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« on: March 02, 2006, 03:55:18 PM » |
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Careful what you post or you may experience option 4. He's a bad mutha.
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2006, 04:15:20 PM » |
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Bruce is a good lookin guy, but I dont think Id like to sit in a bath with our nads rubbing against each other.
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2006, 04:28:29 PM » |
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I think taking a bath with Bruce would be great...when he was my age maybe. Not at the present time. But in the early 60s, sure.
I think I'd least like to be around Bruce when he's informed of a death in the family. I picture it being really sad.
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2006, 04:30:28 PM » |
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Bruce Johnston: Emo before Emo was Emo.
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2006, 04:36:17 PM » |
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If so, that's a sad and harsh road ahead for today's emo boys ...
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2006, 06:09:50 PM » |
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He seems like a great guy to be around. I'd pick each option.
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2006, 06:44:27 PM » |
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A bath with Bruce sounds like heaven.
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2006, 10:41:11 PM » |
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I'd hate to be in a pillow fight with Bruce.
The idea of me going to prison for manslaughter is just too much...
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2006, 01:12:33 AM » |
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I think I'd least like to be around Bruce when he's informed of a death in the family. I picture it being really sad.
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2006, 05:02:27 AM » |
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I would do all the above, except for maybe the pistol whipping, not into that stuff  Carly |
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2006, 05:10:55 AM » |
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"hang a big shift" is the only acceptable choice I saw, mainly because I don't know what it means.
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2006, 01:37:54 PM » |
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I don't know if I'd rather be pistol-whipped or bathe with Bruce.. taking a bath with an old man is pretty weird, or any man for that matter.. but being pistol-whipped probably really hurts.
A pillow fight wouldn't be that bad, and if you go on 170 dates a year with someone, you'll end up getting used to him eventually. I also have no idea what hanging a big shift is.. but I guess I wouldn't mind as long as it's not dangerous.
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2006, 01:59:59 PM » |
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I thought "hanging a big shift" would be car-related so I did some asking......if it is the same "hanging a shift" , it is the point where you excel and let off on the gas at shift point when you need to change gears (kinda like redlining). So yes, I would definitely hang a big shift with Bruce.
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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2006, 02:05:13 PM » |
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carlydenise, your information has been forwarded to Bruce and his people will be contacting you. Bruce hopes you'll change your mind about the pistol-whipping and promises there'll be no tears in the morning.
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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2006, 02:08:48 PM » |
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Pistol whipping will be ok, as long as it's not a real pistol  . Then he can tell me how he writes the songs that make the whole world sing  .....if I get breakfast, then definitely no tears in the morning! Carly |
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« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2006, 02:21:41 PM » |
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I hear if you're real nice he'll even do your toenails! |
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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2006, 06:54:34 PM » |
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That would be on dates #7, 25, 38, 57 and 106
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« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2006, 07:28:58 PM » |
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Giving me the idea for a feature film: "170 Dates With Bruce Johnston"- co-starring Mike Love and carlydenise. No one will be seated during the pillow fight scene.  |
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2006, 09:46:52 PM » |
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Well, the 170 dates referred to Mike's and Bruce's annual slate of appearances, so I hope you like fair food!
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« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2011, 02:30:09 PM » |
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This is the best thread I have ever read on here so I decided to revive it. Of course I got this message:
Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.
I had a hard time voting (you can only select one option) but I think pistol whipping in the bathtub could be kind of cool!
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2011, 02:43:22 PM » |
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Just don't Photoshop a picture of Hitler pistol-whipping someone on Bruce's head. The board might self-destruct.
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« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2011, 02:51:45 PM » |
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Giving me the idea for a feature film: "170 Dates With Bruce Johnston"
I have found my lifes work - to make this film Voted bath, btw. Fella is not my type, tbqh |
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All roads lead to Kokomo. Exhaustive research in time travel has conclusively proven that there is no alternate universe WITHOUT Kokomo. It would've happened regardless.
What is this "life" thing you speak of ?
Syncopate it? In front of all these people?!
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« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2011, 02:54:37 PM » |
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My vote was for bath, but I also think I'd dislike it immensely if he tried to fill my hand with kisses and a Tootsie Roll.
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No mas, por favor.
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« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2011, 03:11:17 PM » |
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My vote was for bath, but I also think I'd dislike it immensely if he tried to fill my hand with kisses and a Tootsie Roll.
I really don't see how ANYONE could turn down kisses and a Tootsie Roll from Bruce! Lots of chocolate!! |
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