Filet o fish?! *shudder*
I have a story to tell about it.
You remember the days when they came in that other packaging, before McDonalds came out with the, ahem, more environmentally-friendly wrapping? Well, my dad and I had gone to McDonalds, and he ordered it (I got the McDLT...remember those?) and he specifically asked for NO TARTAR SAUCE. Well, as we pull away from the drive-thru...lo and behold, there was a sh*tload of that gunk on it. He started laughing and said..."F*ck it. I'll ge the refund later..let's go to Arby's". He then put the sandwich on his dashboard , and said he'd leave it there for a few days. I asked why, and he said "you'll see". A few days later passed...we went back, and he sent me inside to order another FoF (along with a WHOLE BUNCH of other stuff). After we ate in the car, he grabbed the OLD FoF (which was still hot, since it was summer) and took me with him back in the McD. He asked to speak to the manager, and said he had a complaint about his FoF. The manager asked him what was the problem, and so Dad handed him the old bag.
I'll put it this way...my 7th birthday was the next day, and let's just say me and all my other friends/family had our birthday party at McDonalds, and all our food was free.