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I might have the opportunity to meet them and I don't want to upset them. Sorry if it's a stupid question...
Thanks in advance

Just to be safe, remove all your clothes before meeting them.

Here we go again.  OK...I'll play.  Mike's a dick and Bruce needs the money.  OK?  Why all the "hate" and lack of respect for a twerp making their FIRST post asking such an ass-spewing question?  'Cause Mike's a dick... ... ...and Bruce needs the money.

Now...piss off.

Mike will only speak to fans who wear Looking Back With Love T-shirts.  I'm sorry, that's just the way he is.

Be shirtless and wear a fireman's hat.

Male or Female? If Male, it's irrelevant. If Female, wear as little as possible...for Mike, that is. I would avoid Bruce at all costs regardless of sex. He's a loose canon and has no problem chewing out hardcore fans for no legitimate reason.

Huarache sandals. Nothing more.

Seriously, you’re a fan of the music and Mike is kind as hell to nearly every fan he comes in contact with. If anything he’d probably ask you how that BW show was and he’ll say he’s happy you came to his show too.

Could be worse.

http://www.davidconger.com/you/2015/the-beach-boys-at-snoqualmie-casino/page-3/beach-boys-2015-at-snoqualmie-casino-20.htm

 Bruce looks like he's having a stroke in that photo.

That last sentence. ..I can personally verify that, and someone else at the same show can as well in much more detail

More?

To be fair his shirt rocks compared to Bruce's and Mike's  ;D

Mike is great to the fans. If you were wearing a Napalm Death shirt he wouldn't be mad at you.

If you ask him I'll bet Mike would sign the Tshirt for you.

Jesus, AS, how about a positive post for a change? Ye gods.

What pray tell, is a "loose canon"?  Is that something like the BBs' post-Holland discography or BW's solo discography?

Thats one way to make a first time poster feel welcome

Yeah. Add Some, you used to be so nice, what's going on?

Well, here's the deal. I don't want to go into it, but I would recommend not doing it. Although it had nothing to do with Mike or Bruce.

I'm not going to focus on that. Mike and Bruce signed all of my stuff and I got a picture with Mike. Scott Totten was really friendly.

I really just want to thank the tour member who made my dream come true and took me backstage at intermission. You were beyond nice and I really appreciate it! You know who you are!

Glad to hear Harvey Weinstein found a new gig.

Well...I'll offer up an apology to leafy for my rude introduction to his thread if my sniffer is out of wack.  If that's the case then I was 100% wrong.  BUT...This sure smelled like yet another set-up for the never-ending 'sucker in the throngs with another Mike thread'.  And...it was a first post no less.  The nose said sh*t!!!  Here we go...yet again.

For those who were offended by my lack of hospitality...I am NOT feeling anywhere near hospitable these days.  Carry on.  At least suggesting that going  sandals only and wearing as little as possible is acceptable...for any and all of our contributing hypocrites.

So leafy...don't "piss off".  Let's see where this all ends up going.  [Mike and Bruce are capable of being good pre and post show hosts...although those shirts they wear really are the dumbest looking garb 'gracing' any stage in captivity.  So NO fan should ever have to worry about what they wear to one of their shows.  And the guy in the entourage who warned about wearing the Brian shirt knows exactly what at least one of those two are truly thinking.  Jealousy remains a gigantic problem for poor old Lovey.  He'll never get over the fact that he ranks near dead last in terms of importance in the grand Beach Boys alumni scheme of things.]

Want me to be nice?  Go to BW dot calm.  It's nowhere near as STUPID over there.

Forgive my missing "n"...thanks for coming to the rescue to make a meaningless correction on something everyone around here knows damn well to be true. I'm also failing to find the humor in your statement regarding the discography as both the BB's post-Holland as well as BW's solo works have had deserving success as well as deserving flops and everywhere in between.

If you do meet Bruce , make sure you address him as “bj”. I understand he loves that

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Sounds pretty good to me, leafy. Now that is what it's all about. Oh, and welcome!

I can only speak from experience. I wore my 'Gettin' In Over My Head' underwear to a M&B meet and greet. They were the only clean pair I had at the time, and my mother always said that I should make sure I always had clean ones on, in case of an accident. I figured I was safe, as Mike would surely never see them!

But just my luck, as I approached him for the photo opp backstage, a touring crate fell over and pinned my legs down. The ambulance crew had to cut away my pants in order to free me. Mike was right there, and though he didn't say anything, in his eyes I could see he was hurt.

Priceless, Juice, just priceless. The Santa's Beard quote was the icing on top.

:lol

I thought there’d be a joke about an atomic wedgie with the ‘Gettin In Over My Head’ underwear ;D

Hey, Add Some. Sorry to hear things aren't going your way. I hope it's not irreparable. Whether it is or not, feel free to talk about it here if you want.

This is a community, you know, although I admit it's hard to believe at times. :lol

Wear your BW PS t-shirt, proudly!   Mike is great and so is Bruce (sometimes a hit or miss).  don't be afraid.  Have fun !

I heard Mike will send the goons in and take you out if you even such as mention Brian’s name in the venue  :bw

on the flip side, I had Brian sign a copy of Pet Sounds with Mike removed and he didn't seem to mind at all  :)

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I'll bet it even sounds better without myKe luHv being on the cover.

It's okay, Mike later argued in court that he *was* added to the PS cover photo while Tony Asher was taking a bathroom break.

Yes, it escapes me what the problem is. You like this T-shirt - you wear it.