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I'm intoxicated, and I'm taking questions

How's life treating ya?

And what'd you drink?

who killed jfk?

"Life is overrated" - Ray Davies
I drank a lot of whiskey,


Robert Mitchum killed JFK

why do people go to AA?, that's only for quitters!   :lol
poor weak asses.

Well, to answer your question Rick Bartlett, I'm eating a taco and listening to "The Less I Know the Better" by Tame Impala.
Some beautiful ladies bought some tacos.

Taco's!!! Yummy!!!  ::)
Lucky man!

A taco sounds so good right now

I've got so many tacos it's like a taco explosion

OK. I can't handle it. I'm going out to find something yummy.

Bubbly! what you doin on here if your drunk and got ladies and food?
this would be the place I'd hang out secondly!  ;D

hello internet

i'm not sober either, but in a different way.
i want questions!

you should have fun with their 'tacos' whoop whoop!'

that's if they are unrelated of course  ::)

Had tacos yesterday on a double date. Goes really well with a frozen margarita.

Feelin' a bit tired yet?

I'm out of tacos guys

Yo m, how ya doin gurl what kinda drugs did you take was it Alaskan Thunderfuck I've had Alaskan Thunderfuck that's fun

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

educating myself on Led Zep's III rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S449KdjPKrY

some lemony homegrown shtuff from a friend. dunno the name.

stop talking about tacos guyssss

Who wants to party

beach boys party!?

Monkey party
Who has a cockatrice

music is great.

dont knock em partygoers up lol

Who's up for a toga party?

My buddy is holding me up
Now he's not

There's a pretty girl band Remy.

blonde on blonde.

debating on round 2...

Why does it hurt when I pee?

That's a Zappa song.
Love you, Jay.

Also, STD/STI.

  :drunks

Yo I'm Totally petting this dog named Boo Boo

wait what

Any chance you've collapsed yet or something?

Uh oh, he's not responding lol

He might finally be down and out, who knows  :shrug

Don't forget to hydrate, Bubbly Waves!

i love not having hangovers

I want Fleet Foxes on vinyl. They're beautiful. I'm almost crying haha

boo?
dat's the dog in the Lobo song

I'm still
Here


I'm wnsderkng  around aimlessly, I hit. A painting with my shoulder.

Oh yeah. You're pissed. Wonder if you ever suddenly break out singing out of tune or laughing hysterically?

I'm laughing harder than i should at this

Guys I've go a couple differ women. I dint know if any of them will work out. I'll let yluval know .
When Joe Cusqck hikes camping, does he being a stove or worms for fishing? Someone to think about.

I remember one time where I went to a friend's 18th, and this was one of the messages I ended up sending when I was completely pissed:

"My ate my loving these lashes adohnd"

Make that of what you will..... I did correct myself immediately after though..... however it really wasn't much better:

"Why am I moving these legs around on the dirt?"

Whatever he brings, he'd probably come across a conspiracy theorist rambling about the upcoming end of the world that turns out to be eerily accurate

go get emmm woo

why aren't there more hours in the day?

I'm still holding off listening to your piano recording. Debussy, right? I don't recall, but did you say you were a good sight reader? Or did you memorize by  drudgery and practice , tyranny of will, remebering all good cows eat grass?

Don't hold off, hbig. It's a great listen. It will make your day. 

Heartbreak  :'(

I just wanna lover like any other  what do I get?
I only get sleepless nights here alone in my half empty bed

that's a song

I fumbled out there with my guts in my hands. She walked to her car with her sister. I wanted to stop her and drop my intestines on the floor, but I didn't. Everyone tells me I'll understand when I wake up. I wanted to get it off my chest. I tried to tell her, but I only watched her walk away. A million opportunities slipping through my fingers like a silk band. She piles in her car with her immediate  family and heads home, wrapped in the comfort of her loved ones. I am alone, drifting across this great continent, the Mississipi waves it's bellicose hand at me. I sit here in front a fire that that stretches out and greets my shoes. There's a couple on the opposite end, smiling and spinning around in a circle, as if they reached a golden point above the clouds. I sit here, bitter and submerged. When will the Wheel of Forumte stop oh my name? Haven't I waited long enough? I watched another person drive away today. I did nothing; her sister made it clear. Like a star seeping through the cloud cover and kissing the ends of a star, I sat and watched. I watched her figure dance along the vertical line and leave with similar, spiral shapes.

See you next time, Remy.

I'm drunk.

Put the lime into your own cocnut, wink ,wink       

Gross. Iam leaving ths board forever.



WhyImleaving: goodbe everybody. madesoemfriendfs,. soem regrest , some meores too   goodbye.
I could just leave bht , no , Goodbye,.               






                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

      

This entire thread is deserving of one big "Well then". Not that it's a bad thing or anything  :lol

I fell asleep on the tile floor and vomited myself back to my senses.

Never again.

I think I kept locking this thread on accident.

lol, hangover?

i haven't gotten drunk since like halloween. a little bit on news years but not really.

Do you feel better, BW?  :(
We've all been there.

Well, I've had about 9 hours of sleep the past two days, so I'm just not great right now.
Not really hungover, I don't think--no real headache to speak of. My body sure rejected that orange juice I drank, though.

Sounds like you need more sleep. Take a nap or go to bed early.

.....That didn't seriously happen, did it? If so, would have had quite a bit to clean up......

Don't worry, I was at someone else's house.

I should have known this was going to happen when I began turning into Harry Nilsson.

you in college?

which would explain this whole thread, haha.

I am, indeed.

Thursday night I saw Protomartyr, danced around for an hour or two, and I got home about 2 in the morning. Then I went camping on Friday and basically slept--if you can call it that--on a pile of rocks and woke up (and stayed up) around 6am. We came back Saturday morning, I read some James Joyce, and then I went out and this happened. I got home and slept at around 5 in the morning; I woke up 5 hours later. And now we're here.

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Wow, I commend your ability to survive all that and to get drunk afterwards. this is the age in our lives where we can kinda get away with this stuff...
Can I ask what you're studying?

I'm also undereducated in movies. I should probably watch Animal House by now, huh...

My advice to you is to watch Animal House and start drinking heavily

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And my advice is to not use whiskey.



Yeah, I probably picked a good age to do these activities in. As for what I'm studying, I'm a bit undecided--and indecisive on top of that. Most of the things I'm interested in don't exactly translate to stable careers. However, for the moment, I'm leaning towards psychology. It's still a liberal art, but long-term, it's also one of my more feasible choices. What about you?

God, this is terrible.

I've only ever had a sip of whiskey. I think I liked it, though. I've been enjoying craft beers lately, even though I used to hate beer. I'll redirect myself to the hipsterism thread.....

Psych is interesting. I've heard most careers are in like, PhDs: being a psychologist or a professor in psych, though, although that's just what one person told me.

Conservation Biology. Saving the planet and such. I don't know how, though. I guess it's a pretty flexible major to have, but I should start looking at careers soon...
I dunno. If you're indecisive, do what you're passionate about! I used to want to do pre-med and then I was miserable and now I'm not and I'm happy. Although in this day and age, balancing between a stable job and what you really want to do is hard.

But trust me, if the earth was safe from global warming then I'd probably be an art major or something. Maybe even history. Music history? Yeah  8)

Did you just like, drunkenly make up that paragraph on the spot?

Yeah, I was sitting on a couch by myself and sad.

I quite like whiskey, especially if it's mixed with something. Something to avoid like the plague though is Southern Comfort. That sh*t's nasty.

As for studying, currently on my penultimate year of high school..... Doing English, History, Heath and Legal Studies, among other subjects. Took Psych last year, didn't work out for me. Unfortunately we don't have music at my school.

TBH. Kinda reminds me of Ezra Koenig's writings. Which remind my friend of Raymond Carver's writings. I haven't read for fun in forever tho..

yeah, high schools don't normally offer classes that specific. The beauty of college!
Unless if you mean like, no music/band practice type of stuff. That'd be a bummer :(.

As soon as I'm done with all the classes I need to graduate, which is hopefully soon, I want to take a glass-blowing class...

Well, we can perform at the end of the year, and some of the younger students (no seniors) can do music classes during the third and fourth terms of the year. Those only consist of fiddling about on different instruments really.

As for college/university, I'm honestly not sure if I'm going to end up going or not. Who knows, might get a job instead.

Do you love me

Can you dance now?

My unasked-for advice? Choose whatever you enjoy most, make a serious commitment, be industrious, and become an expert. An industrious, expert glass blower can make a decent living at it. And will be much happier than dilettantes that end up making a decent livings in fields they don't particularly enjoy.
And continue to enjoy/suffer crazy and uncomfortable times while you're young.

I really like the sentence about the bellicose hand   of                      waves.          
though,fyi,  the mississippi mound builders were not a beliicose people. theywere supposed to be a noble people.                                                                                            

Duly noted. Thanks!
This is essentially what I tell my friends. I mean, my university is very STEM-based, and there are ton of pre-meds who are in it for the six-figure salary. People just need need to read more Thoreau or watch Dead Poets Society and enjoy themselves instead of picking careers that they're not even passionate about... also, I'd rather have a doctor who knows what they're doing and not because they like money :P.

(Since I don't know where else to put this and I don't think there's a thread for this...)

I don't want these feeeeelings. Especially since it's finals week.
But it's hard not to when someone decides they enjoy texting you every day, and they're receptive to all of the music you have to show them. ;_;

Feelings are tough.
I know it too well.

I haven't had a real, hardcore crush in probably 2 years. I guess I got good at repressing my feelings.
I need to repress them for just like 2 days -___-.

Nah, not me. My crushes take up a large percentage of my life.

Unsolicited advice, if you have a crush, pursue it.  There's nothing more expensive than lost time. 

hello internet

Good morrow to you

Where is Swedish Frog's cat? >:(

I have another party tomorrow with the same people, and I do not plan on needing this thread

Maybe in that new cat cafe in town.

Yes, I live in one of those cities....

I believe in you!

Tame Impala sounds so good right now. Music is beautiful. I feel like I posted that last time I was here.

What kinds of fruits do you like? I was just eating cantaloupe.

Yum. I like cantaloupe. And kiwi and oranges and all the little orange-like things (mandarins, clementines, tangerines). And watermelon.

Apples are my go-to snack.
Watermelon during the summer is the best thing ever.
Not much of a cantaloupe person. I like honeydew better.

I could go for some mango right now though

drewl

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Why don't you get some tortillas to clean up that drool, you weirdo

you'd better be joshin about my favourite snack, bub

Cake vs. pie? >:D

brownies.

Like the special one i ate earlier today

I once had a thing called a Bhang Bar and it ruined me

Dang man I just looked those up they seem so intense. So much.

These were made from homemade butter... That was a fun weekend.

God I love Vampire Weekend.

Well, I'm off to party with a girl from the Disney channel.
See you all on the other side.

See ya on TMZ! ;)

Bill Wyman liked to wtach the disney channe;

Good Luck.!

What is the square root of X? Show your work.

Selena Gomez?

sounds like a fun night.

yay not having school.

typing is hard.

ah a Disney Girl, I get that! lucky man.

So now me and my friends are going to host a toga party in early May.... This'll certainly be interesting

 :lol :lol :lol

Cracked me up!  I couldn't answer that when I was supposed to be able to answer that!   :lol

Unless you're assigning a value to X--and it isn't just a variable--this is the square root of X.
(http://www.solving-math-problems.com/image-files/sym_root_squ_x_1-plain.png)

 :lol

I figured that was what was missing...

That was fast with the graphic!  :lol

I was around whiskey yesterday, and the smell filled my nostrils and triggered my gag reflex.

Sometimes my mouth gets whiskey-vomit taste flashbacks

That's right! Well done, sir!

i'm drunk since like the first time since halloween hello

On a scale of one to turkey, what color is my favorite food?

Guys I went to a house show last night for the first time. It was really fun. $5 keg!!!!

How's the hangover treating you?

Oh, look here comes another one.



That's cool. What did you do?
I've actually help to set up a few of those before. One time, a neighboring dad saw what was going on and donated a keg to the cause.

10, 9, umm... ate?

ooo, somebody new?

That's cool man!
My roomie's brother was in one of the bands that played.
I had like, 4 beers and was at a pretty good level...
I brought my neighbors along. I think they think I have a crush on their other neighbor........ oh man. I don't know what to do with my life.
They're great though. Funny guys :). I want to go to more house shows!

Unfortunately :P
we'll see what happens

Well, a good friend of mine (who went and saw Brian Wilson in Perth last night BTW) is getting drunk right now. He's had about 10 shots of straight vodka, and don't mind if I use some of the questions posted here to ask him

Straight vodka?  Brave man right there. 

Does he think there's intelligent life out there in the other galaxies?

What are his favorite lyrics from his second favorite band?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Was Jack Ruby actually Shakespeare?

*Question inspired by a recent movie trailer and a 60s classic rock staple*

One pill makes you larger (approx 30 ft tall) and the other pill makes you small (approx 12 inches tall).

What do you choose?

The last one is pretty coincidental since his last name is actually Wood haha.

I'll be sure to remember all of these suggestions for the next time he gets pissed

 Got to be small? All the places you could get in and out of unseen....

 Also, if large - everyone would know...you'd be a freak, on the news and adverts and stuff. Nah, small for me....

Apparently I'm a lightweight now.

You mean, someone who can't hold their alcohol? 

You're not pissed again, are you?! :beer

I had 3 beers last night and was pretty giggly, is all. :P

Small would make it tough to do a lot of everyday stuff. 

But,you're right, being a giant would be a spectacle. 

It would also be tough to find a place to sleep as a giant.  And being small would result in huge grocerie savings. 

Apparently it's Greek Week here. My friend invited me to go out, but I'm not sure how I feel about that today...

Unrelated, but while I'm here I'm just gonna ask: is there a thread where people can vent their feelings? I can't get this one really dumb thing off of my mind...

No special thread, unless you start one yourself. There is a "Pet Peeves" topic (http://smileysmile.net/board/index.php/topic,17596.0.html) but I'm not sure that fits the bill.

But why not do it here? Bubs won't mind. Or in my "Oops" topic on the "Welcome" page?

Greek Week----the mind boggles!
 

Greek Week?  Wow, I really don't miss college. 

This morning at 9:30 the frat down the street was playing loud music and some "bros" were playing table tennis outside in bro tanks and red solo cups were everywhere.

So what do you mean you don't miss it? :P :P

But yeah, that whole lifestyle would drain me. It's not even the partying, it's just being around people all of the time. How do people do it??

I enjoyed spending some time in bars when I was in my 20s, and even occasionally now. 

I just never understood the high volume of the bro crowd.

And, as for drinking games, the best drinking game ever invented is............drinking.