Recipe of the day!

[El Goodo]

How to make Disaster.

Ingredients :

1 Off-topic section of internet music messageboard
2 Religion


Thats it , add the two together , add sprinklings of homosexuality to recipe for extra spice.



Love Delia
xx

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

Ahhh....message boards are just full of all sorts of  heroes and villains....

[I. Spaceman]

add sprinklings of homosexuality

[El Goodo]

add sprinklings of homosexuality

[Susan]

LMAO!!!  The PERFECT reply, Ian!!!

And here i thought this was gonna be a good place for new recipes from my BB friends.  Dang.  Good thing we've got a food thread over at Shut Down...

For the record, i think off-topic sections of a board are critical to its success.  Folks are going to go off-topic - there's no way around it when all possible avenues of on-topic discussion have been beaten to death.  There might as well be an off-topic place for them to do it.  It keeps the OT discussion corralled so that it doesn't infringe on the on-topic stuff, and it allows groups of people to talk about other things.

[Charles LePage @ ComicList]

The next recipe of the day should be one for cookies that contain coconut.  I've been having a craving.

[Cabana Boy]

I've been having a craving.

Is that an insidious pregnancy/abortion allusion?

Quit being mean and get this down yer neck, Chuckles.

[Charles LePage @ ComicList]

How insensitive of me.  How lacking in compassion.  How coconutty, mmmmmm.

[carlydenise]

I haven't tried this one but it sounds good...............you can buy flaked coconut from the store or if you know Keith Richards, you can send him out for a fresh coconut  (just kidding, I love Keith)     

  Title: Almond Joy Cookies
  Categories: Cookies
       Yield: 1 servings
 
       2    Unsweetened
            Chocolate
       1 cn Sweetened, condensed milk
       3 c  Sweetened, flaked coconut
       1 ts Vanilla extract
            A pinch of salt
            Almonds for garnish
 
      Heat in a double boiler, 1 can sweetened condensed milk and 2 squares
   ofunsweetened chocolate, until chocolate is melted. Stir until mixture is
   smooth. Pour over a bowl containing 3 cup of sweetened, flaked coconut. Add
   1tsp of vanilla extract and a pinch of salt. Mix well until coconut
   iscompleted coated. Drop on a cookie sheet which is lined with parchment
   paper, by tspfuls.  Press a whole almond into the top.
       Bake at 350 degrees F. for 10 to 12 minutes.  Check at 8 minutes, as
   bottoms of cookies brown quickly.  Remove from oven, cool, remove from pan.

[b.dfzo]

Parmesan Crisps

Difficulty: Easy
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Cook Time: 11 minutes
Yield: 10 crisps

Ingredients:

3 ounces Parmigiano-Reggiano
Freshly ground black pepper, smoked paprika, or cayenne, optional

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 300 degrees.

Grate cheese on the small hole side of a 4-sided box grater into a small bowl. Using a tablespoon measure, place cheese in mounds onto a nonstick silicone pad or greased parchment paper-lined cookie sheet. Flatten out mounds with the back of a spoon, making sure mounds are at least 4 inches apart. Season with pepper, paprika, or cayenne, if desired. Bake on the middle rack of the oven for 5 to 6 minutes or until golden.