Special Walmart Exclusive Product for C50

[SMiLE Brian]

So funny Mike wants to trade places with Justin Timberlake. His banter from a few years back made fun of him.

[Iron Horse-Apples]

I managed to get to Walmart this morning and was shot at by masked gunmen as I entered. I dived for cover behind the Beatles section, which was full of black people with coldsores. Dodging an elephant turd, I made my way down the junk food aisle, which had been specially widened for the hordes of morbidly obese asian-oriental capitalists.

I asked one of the shelf stackers if they had the zine-pak, and she punched me in the face and accused me of not being trashy and fat enough to shop here. I explained I was a Beach Boys fan, and she took pity on me, and pointed to the frozen pig aisle.

I finally found the zine-pak, which had been tucked into the generous buttocks of white supremacist wearing clothes three years out of date!

After having to queue for 17 hours, I finally managed to get out of the door, where I was promptly hit by a pickup truck being driven by Obama's health reforms.

 

Still, at least I'll have something to read in hospital!

[LostArt]

I managed to get to Walmart this morning and was shot at by masked gunmen as I entered. I dived for cover behind the Beatles section, which was full of black people with coldsores. Dodging an elephant turd, I made my way down the junk food aisle, which had been specially widened for the hordes of morbidly obese asian-oriental capitalists.

I asked one of the shelf stackers if they had the zine-pak, and she punched me in the face and accused me of not being trashy and fat enough to shop here. I explained I was a Beach Boys fan, and she took pity on me, and pointed to the frozen pig aisle.

I finally found the zine-pak, which had been tucked into the generous buttocks of white supremacist wearing clothes three years out of date!

After having to queue for 17 hours, I finally managed to get out of the door, where I was promptly hit by a pickup truck being driven by Obama's health reforms.

 

Still, at least I'll have something to read in hospital!

This is the funniest post I have read here in a long time.  You've made my day!

[SMiLE Brian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc

[Wild-Honey]

I managed to get to Walmart this morning and was shot at by masked gunmen as I entered. I dived for cover behind the Beatles section, which was full of black people with coldsores. Dodging an elephant turd, I made my way down the junk food aisle, which had been specially widened for the hordes of morbidly obese asian-oriental capitalists.

I asked one of the shelf stackers if they had the zine-pak, and she punched me in the face and accused me of not being trashy and fat enough to shop here. I explained I was a Beach Boys fan, and she took pity on me, and pointed to the frozen pig aisle.

I finally found the zine-pak, which had been tucked into the generous buttocks of white supremacist wearing clothes three years out of date!

After having to queue for 17 hours, I finally managed to get out of the door, where I was promptly hit by a pickup truck being driven by Obama's health reforms.

 

Still, at least I'll have something to read in hospital!

This is the funniest post I have read here in a long time.  You've made my day!

Mine too

[The Shift]

i still find it remarkable that they chose the appearance of Surfin USA in the movie Teen Wolf and the release of Stars & Stripes as two of their 20 biggest career milestones.

I also found that odd!  Also, what was Al thinking when he said that he'd want to be Katy Perry for a day??    Otherwise, a very nice commemorative package, and nice they put DIA12 on there!

Al probably didn't say that. He probably said "that he'd want to Help Me Rhonda Katy Perry for a day".   

[The Shift]

I managed to get to Walmart this morning and was shot at by masked gunmen as I entered. I dived for cover behind the Beatles section, which was full of black people with coldsores. Dodging an elephant turd, I made my way down the junk food aisle, which had been specially widened for the hordes of morbidly obese asian-oriental capitalists.

I asked one of the shelf stackers if they had the zine-pak, and she punched me in the face and accused me of not being trashy and fat enough to shop here. I explained I was a Beach Boys fan, and she took pity on me, and pointed to the frozen pig aisle.

I finally found the zine-pak, which had been tucked into the generous buttocks of white supremacist wearing clothes three years out of date!

After having to queue for 17 hours, I finally managed to get out of the door, where I was promptly hit by a pickup truck being driven by Obama's health reforms.

 

Still, at least I'll have something to read in hospital!

Brilliant 

[SBonilla]

I managed to get to Walmart this morning and was shot at by masked gunmen as I entered. I dived for cover behind the Beatles section, which was full of black people with coldsores. Dodging an elephant turd, I made my way down the junk food aisle, which had been specially widened for the hordes of morbidly obese asian-oriental capitalists.

I asked one of the shelf stackers if they had the zine-pak, and she punched me in the face and accused me of not being trashy and fat enough to shop here. I explained I was a Beach Boys fan, and she took pity on me, and pointed to the frozen pig aisle.

I finally found the zine-pak, which had been tucked into the generous buttocks of white supremacist wearing clothes three years out of date!

After having to queue for 17 hours, I finally managed to get out of the door, where I was promptly hit by a pickup truck being driven by Obama's health reforms.

 

Still, at least I'll have something to read in hospital!

This is the funniest post I have read here in a long time.  You've made my day!

Mine too

That person has a fat fetish, among other things. Yuck. Get well soon.

[coco1997]

Is the mp3 of "Do It Again" available anywhere other than this package?

[bgas]

Is the mp3 of "Do It Again" available anywhere other than this package?

NO. Please support your local Beach Boys and buy it now

[southbay]

Is the mp3 of "Do It Again" available anywhere other than this package?

NO. Please support your local Beach Boys and buy it now

There is no mp3 of DIA.  Just this CD

[Heysaboda]

I managed to get to Walmart this morning and was shot at by masked gunmen as I entered. I dived for cover behind the Beatles section, which was full of black people with coldsores. Dodging an elephant turd, I made my way down the junk food aisle, which had been specially widened for the hordes of morbidly obese asian-oriental capitalists.

I asked one of the shelf stackers if they had the zine-pak, and she punched me in the face and accused me of not being trashy and fat enough to shop here. I explained I was a Beach Boys fan, and she took pity on me, and pointed to the frozen pig aisle.

I finally found the zine-pak, which had been tucked into the generous buttocks of white supremacist wearing clothes three years out of date!

After having to queue for 17 hours, I finally managed to get out of the door, where I was promptly hit by a pickup truck being driven by Obama's health reforms.

 

Still, at least I'll have something to read in hospital!

Are you Bob Dylan??

 

[Heysaboda]

who the heck is Bo Bice?

 

[b00ts]

I managed to get to Walmart this morning and was shot at by masked gunmen as I entered. I dived for cover behind the Beatles section, which was full of black people with coldsores. Dodging an elephant turd, I made my way down the junk food aisle, which had been specially widened for the hordes of morbidly obese asian-oriental capitalists.

I asked one of the shelf stackers if they had the zine-pak, and she punched me in the face and accused me of not being trashy and fat enough to shop here. I explained I was a Beach Boys fan, and she took pity on me, and pointed to the frozen pig aisle.

I finally found the zine-pak, which had been tucked into the generous buttocks of white supremacist wearing clothes three years out of date!

After having to queue for 17 hours, I finally managed to get out of the door, where I was promptly hit by a pickup truck being driven by Obama's health reforms.

 

Still, at least I'll have something to read in hospital!

This would have made me laugh out loud if I still had any capacty for human emotion. Seriously, great job, you fucking cutie pie! <3 <3  (My first emoticon)

[Ron]

This is truly one of the greatest threads on this message board.  "A day in the life of bill and sue" turns into "The day all the nerds had to go out in public". 


Oh, smiley face makes it nice.

 

[SMiLE Brian]

I managed to get to Walmart this morning and was shot at by masked gunmen as I entered. I dived for cover behind the Beatles section, which was full of black people with coldsores. Dodging an elephant turd, I made my way down the junk food aisle, which had been specially widened for the hordes of morbidly obese asian-oriental capitalists.

I asked one of the shelf stackers if they had the zine-pak, and she punched me in the face and accused me of not being trashy and fat enough to shop here. I explained I was a Beach Boys fan, and she took pity on me, and pointed to the frozen pig aisle.

I finally found the zine-pak, which had been tucked into the generous buttocks of white supremacist wearing clothes three years out of date!

After having to queue for 17 hours, I finally managed to get out of the door, where I was promptly hit by a pickup truck being driven by Obama's health reforms.

 

Still, at least I'll have something to read in hospital!

This would have made me laugh out loud if I still had any capacty for human emotion. Seriously, great job, you f*cking cutie pie! <3 <3  (My first emoticon)

What happened to your capacity for human emotion?

[Freddie French-Pounce]

As they are back in stock on the website....

Is there anybody interested in buying a ZinePak and then shipping it to england for moi? (will will pay any applicable fees, but please don't use me for profit!)

[Les Chan]

Made the trip to find the CD yesterday.

Store 1 - 1  copy was found.  Bought it for $13.88 plus tax

store 2 - No Copies found.  Upsetting !!

Store 3 - No copies found.  - Really mad because I spent my time and more gasoline driving around!!!

This is indeed a limited edition release!  Glad to have the one I bought and to hear the 2011 recording of Do It Again!

[guitarfool2002]

who the heck is Bo Bice?

 

This question says quite a lot about the staying power of the TV show "American Idol". I'll say no more, other than "Ruben Studdard"...

Bo Bice was a long-haired, country-rocker kind of singer who was on Idol and sang a version of "Vehicle" by Ides Of March that a lot of people liked. I don't remember if he won, but he had some visibility then got swallowed up into the Idol machine and beyond that I don't know.

[filledeplage]

After chuckling over a couple of posts in this thread, I ventured into a Walmart on Cape Cod.  Assuming (wrongly) I could locate it, myself, I cruised around the racks, finding one lonely Sounds of Summer.   The poor Fab 4 had Beastie Boys, improperly catalogued, among their stuff, but, suppose that it was at least common orthographic ground as between the two legendary groups.  

Found a salesperson to check the inventory, he responded that they were indeed on the list, but uncertain as to where they were located, and he just threw up his hands.   I almost gave up, consoling myself with the $5 bargain bin.  An old black and white image in a corner of a CD caught me.  Carl.  on something called 10 Great Songs?  2009?

Glancing up and straight ahead, the  Zine pack was there alright, with the newly released stuff.  It might have had some promotional posters, as Adele's seemed to.  Maybe they were part of the delivery but did not make it to the store floor.  They seemed to have a fair supply.    

Walmart takes some bashing but they do have some pretty reasonable prices.  Nordstrom's it ain't.  But, you can't buy a CD in Nordstrom's, so it all evens out in some way.  

The little "zine" book is worth the price...Timely and retro with good sized print, lovely graphics and little vignettes...It is always a treat to open a new Beach Boys album (or whatever they call it, now) even in Walmart!  

[pixletwin]

I caved in and order mine on line yesterday. 

[Bedroom Tapes]

I dig the fun mad libs, little facts, and discography.  Nice little package.

[Andrew G. Doe]

This is truly one of the greatest threads on this message board.  "A day in the life of bill and sue" turns into "The day all the nerds had to go out in public".  


Oh, smiley face makes it nice.

 

Know the funniest part ? Because WalMart will have sold out of the 'ZinePak in the stores and online in, like, two hours, they'll order up a whole mess more. Which will still be there in three years time.  

[filledeplage]

This is truly one of the greatest threads on this message board.  "A day in the life of bill and sue" turns into "The day all the nerds had to go out in public".  


Oh, smiley face makes it nice.

 

Know the funniest part ? Because WalMart will have sold out of the 'ZinePak in the stores and online in, like, two hours, they'll order up a whole mess more. Which will still be there in three years time.  

Once you get past the "creep" factor walking in the door, there are a lot of great deals.  It doesn't have to feel so stark and factory like.  They could soften the décor (or lack, therof) with softer lighting and friendlier color tones. 

The employees do try, and are generally proactive, but they were clueless about where the Zines were.  If I was looking for Adele, or some "contemporary" music, there were posters which announced the location, directly below.  I was not the teen (even if I felt that way) in the music aisle anymore;  I was someone's mom, looking for 60's rock.  I wonder if Capitol printed posters to display alongside or above the Zine pack.  Very few brick and mortar sales points for music exist post mp3 technology, so Walmart is the place to go.

Capitol used to blanket stores with promotional material.  And, under the stark flourescent lighting, the tan color of the sand got "washed out" in one's visual field.  It was the wide spectrum red "The Beach Boys 50" which caught my eye.  Otherwise, I would have left Walmart after making "the pilgrimage" for naught.   I won't be going to another Walmart soon.   

They might think they have sold out, because they can't find where they put them. 

At least, where I was.   

[Wrightfan]

Really love the ezine. Highlight is Mike saying that he wished he had an honest attorney