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Yo, Mickey Mouse with a sore throat. I'm calling you out, dawg.

Bring it on you bald cave troll!

Yo, man...why you gotta disrespect me like that? You're gonna get a woody up your ass for that one, bruh.

First you got to say sorry for country love and 200 rings on your fingers

You gotta apologize for painting your face green first, bruh. Mo Ostin didn't appreciate having the Jolly Green Giant walk into a meeting.

You fasting again?

I was levitating, dawg. The only levitating you do is levitating off the sofa to get more birthday cake.

Don't send Stan love after me. Bring it on "wheeen" you are done in the insane asylum.

Don't fall too hard for the Playgirl ivory shaft, dawg. Someone else did and it ruined marriages. :)

That was awesome! And Mo Ostin should have been used to freaks!

Mo Ostin was like Al. He wanted the innocence! Not a Jolly Green Giant running in to disrupt the proceedings!

Your eight wives beg to differ on your husband skills.

 :lol ;D :lol

This could be a great thread!  ;D

I've got binders full of women, dawg. You've got binders full of doctor's notes after 1967 excusing you from studio dates.

I got wrinkles ashes from the vet since you were too busy crying!

Yo, that was the best dog ever, dawg. You don't even know. Probably because you were too busy writing sh*t about cigarettes.

Your Nasal Whine is so 1964 dawg.

Mickey Mouse called, bruh. He wants his sore throat back.

There was a reason Al held my nose as I sang your leads on the piano. Nobody's in love with you....

Kindly look into your fetish of Al holding your nose, dawg. That's not exactly kosher, bruh. Al wanted the innocence.

Your fetish is Bruce Johnston handclaps and mic adjusting.

Have you ever seen Bruce adjust that mic? The microphone stand IS his instrument!

Your lack of hair is yours for the women Dennis rejected.

You can't argue with the Love knob.

I can, when is country love going to be released?

This may be THE funniest thread in the history of this board.

I abandoned it. You'd call it inappropriate music. Now I'm focusing on a new solo album. It's called Jungle Love. It's gonna have songs like the catchy title track, Pisces and His Jungle Brothas, Rockin' the Coconut in the Boat, and many more. Y'all don't even know. It's gonna be the hottest thing since Summer of Love.

Good luck with your voice on the critical list

It'll be on the critical acclaim list when the new mixtape drops, bruh.

In the love household.

Does Mike call a condom a 'love glove'? :D

Doctor's notes or "Playing Doctor's Notes"?

it's the love thang

Let's just say that when the Love thang comes out the ladies scream "well, oh my, oh gosh, oh gee."

I don't know but I was recently libeled by a member as a Mike fellator.

And I saved 15% with Geico.

This from the guy who recorded " Rocking The Man In The Boat".

And it will be the biggest piece of crap to drop in the Love household since  the navratan korma from last week.

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It'll be so big it'll register on the Richter scale.

Those lyrics were straight poetry, man. A true anthem of positivity and harmony. I wasn't getting down with Brian's desire for us to squeal like pigs without at least requiring us to put on skin-tight leather to go with it.

Yo, man...I don't swing that way. I'm sure you're cute and all that but Al wants the innocence and I want my virginity.

That's how I felt when Cousin Brian f***ed with the formula.

It's just insurance, man...it's not like I libeled you about giving Mike a blowie.  :-D

You're gonna need insurance after the Doctor of Love is finished with you. :D

I just like using the word "libeled" lately.

Save it fellator, Cam.

I'm sensing there's not enough love on this forum. What's wrong, bruh? You need a Love rub?

I said I was "libeled". I handle my own rubs thank you very much.   ;)

Maybe you and your friend should go and give each other some Love rubs. :)

Pass. I'm just going to watch and see what happens. If anything.

The Doctor of Love can sense someone taking a shine on you, friend. Remember your positivity mantra.

Mantras and lawsuits don't work TRBB

A ride on the Love pole will change your mind, dawg.

Chris Hanson is going to getcha back on "to catch a predator"

I'll rock the man in his boat, too.

Huh, I am too busy making smile 2: electric boogaloo.

Why are you getting so mad, bruh? I'm all about positivity in the Love shack.

I bet the ladies love the "wheeen" and corny jokes....

They're true to their school...the Love school. :D

Are you friends with VDP?

I like Van Dyke Parks. He's a NICE PERSON.

You didn't during smile, ya bald bully

I just wanted him to answer a simple question. I wasn't asking him about Benghazi, for Christ sake. :)

You were being a diva over not writing more BTTYS style songs.

If you can't be true to your school, how are you going to be true to your bud?

Which bud are you talking about since you were smoking it on stage in Central Park?

Let's hold this off for one moment...one of the moderators is fucking with the formula. Who needs some positivity in his life? Come on. We know you're out there!

Billy C threw the formula in a trash can. ;)

He'd better sleep with one hand on his balls.

His music is better than SIP.

Apparently the world wants more of the Doctor of Love kicking your balls so you sound even more like Mickey Mouse with a sore throat. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMER'S MOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHER!

Good luck getting a record deal for that.

Hey, that's what you sounded like in all fifty-seven of those botched takes!

Your botched take of the BTTYS "wheeen" broke 10 windows and drove three people deaf.

Hey, that was musical genius, bruh. The original diss track from the ORIGINAL surf gangsta. You feel me?

Your insults are on the critical list!

Better than my nose!

Yeah you nasal fiend!

In L&M, you could have been more patient in the studio!

I probably could have, but I didn't resonate with what was going on at that time. Van Dyke is a nice person, though.

That three hour cello session was productive though. :)

I told Cousin Brian that I didn't hear what he was trying to accomplish there. He's Dog Ears for a reason!

And you are wheennn nose.

Probably. Who nose, Mickey Mouse with a sore throat?

Have fun making SIP part two with Bruce!

You sound very optimistic, dawg. Real talk.

Enjoy slow summer dancing with Bruce!

Come on, man...why ain't you gonna be optimistic with me? Getcho ass over here real quick, bruh.

I don't go to Kokomo!

Why's it gotta be in Kokomo, bruh? We can be optimistic anywhere!