Dennis' Little Bird (his first song! Go Dennis!) is one of the halfway decent songs on the whole album, but it's about birds.
So? What topics do songwriters have to explore in order to please Mr. Arnold?
I did enjoy reading some of these reviews, however, and it's great to see Holland getting the praise it deserves, even though I don't think "Funky Pretty" being "a harbinger of the synth nightmare of Love You" is a bad thing at all.
In a way I can even see where he's coming from in terms of describing Friends as "nearly comatose". It sure doesn't fit what you'd expect from a "classic rock album" or any such thing and that's fine. It actually does sound kind of drowsy, but in the most otherworldly beautiful way imaginable (if you ask me, that is...).