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 Newports smell worse than any other brand that I know of. In fact, I think Newports are probably the worst smelling cigarette in the world, the worst! And the worsetest!
But I love 'em. They taste great. I enjoy a cigarette that has as many additives as possible.
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How much does a pack of cigarettes cost where you live?

 The 2009 family smoking prevention act forbids the use of any characterizing flavor in cigarettes sold in the US. I really miss clove cigarettes. :'(   So many memories...
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Are you fucking serious?!? This is one of the most offensive, insensitive threads I've ever seen. I watched my father die a slow, painful, debilitating death from COPD(Chronic, Obstructive, Pulmonary Disease) over eight long years. I genuinely hope you never have to see a loved one stuck in a hospital bed on a ventilator, with a trach tube in their throat. For the last nine months of his life, I literally couldn't even speak to my dad, because he no longer had the ability to talk.  >:(

Sorry for your loss.

 :tiptoe

I feel for you man. I watched my grandma slowly die of lung cancer, right up until July 2012. Though she never had a tube in her throat, there were many painful memories. Even in her last weeks, she craved for her cigarettes, the sh*t that she had been addicted to for most of her life, and which ultimately killed her.

Halbalaineisgood, you've posted a lot of dumb bullshit on this forum, but I think this tops them all.

P.S. I am of the opinion that Cigarettes should be illegalized, and I find it quite amazing that it's yet to happen.

My, you're f***ing stupid

You have some fucking nerve. Obviously you've never seen a close family member slowly die from cigarette-induced cancer. Insensitive arsehole!

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Don't make assumptions. Just don't.

How about explaining your initial, offensive comment. Or are you too fucking stupid to do so?

And you have no right to complain about my obsceneties here, you've gone too far this time!

offensive.

Not defending this thread, but I find it interesting that probably a lot of us have known someone to die in an absolutely horrific way because of alcohol (whether drunk driving accident, cirrhosis of the liver, etc) yet none of us complain about the beer or wine threads.

Lets get ready to rumble! :pirate

Screw you, I hope you go through the suffering my grandma went through in her last year, you insensitive, ignorant prick

Now that is plain rude.

People getting offended at the idea of someone merely talking about a subject just because they have a bad experience with that subject. Whatever.

Sorry for your loss.  :-[

wow.

If the very premise of a thread offends you, why read it?

Grandma's smileysmile username : Dirt Surrounds Me

I have dead family members, too. :violin
 

You thought you had come to twist the knife, jarhead. You were wrong.
This thread is a complete, and utter triviality. and it means nothing to me. Just like your Grandma's death.

Don't think about the bad times. Think about Dennis Wilson giving the wood to Grandma in heaven.

Jarhead, go back to the survivor threads where you belong.
 Make up some more of your hilariously original song titles won't ya? . Bitches In Mind. HAHA. Never heard that one before. O wait, someone came up with the day it was released? and they posted it here? O btw I change my vote to sh*t vacation.
Haha! its so funny how you changed tone abruptly, like "ok serious buiness time I must change my vote, the rules, this voting importnt oh and btw DRUMROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL       **sh*t VACATION!!!!**** [Jarhead smiles, nods, and sits back and waits for applause]

You guys brought up death. I brought up Hitler. I guess this thread is over?

MAKE THE LAST COMMENT AND LOCK IT...THEN U WIN!!!  :afro

Some people like to smoke. Some people don't.

Some people like to over regulate what others like to do.

I am sorry some of you guys watched your relatives die horrible deaths because of the choices they made. But in the end, it was their choice and you have no right to tell another adult what they should or shouldn't enjoy.

Love surround Me had this awesome thread it was called RIP ROCHUS MISCH. about  hitler's bodyguard. he just following orders and was a good man!
Give me the Nuremburg defense, Hands Down, anyday over  the banality of evil! Now there was a great thread. def not dumb bullshit.

So what if he was evil...he was actually a good guy!

Even better : Reporting the topic to the mods. If you truly are my Retrokid analog, you'll do this for me.  :love

I just saw this.


Damn you. You made the monkey cry.

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Well...

This is certainly a low point.

There is no problem with this topic whatsoever, people. It's not the OP's fault if you chose to be offended by it. The thread will remain open.

I've always enjoyed cigarettes.  I like the smell.

Addicting?
I smoked regularly for about a year or two.  That was 20 years ago.  Had no problem quitting, despite the addiction hysteria.  Likewise, my grandfather and grandmother went cold-turkey after smoking for decades.  I think my grandpappy smoked 4 packs a day!  They too said it wasn't hard to quit.  My other grandfather struggled with quitting -- but he eventually did.

What's addicting is whatever you feel you need.  Be it beer, wine, sex, drugs, glue, hamburgers, music, wife-beating, sword-swallowing, racing cars, singing, whizzing off your deck.  I know some things are seriously and physically addicting like morphine and heroin.  Tobacco and alcohol may certainly be as well, but I don't think we have a firm grasp on this phenomenon.

Deadly?
I occasionally have a cigarette now and then -- but very, very rarely.  I have a pipe, which is awesome -- and great for filling the house with a bouquet of aroma's.  I love cigars, but also very rarely.  I feel like I have to shave my tongue in the morning.

Tobacco has been shown to cause and/or increase the risk of cancer and I believe it can.  We know so little about our bodies, nutrition and cancer -- and that's a fact.  And I am 100% positive -- something will kill you.  I guarantee it.

Death is a part of life.  It's natural and nothing to be ashamed of.  That can be a hard thing for people to accept and comprehend -- and I understand that.  But it's worth it to try and more so to succeed in doing so.  Doing the opposite will fill you with anger and resentment and that too causes cancer.

I know this thread would have faded away quite quickly if not for Jarhead, and his need to be on the side that's winning. Jay said his piece, and that's fine. And I was just going to forget about it. Like I said, f*** this thread. Smoking. Message boards. it's all trivial. But I knew. I KNEW. IN THE DEEPEST FIBER OF MY BEING, that Jarhead would be the next post I wish I could've bet a million gazillion dollars that Jarhead would post. He is so predictable. Always trying to throw his non-existent weight around in order to appear knowledgeable, or experienced, or sympathetic in any way .  

I'm more than happy to get back on topic.

I've smoked on and off since my teens. I'm now on e-cigs but have accepted that when I go out for a beer I need the real thing. I think I can live with being a social smoker nowadays.

And You are the new OSD analog.