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... over at BBB:
Dave:
Approaching 70 years old in about 18 months....Will need viagra for my (ummmm....) garden. Also could use some money to pay for the garden viagra. In addition, could you send me Elvis's "Viva Las Vegas" recording?
Thanks...
Bruce Johnston
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November 17, 2010
Well, OK then. At least I'm a breath younger than my friend 'the fabulous' Tony Rivers! His 'big' birthday is next month. I'll ask Tony for some help with the 'garden'.............................
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2010, 10:45:11 AM » |
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I don't get the "Viva Las Vegas"-connection, except maybe that Ann-Margaret was pretty damn hot. Or was that not related to his "joke"? Was he maybe talking about the new re-mix-album "Viva Elvis"?
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2010, 12:22:41 PM » |
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What if your vegatables are firm for longer than 4 hours? Do you call your gardener?
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 12:29:05 PM » |
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 12:46:31 PM » |
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Now we need the guys to regroup and record an entire LP filled with these raunchy 'garden' metaphors. Pretty sure this could be huge!
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 02:41:52 PM » |
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I don't get the "Viva Las Vegas"-connection, except maybe that Ann-Margaret was pretty damn hot. Or was that not related to his "joke"? Was he maybe talking about the new re-mix-album "Viva Elvis"?
Maybe if I read the whole thread it would make more sense. Or maybe not. Maybe Bruce had a few too many Pacificos that night. |
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 02:42:35 PM » |
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Pretty sure this could be huge!
So size does matter? |
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 02:48:32 PM » |
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 02:56:33 PM » |
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I don't get the "Viva Las Vegas"-connection, except maybe that Ann-Margaret was pretty damn hot. Or was that not related to his "joke"? Was he maybe talking about the new re-mix-album "Viva Elvis"?
I believe he was referring to this "Viva Viagra" commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umhEoIdKYm8 |
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 04:47:32 PM » |
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I'll tell you what, if Bruce had me in his life he'd never need Viagra.  |
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2010, 04:53:10 PM » |
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I'll tell you what, if Bruce had me in his life he'd never need Viagra. Maybe you can be in mine too, so I'll never even have to think about needing it |
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2010, 07:01:40 AM » |
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Now we need the guys to regroup and record an entire LP filled with these raunchy 'garden' metaphors. Pretty sure this could be huge!
Yeah. Show Me Your Letterbox, And I'll Show You My Carrot Seedy Seed Your Leaves Are Too Dry I'll Show You Why I'll Erect A Firm Tree Here Are You A Carnivorous Little Plant Perchance? Up And Down In The Green Grass We Go ...and so on. |
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2010, 09:08:01 AM » |
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What if your vegatables are firm for longer than 4 hours? Do you call your gardener?
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2010, 09:14:10 AM » |
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I hope Bruce doesn't go on stage under the influence of Viagra. Might take out someone's eye.
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2010, 09:44:23 AM » |
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Mike in drag! Bruce with a hard on? What's the board coming to? Whatever next? Brian in bondage? Al engaging in watersports?
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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2010, 01:16:29 PM » |
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Mike in drag! Bruce with a hard on? What's the board comming to? Whatever next? Brian in bondage? Al engaging in watersports?
no no no, you got it all wrong. look in the music, what does Al singing about? CRACK at your Love (hmm) Take a load off your FEET (gee, I wonder) |
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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2010, 02:06:20 PM » |
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I don't get the "Viva Las Vegas"-connection, except maybe that Ann-Margaret was pretty damn hot. Or was that not related to his "joke"? Was he maybe talking about the new re-mix-album "Viva Elvis"?
I believe he was referring to this "Viva Viagra" commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umhEoIdKYm8Thanks ! |
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« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2010, 08:34:29 PM » |
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I took a viagra pill tonight, and it got stuck in my throat,
............. and now I have a stiff neck.
Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2010, 10:19:15 PM » |
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I have cerebral palsy, tried Viagra the other day. It did what its supposed to plus i could walk for three hours.
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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2010, 09:39:06 PM » |
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I took a viagra pill tonight, and it got stuck in my throat,
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Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2010, 12:07:33 PM » |
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We just flew in from Ohio and boy is my dick hard.
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« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2010, 12:18:01 PM » |
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What was the link to Capitol's "Dick Rising' thread again? |
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« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2010, 08:46:15 PM » |
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What surprises of me about this is the fact that he says he's going to need it, implying that he doesn't already need it. I'm surprised he's held out this long.
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