Lose Fuckabye f***-In Our Fucking Recording Sessions The Warmth Of The f*** This f*** Of Mine Keep An Eye On f*cker Won't You f*** Me? f*** Time It's A New f*** Runnin' f*** Fuckin' Bread Long Promised f*** Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 11, 2011, 12:13:28 AM California Fuckin'
Smart Fucks He Couldn't get his poor old f*cker to move Til I Fuckin' Die Fuckin' Pretty Hey Little Fuckboy Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Jay on September 11, 2011, 12:26:11 AM California f*ckin' I was so close to posting that! You beat me to it. >:( :lol Smart f*cks He Couldn't get his poor old f*cker to move Til I f*ckin' Die f*ckin' Pretty Hey Little f*ckboy Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Dunderhead on September 11, 2011, 01:29:43 AM I personally love "I'm in great f***ing Shape" The best one in the thread by far. From an alternate reality smile where Brian was using coke instead of lsd Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 11, 2011, 10:52:25 AM Pacific Ocean F*ck You:
River F*ck What The F*ck's Wrong Friday F*ck Night F*uckshine Time To F*ck You And I F*ck Farewell My F*ck Pacific Ocean Is F*cked Reamer End Of The F*ck Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: hypehat on September 11, 2011, 03:14:50 PM I'm so proud of you all :'(
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Micha on September 12, 2011, 07:19:56 AM Now let's do the same thing using the word "smurf" instead of "f***". :lol
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: The Madcap on September 12, 2011, 08:49:01 AM Now let's do the same thing using the word "smurf" instead of "f***". :lol No.Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 12, 2011, 02:25:54 PM Carl Wilson: Young F*ck
What More Can I F*ck She's My F*ck F*ckin' You Up One More F*ck Alone F*ckin All Over the World What You Do When You F*ck Me Young F*ck Of the F*cks Too Early to F*ck If I Could F*ck Mike Love F*ck Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Aegir on September 12, 2011, 02:32:36 PM I wonder if Mike knows about this thread. If so, he's kicking himself I'm sure.
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Shady on September 12, 2011, 02:37:52 PM Time to get a f***
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 12, 2011, 03:02:52 PM Al Jardine: A F*cktard From California
A F*cktard From California California F*ckin F*ckin Down The Coast Don't F*ck The Sea F*ckdude! Campfire F*ck A California F*ck F*ck Me Rhonda F*ck Simeon F*ckin F*ckin Down The Highway And I Always Will F*ck Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: The Madcap on September 12, 2011, 07:09:03 PM Mike Love: F*cking Back With Love
F*cking Back With Love F*ck And F*ck and F*ck F*ckin' Around The World F*ck And F*ck F*ckin' The Man In The Boat Calender F*ck F*ck My Baby One Good F*ck F*ck Me Tonight Paradise F*cked Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 12, 2011, 07:10:35 PM F*ckin' The Man In The Boat
I think we have a winner!!!! ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Catbirdman on September 12, 2011, 07:40:06 PM I actually really liked Micha's smurf idea. I thought it was a little piece of genius.
I'm not a genius, I'm just a hard-working smurf. Don't smurf with the formula. Yeah, I'm drunk. Does it show? Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Shady on September 12, 2011, 07:47:00 PM Yeah, I'm drunk. Does it show? A little :beer Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 12, 2011, 07:52:06 PM Ummmmm....... Smurf's Up!
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Christoph on September 13, 2011, 04:50:21 PM Brian, I'm a smurf too.
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 13, 2011, 07:36:07 PM Let's Go Smurfin!
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ghost on September 13, 2011, 07:40:12 PM f*** me tonight
f*** in Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ghost on September 13, 2011, 07:49:35 PM the pied f*cker
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 13, 2011, 08:03:02 PM The Nearest Faraway F*ck
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: 18thofMay on September 13, 2011, 08:21:14 PM Wouldn't it be nice to f*** again
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: 18thofMay on September 13, 2011, 08:22:06 PM f*** Lake City (we'll be cumming soon!)
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 13, 2011, 08:25:42 PM F*ck Bevely Hills
F*ck It Big F*ck Chi.... er.... wait.... that's pushing it..... Problem F*ck! Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 13, 2011, 08:26:53 PM I've Got A F*ck
California F*cking Soul F*cking Gettin F*cked Over My Head Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Jay on September 13, 2011, 08:27:38 PM She's F*cking Bald. ;D
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 13, 2011, 08:29:20 PM Little F*ck Pad
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Jay on September 13, 2011, 08:30:16 PM Thank F*ck.
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 13, 2011, 08:33:15 PM Carl & The Passions: So F*cked
You Need A Mess of Help To F*ck Alone Here She F*cks He Cum Down MarF*ckella F*ck On Dear Brother F*ck It Good F*ck This F*ck That Cuddle Then F*ck Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Jay on September 13, 2011, 08:40:47 PM (I) Only F*ck You. ;D
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 13, 2011, 08:53:01 PM f*** On, Smurfer
(I win...I did both jokes) Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 13, 2011, 08:55:04 PM Ballad Of OldF*ckerdude
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 13, 2011, 08:56:09 PM :lol
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: MBE on September 13, 2011, 09:52:41 PM Carl & The Passions: So F*cked You Need A Mess of Help To F*ck Alone Here She F*cks He Cum Down MarF*ckella F*ck On Dear Brother F*ck It Good F*ck This F*ck That Cuddle Then F*ck I think Make It f***ed works better lol. Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Micha on September 14, 2011, 01:13:53 AM Now let's do the same thing using the word "smurf" instead of "f***". :lol No.;D It is an idea rather suited for someone who read European comic books as a child... I actually really liked Micha's smurf idea. I thought it was a little piece of genius. I'm not a genius, I'm just a hard-working smurf. Don't smurf with the formula. Yeah, I'm drunk. Does it show? No. ::) Smurfin' USA! ;D Just listened to "Pete Sounds" for the first time in years. A very pleasurable listen, except for the chants and the buzzing interlude, and a relly good and sympathetic singing voice. The best moment is a multi-part vocal in "When You Had Babies". (I could have PMed that but chose not to.) Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Magic Transistor Radio on September 14, 2011, 07:55:37 AM So the 1977 LP entilted F*** You with songs like:
Let Us F*** Off This Way Mother F***ing Child F***ing Carson The Night Was So F***ed F***ing Down the G*d Damn Highway F*** is a Woman Fing F*** Good F*** Let's Put Our PARTS Together Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: LostArt on September 14, 2011, 08:01:33 AM (http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/beavis-and-butt-head.jpg)
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Catbirdman on September 14, 2011, 05:02:27 PM Denny's F*cks
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 14, 2011, 05:19:04 PM Life Is For The F*cking
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: hypehat on September 14, 2011, 06:04:52 PM (http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/beavis-and-butt-head.jpg) Well, I didn't start this with any pretensions of intellectualism ;D Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 14, 2011, 06:12:26 PM Denny's F*cks Oh man! I'll be there are enough Denny's F*cks to fill a football stadium! Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Freddie French-Pounce on September 14, 2011, 11:42:47 PM Sorry for any repeats, or to lower the tone even further, but:
Track Listing for F*** In Paradise: Hot F*** In The Summertime F***in' Summer Of F*** Island F***er Still F***in' Slow Summer F***in' Strange Things F*** Remember F***ing In The Sand Lahaina F***a (F***in') Under The Boardwalk F*** In Paradise (F***) Forever Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: GuyOnTheBeach on September 15, 2011, 04:13:55 AM I can't have been the first one to post this, if so then I'm disappointed that you all missed it :p
F*ck Session With The Big Daddy.. Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 15, 2011, 03:01:16 PM F*cking In The Parking Lot
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 15, 2011, 03:07:46 PM This needs to be a permanent thread
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ghost on September 15, 2011, 04:01:53 PM never learn not to f***
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 15, 2011, 04:32:41 PM F*ckaway
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: hypehat on September 15, 2011, 04:33:13 PM Breakaf*ck?
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 15, 2011, 07:21:28 PM Time To F*ck Alone
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: rattfink on September 16, 2011, 07:34:33 AM The original title for Pacific Ocean Blue was intended to be Pacific Ocean F***
The original tracklist was: "F*** Song" - 3:44 "F***'s Wrong" - 2:23 "Moonf***" - 2:27 "F*** Night" - 3:10 "F****er" - 4:23 "Thoughts of F***" - 3:04 (was provisionally titled "F**** of You" "F***" - 3:32 "You and F***" - 3:25 "Pacific Ocean F***" - 2:37 "Farewell My F***" - 2:26 "F****s" - 2:48 "End of the F***" - 2:57 Some additional session info: During a typical night with Dennis, he repeatedly switches back and forth between two personas: "daddy" and "baby". Throughout the sessions, Dennis uses a medical mask and tube to inhale some kind of stimulant from an aerosol canister. The identity of this gas is a subject of controversy. Perhaps most memorable of all is when Gregg Jakobson requests Heineken Beer and Dennis replies, "Heineken? F*** that sh**! Pabst Blue Ribbon!". The source of this attempt at humor can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Booth_%28Blue_Velvet%29 Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: kiwi surfer on September 20, 2011, 03:20:59 AM "Brian Wilson is the Beach Boys. We're just his f**kers. He's everything—we're f**ked".
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again on September 20, 2011, 01:10:24 PM F*CK WITH ME
You're going out tonight You put your real cool looking clothes on You're getting uptight About some little thing I f*cked All that I f*cked "I couldn't play the game" It shouldn't make any difference to you Go friggin' around night The wind's really blowing It's too cold to f*ck I wonder if she's friggin' She should f*ck with me It could set her free Come with me f*ck with me A part of me (F*ck) Da da da da da da da da da da (F*ck) Da da da da da da da da da da Everything we will f*ck Everything we will be We will be f*cked A new child is f*cked The mother is still friggin' Father's over there anticipating Won't you f*ck with me It could set you (us) free f*ck with me Be with me A part of me (F*ck) Da da da da da da da da da da (F*ck) Da da da da da da da da da da (F*ck) Da da da da da da da da da da (F*ck) Da da da da da da da da da da (F*ck) Da da da da da da da da da da Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: hypehat on September 20, 2011, 03:36:08 PM OH MY GOD :o
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: SamMcK on September 20, 2011, 07:04:43 PM Aren't You F**ked
Can't F**k Too Long Busy Doin' F**kin' F**k Away Do It Again (Don't Need To Change Anything ;D) F**k Me, Baby She F**ks Me Too Well F**k Sounds Lonely F**k Why Do F**ks Fall In Love We'll F**k Away Santa's F**k Christmas F**k I'm Waiting For The F**k 'Til I F**k California Saga/Big F**k Good F**kin' California F**kin' F**kamo Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Aum Bop Diddit on September 20, 2011, 07:47:36 PM i don't recall Canned Heat dropping F Bombs. Now David Peel and the Lower East Side.....
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Cliff1000uk on September 21, 2011, 08:30:26 AM Brian Wilson In The Key Of F*cking:
1. You've Got a F*ck In Me 2. F*ck Necessities 3. F*ck Mine 4. F*ck the Girl 5. Colors of the F*ck 6. Can You Feel the F*ck Tonight? 7. We F*ck Together 8. I Just Can't Wait to Be (F*c)King 9. F*ck Awake 10. Heigh - Ho/Whistle While You F*ck 11. When You F*ck Upon a Star Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: rogerlancelot on September 22, 2011, 01:38:16 PM "f*** Only Knows (What I'd Be Without The Bitch)"
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: bluesno1fann on April 12, 2014, 12:00:54 AM Here's the original tracklisting for the Boys 1979 album L.A. f*** Album
1. Good Fuckin' 2. f*** Lynda 3. Full f*** 4. Angel f*** Home 5. Love Fucks Me 6. Fuckhama 7. Here Comes The f*** 8. Baby Fucking 9. Fuckin' South 10. Fuckin' Bread Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: slippingonthrough on April 12, 2014, 01:50:28 AM Barnyard F**ks
My F**k lives On or My Love F**ks on You're So Good To F**k (and I love it, LOVE ITTTTT!!!) F**k here in the morning Some of these have probably already been said. Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: bluesno1fann on April 12, 2014, 02:46:52 AM And here's one for F.U.C.K. Album, the original title of the Beach Boys 1978 album M.I.U. Album:
1. She Loves Fucking 2. Come f*** With Me 3. f*** Little Tomboy 4. f*cker Coast 5. Peggy f*** 6. Wontcha Come f*** Tonight 7. Sweet Sunday Kinda f*** 8. Belles Of Fucking 9. Fucking f*cker 10. f*** Diane 11. Highpoint Of Our f*** 12. Fucks Of Change Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Andrew G. Doe on April 12, 2014, 02:49:10 AM (Sigh)
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Micha on April 12, 2014, 02:51:39 AM Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: RiC on April 12, 2014, 02:55:40 AM This joke is already dated.
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: SMiLE Brian on April 12, 2014, 03:33:18 AM (Sigh) What time do you want to meet at the pub? ;)Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Moon Dawg on April 12, 2014, 05:03:07 AM Mt. Vernon And F*ckway F**king Pretty F*ckboat Don't Worry F*cker It's F**king' OK Old F*cks At Home We're F**king Again F*ck The News F*ck Miguel All This Is F*cked Hold On Dear F*cker F*ck It Good The F*cker California Saga: Big F*ck Leaving This F*ck Brian Wilson Reimagines F**king' Carl Wilson: Young F*ck Dennis Wilson: Pacific Ocean F*ck Mike Love: F*ck Love Bruce Johnston: F**king Public Al Jardine: F*cks From California Murray/Murry (how the hell is his name spelled??): The Many F*cks of Murry Wilson I'm just waking up to this. I was gonna do the special edition of HOLLAND but that boat has apparently sailed. ;D Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Moon Dawg on April 12, 2014, 05:06:11 AM "Amusement F*cks USA"
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Andrew G. Doe on April 12, 2014, 11:03:37 AM There's a thread asking if you were ever embarrassed to be a Beach Boys fan, and after reading this worse than juvenile drivel, I can honestly answer "yes". Utterly utterly pathetic.
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: SenorPotatoHead on April 12, 2014, 11:47:27 AM I f*cking agree, enough of this f*cking f*ck stick, if people really wanna f*ck off like this then please go f*cking do it some other f*cking place - THIS BOARD IS FOR SERIOUS MINDED DISCUSSION ONLY. :police:
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Mr. Cohen on April 12, 2014, 11:52:31 AM How about inserting AGD themes into song titles?
Wouldn't It Be AGD Again? You Still Spell Murry's Name Wrong That's Not Mike Don't Talk (Please Ban Him, Moderator) I'm Waiting for an E-Mail from John Stamos Sloop AGD AGD Only Knows AGD Knows The Answer AGD Today I Just Wasn't Made for the Blueboard Pet AGD Love You, No Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on April 12, 2014, 11:58:20 AM :lol
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: halblaineisgood on April 12, 2014, 12:20:32 PM .
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: KittyKat on April 12, 2014, 02:17:28 PM The weirdest thing about this thread is that Mike Love is unclear on the concept of Canned Heat. The band that did "Goin' Up the Country" and "On the Road Again" wasn't associated with the "F word," AFAIK. Perhaps he had them confused with Country Joe and the Fish, who had the Fish Cheer that featured a four letter word that wasn't fish? ???
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: joshferrell on April 13, 2014, 01:55:34 PM The weirdest thing about this thread is that Mike Love is unclear on the concept of Canned Heat. The band that did "Goin' Up the Country" and "On the Road Again" wasn't associated with the "F word," AFAIK. Perhaps he had them confused with Country Joe and the Fish, who had the Fish Cheer that featured a four letter word that wasn't fish? ??? maybe the "F" word that Mike was describing is the word "Fish".... :o1. Fishing safari 2. God only Fishes 3.Fishy Girl 4. fish on fish 5.kokofish 6.fishing USA 7.the warmth of the fish 8. Kiss me fishy 9. wouldn't it be fishy 10. fish fish fish 11. fishin' 12. 40fish 13.fish up 14.fish no 15. fish city 16.be true to your fish 16. fishy fishy what went wrong? 17.a day in the life of a fish 18.I'm bugged at my old fish 19. In my fish 20.hey little fishboy Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: SenorPotatoHead on April 13, 2014, 08:59:49 PM He probably meant the F for "FArTS" - before gas is expelled (via a fart), it is, essentially, "canned heat".
Title: Re: We would have called it ****! if we were Canned Heat! Post by: Please delete my account on April 13, 2014, 11:53:53 PM How about inserting AGD themes into song titles? Wouldn't It Be AGD Again? You Still Spell Murry's Name Wrong That's Not Mike Don't Talk (Please Ban Him, Moderator) I'm Waiting for an E-Mail from John Stamos Sloop AGD AGD Only Knows AGD Knows The Answer AGD Today I Just Wasn't Made for the Blueboard Pet AGD Love You, No Carol Kaye No |