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Let's write an exciting story. Together. You are only allowed to add one word. The story starts with the word "Mister". :)

Mister

grisley

Mister Grisley listened

without

ears.

One

would

buy

escorts

without

human papillomavirus

(that's two words... but I say we allow it!)

and

cucumbers

or

Watermelon

But

granny

Preferred

Walking

with

books

inserted

into

her

basket.

**whew!**

of

course

not

says

the

inner

Guru

‍

we

eat

tacos.

A gentleman

flaunted

his

new

pen cup

‍

granny

wasn't

interested

just

curious

thus

he

inserted

inside

her

basket

of

course.

Whores

cook

wienerschnitzel

‍

‍

dedicate

Themselves

to

swedish

Mister Grisley listened without ears. One would buy escorts without human papillomavirus and cucumbers or watermelon, but granny preferred walking with books inserted into her basket.

"Of course not," says the inner guru before we eat tacos.

A gentleman flaunted his new pen cup, but granny wasn't interested, just curious. Thus he inserted inside her basket, of course. Whores cook weinerschnitzel and dedicate themselves to Swedish

-----

meatballs.

Meanwhile

Mister

Grisley's

soulmate

‍

whores

and

mobsters

but

couldn't

locate

where

‍

wig

was.

Parasol

magnets

masturbate

‍

to

elucidate

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Supercalifragilisticexpialiadotious.  ;D

(New sentence)

Mountains

laughed at

your

chlamydia

infection

said

King Lettuce

to

AGD

who

frolicked

about

dancing

with brianista  ;D

(one word only Gertie)

bashers

(bashers.)

Suddenly,

Rab2591

‍

into

filledepage's

pool

tripping

on

acid

or

Peyote

(Peyote.)

Filledepage

called

Mister Grisley listened without ears. One would buy escorts without human papillomavirus and cucumbers or watermelon, but granny preferred walking with books inserted into her basket.

"Of course not," says the inner guru before we eat tacos.

A gentleman flaunted his new pen cup, but granny wasn't interested, just curious. Thus he inserted inside her basket, of course. Whores cook weinerschnitzel and dedicate themselves to Swedish meatballs.

Meanwhile, Mister Grisley's soulmate murdered whores and mobsters but couldn't locate where her wig was. Parasol magnets masturbate while on shrooms to elucidate pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Supercalifragilisticexpialiadotious.

"Mountains laughed at your chlamydia infection," said King Lettuce to AGD, who frolicked about dancing with Brianista bashers.

Suddenly, Rab2591 fell into filledepage's pool, tripping on acid or Peyote. Filledpage called

-----

upon

Mike Love

to

sing

"Everyone's

in

love

with

you"

but

then

darian

said

shut

the

hell

up

‍

smoked

Bruce's

shorts

that

and maharishi

‍

maharishi

levitated

(This is the greatest story ever!  :lol)

off

his

sacred

woo woo machine(yeah, I cheated lol)

+ burst

like

rainbow

N-2

Laughter!  :lol

( yes, I cheated! )   ;)

Subsequently,

A.I.D.S

Curable

medicine

turned

Miraculous!  :drumroll

(new sentence)

Local

professor

flannels

stripped

eggs

seductively

, peeling

directly

off

large

banana's

encrusted

unto

glittering

turbans

hovering

seductively

over

naked

sculptures.

Jay

claimed

responsibility

for

breaking

another

law

.

melinda

called

Melinda

to

make

imaginative

sounds

of

mating

influenced

heretofor

copulating

intensly

into

Macy's.

As

OSD

conquered

TB

and

teeth

gnashed

, the

solar

eclipse

turned

around

screaming

SOS

at

people

indicating

TWGMTR

by

Myk

king

was

Great fun topic, Frog! Even though I didn't catch some moments in this story, I still liked it. Very entertaining & also unpredictable, with appearance of newer & newer characters which have no link to the old ones (f.ex., where have Mr. Greasley gone?). My most favorite bit is where rab2591 fell into filledeplage's pool (why he did that is a mystery). Generally, 'twas a very cool idea to add Smiley Smilers to the narration. Well done, folks! 

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Since the last words are "King was", then needs only to write down his name. So, I say "Punkinhead" (can't believe it took almost 3 months before someone announced the king's name). This sentence can be continued or there's full stop after "Punkinhead".

,

who

ate

punkins

because

macintosh

tasted

App-a-liciously!

Jeff

lost

her

hips

despite

killing

Andy

mcdowell

during

Rough

f***

.

Sometimes

pecker

Cheddar

beatboxed

gratuitously

at

Probyn

bloody

Gregory.

Hamstrings

‍

orphans

inadvertently

‍

your

ass

while

shaving

her

pubes

unprofessionally.

Odysseus

‍

15

year

contracts

For

killing

contractors.

Ceremoniously

intoxicated,

blood

oranges

were

surgically

inserted

next

by

‍

vajays

twice

.

Desperately

so

that

‍

spare

bollocks

wait

for

Carol's

touch

always

intensely

farted

in

haste.

Sadly,

Judd

aka

Ass

‍

into

disrepute

because

Mr

Grisley

had

never

grasped

Susannah's

nymphomania

‍

yesterday.

Montana

Jenkem

died

doing

jenk.

Inevitably,

Joe Thomas

was

jenking

furiously

at

Jimbob's

Presbyterian

tendencies

whereupon

his

wallet

burned

‍

itchy

fungus

disorder.

Calipopicana

blends

tits

with

glitz

from

jizz

whizzing

Wood

peckers

, preserved

in

funk

classics.

Therefore,

Kylie Hughes

partied

incompetently

naked

despite

the

stab

from

infectious

‍

that

squirt

leather-clad

ferro-cement

and

consequently

my

little

pony

threesomed

promiscuously

on

pool-tables

a-plenty.

Opening

butts

‍

guts.

However,

he

drank

gallons

of

Baja Blast

‍

complimenting

the

prostitute

she

-ila.

So,

body painters

brandishing

bastardised

donuts

frolicked

merrily

whilst

naked

versions

of

microscopic

Elvi

zapped

any

remaining

adversaries.

On

Saturday

night

his

illegal

eagle

league

caught

on

big-time.

Gynecologists

sued

Sir

Ass

Backwards

due

to

a

‍

regarding

Henry's

private

pickle

which

penetrated

Billboard's

hot

buttered

asses.

‍

I

grabbed

nuns

and

archbishops

for

a

forthcoming

bath

orgie

starring

Batman

but

not

before

sacrificing

an

absolutely

gianormous

haddock.

Twenty-four

vengeful

Vikings

breast-massaged

themselves

lovingly.

Meanwhile,

all

the

leftover

buttermilk

which

was

impregnated

exploded

yesterday

unexpectedly

due

North

of

the North Pole

Nincompoops.

Asshats

killed

‍

betwixt

their

little

old

buttocks.

Naked

mole-rats

farted

Superfluous

mustard

onto

sandwiches

and

died

within

a

century

marked

by

Mark's

slippery

liquid

‍

shavings.

Suddenly

an

enema

exploded

violently

‍

three

‍

instantaneously.

Thunderous

electronic

thunders

thunderously

‍

hundred

-fold

upon

Jesus

McAnally

before

a

turd

finally

dropped

all

over

her

favorite

octopus.

BB

fanboys

‍

forget

to

shake

it,

period.

Mister Grisley listened without ears. One would buy escorts without human papillomavirus and cucumbers or watermelon, but granny preferred walking with books inserted into her basket.

"Of course not," says the inner guru before we eat tacos.

A gentleman flaunted his new pen cup, but granny wasn't interested, just curious. Thus he inserted inside her basket, of course. Whores cook weinerschnitzel and dedicate themselves to Swedish meatballs.

Meanwhile, Mister Grisley's soulmate murdered whores and mobsters but couldn't locate where her wig was. Parasol magnets masturbate while on shrooms to elucidate pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Supercalifragilisticexpialiadotious.

"Mountains laughed at your chlamydia infection," said King Lettuce to AGD, who frolicked about dancing with Brianista bashers.

Suddenly, Rab2591 fell into filledepage's pool, tripping on acid or Peyote. Filledpage called upon Mike Love to sing "Everyone's in Love with You", but then Darian said shut the hell up. Mike smoked Bruce's shorts that Maharishi levitated off his sacred woo woo machine, and burst like rainbow N2. Laughter!

Subsequently, AIDS curable medicine turned miraculous! Local Professor Flannels stripped eggs seductively, peeling directly off large bananas encrusted unto glittering turbans, hovering seductively over naked sculptures.

Jay claimed responsibility for breaking another law. Melinda called Melinda to make imaginative sounds of mating influenced heretofor copulating intensely into Macy's. As OSD conquered TB and teeth gnashed, the solar eclipse turned around screaming SOS at people, indicating TWGMTR by Myk King was Punkinhead, who ate punkins because Macintosh tasted App-a-liciously!

Jeff lost her hips despite killing Andy McDowell during rough fucking. Sometimes Pecker Cheddar beatboxed gratuitously at Probyn bloody Gregory.

Hamstrings saved orphans, inadvertently discombobulating your ass while shaving her pubes unprofessionally. Odysseus obtained 15 year contracts for killing contractors.

Ceremoniously intoxicated, blood oranges were surgically inserted next by Chilean vajays twice. Desperately so that my spare bollocks wait for Carol's touch, always intensely farted in haste. Sadly, Judd (aka Ass) fell into disrepute because Mr. Grisley had never grasped Susannah's nymphonia until yesterday.

Montana Jenkem died doing jenk.

Inevitably, Joe Thomas was jenking furiously at Jimbob's Presbyterian tendencies, whereupon his wallet burned Mike Love's itchy fungus disorder. Calipopicana blends tits with glitz from jizz-whizzing woodpeckers, preserved in funk classics.

Therefore, Kylie Hughes partied incompetently naked despite the stab from infectious armpits that squirt leather-clad ferro-cement, and consequently my little pony threesomed promiscously on pool-tables a-plenty.

Opening butts reveals guts.

However, he drank gallons of Baja Blast without complimenting the prostitute Sheila. So, body painters brandishing bastardised donuts frolicked merrily whilst naked versions of microscopic Elvi zapped any remaining adversaries. On Saturday night his Illegal Eagle League caught on big-time.

Gynecologists sued Sir Ass Backwards due to a liassbility regarding Henry's private pickle, which penetrated Billboard's hot buttered asses. Incontrovertibly, I grabbed nuns and archbishops for a forthcoming bath orgie starring Batman, but not before sacrificing an absolutely ginormous haddock.

Twenty-four vengeful Vikings breast-massaged themselves lovingly. Meanwhile, all the leftover buttermilk which was impregnated exploded yesterday, unexpectedly due North of the North Pole Nincompoops.

Asshats killed asshat-killers betwixt their little old buttocks. Naked mole-rats farted superfluous mustard onto sandwiches and died within a century marked by Mark's slippery liquid soap shavings.

Suddenly an enema exploded violently, killing three power tools instantaneously. Thunderous electronic thunders thunderously thundered hundred-fold upon Jesus McAnally before a turd finally dropped all over her favorite octopus.

BB fanboys always forget to shake it, period.