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Title: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: TheLazenby on January 26, 2006, 04:52:20 PM I keep hearing how bad "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic" (BB's) and "Wrinkles" (Mike) are... what's wrong with them, anyway??
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Jason on January 26, 2006, 04:53:31 PM The Battle Hymn Of The Republic was one of Brian Wilson's great put-ons, but lead singer Mike was totally not getting the joke.
Wrinkles is a cut from Country Love, a rather inoffensive album as a whole, but Wrinkles is legendary for its awfulness. Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Dancing Bear on January 26, 2006, 05:04:53 PM The Battle Hymn Of The Republic was one of Brian Wilson's great put-ons (...) Are you sure? I'm always hoping to find out someday that Lazy Lizzie, Hey Little Tomboy and the whole 15 Big Ones album were just a big put-on. ;) Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: I. Spaceman on January 26, 2006, 05:06:34 PM If only.
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Jason on January 26, 2006, 05:07:53 PM Are you sure? I'm always hoping to find out someday that Lazy Lizzie, Hey Little Tomboy and the whole 15 Big Ones album were just a big put-on. ;) I think Mr. Wilson was dead serious with those. Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Aegir on January 26, 2006, 05:26:15 PM I don't think Hey Little Tomboy was meant to be completely serious..
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: I. Spaceman on January 26, 2006, 05:30:25 PM No, Brian really, really loves adololescent schoolgirls. He's turned on by them, SEXUALLY! Ever hear All Dressed Up For School?
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Sheriff John Stone on January 26, 2006, 05:35:29 PM In one of the documentaries, Brian mentions that he used to sleep with Marilyn (before they were married) at her parents' house. I was just thinking - how old was she then?
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Aegir on January 26, 2006, 05:42:56 PM I know they married when she was 16, in 1964.. so that would make Brian 6 years older than her at 22.
Wow, and I thought I was bad for dating a 15-year-old at 18. Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: I. Spaceman on January 26, 2006, 06:03:05 PM In one of the documentaries, Brian mentions that he used to sleep with Marilyn (before they were married) at her parents' house. I was just thinking - how old was she then? And he was just as hot for her 13-year-old sister, Barbara. Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Aegir on January 26, 2006, 06:04:40 PM Wow, and I thought I was bad for having lusting after a 13-year-old at 17 and a half.
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: I. Spaceman on January 26, 2006, 06:06:00 PM And I think I'm bad for renting Mary Kate and Ashley movies, getting out the whipped cream and Spam and.....never mind.
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on January 26, 2006, 06:16:00 PM In all seriousness...have you guys ever realized that we seem to make that okay, because it's Brian...but if it was someone else, we'd be up in arms?
Never really thought about it before now. Meh. Who Cares. It's Brian 8) Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Aegir on January 26, 2006, 06:17:54 PM Everyone's pederastic, Brian's just crazy enough to admit it.
I think I only liked that 13-year-old because she had a sexy black eye, though.. Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: I. Spaceman on January 26, 2006, 06:23:55 PM Quote I think I only liked that 13-year-old because she had a sexy black eye, though.. You like to punch your girlfriends too??? COOL! Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Jason on January 26, 2006, 06:25:33 PM LOL @ Ian.
Man, Aegir got himself in deep with Cpt. Howdy. Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Aegir on January 26, 2006, 06:28:12 PM Car accident, but my friends said they thought the reason I was attracted to the black eye was because I had secret desires to beat her up.
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Aegir on January 26, 2006, 06:31:23 PM Oooh, here's something else: people have said my ex-girlfriend looks like one of my cousins!
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: I. Spaceman on January 26, 2006, 06:33:11 PM Your friends are Dr. Phil and Ike Turner?
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Jason on January 26, 2006, 06:34:39 PM Man if we had custom titles, I'd nominate Mr. Aegir to be "Smiley Smile's Woman Beater Wannabe".
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: I. Spaceman on January 26, 2006, 06:35:28 PM Not to mention "The Jerry Lee Lewis-Dennis Wilson Cousin-Marryin' Man Of The Year".
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Aegir on January 26, 2006, 06:38:51 PM How about just "White Trash" ?
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: Sheriff John Stone on January 26, 2006, 06:41:30 PM Only on the Smiley Smile Message Board could we start talking about "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic" and "Wrinkles" and end up here. Ya gotta love it!
Title: Re: "Battle Hymn" and "Wrinkles"... Post by: I. Spaceman on January 26, 2006, 06:42:57 PM Was it that far of a stretch? ;D
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