Couldn't make this up if I tried...

[kirkmc- banned on the run]

Just what a guy pushin' 70 needs kickin' around the house (amidst the 15 "yapping" rats)-a fifith child...Perect...
Let the man have some peace for cryin' (no pun intended) out loud! Mercy!

[Mike's Beard]

Question: So I know Brian's not like a word wizard or anything, but what's with all the "D" names?

It's his favourite letter of the alphabet this month. 

[Paulos]

Didn't they only just adopt the last one like 5 months ago? This is getting weird now.

[Andrew G. Doe]

About a year, actually.

[A Million Units In Jan!]

Maybe it has something to do with feeling like something's missing from your life (in this case, Melinda's). I'm no psychologist, and I'm probably way off base, but look: being married to Brian Wilson probably isn't the easiest thing in the world. I imagine the conversation is limited, the sex is non-existent, and you have to worry on a daily basis about what Brian you're gonna get on that day. She needs to have something to keep her busy and also to feel the love that another person can give you-and as any parent knows, there is NO love like the kind you get from your children.

Just a thought.

[Andrew G. Doe]

being married to Brian Wilson probably isn't the easiest thing in the world. I imagine the conversation is limited...

You'd be surprised: I've been with Brian in a social (i.e. non-meet & greet !) setting and, in a situation where he feels comfortable, he's a great guy to be around, chatty and just hilariously funny. I would never play poker with him...

[Paulos]

About a year, actually.

I got confused, Dash was orignally placed with BriMel on 24th Jan 2009 with it being finalised on the 09th Oct 2009. That's why it seemed so close together to me.

[The Shift]

being married to Brian Wilson probably isn't the easiest thing in the world. I imagine the conversation is limited...

You'd be surprised: I've been with Brian in a social (i.e. non-meet & greet !) setting and, in a situation where he feels comfortable, he's a great guy to be around, chatty and just hilariously funny. I would never play poker with him...

Andrew, you've deliberately avoided telling us what the sex is like!

[Andrew G. Doe]

being married to Brian Wilson probably isn't the easiest thing in the world. I imagine the conversation is limited...

You'd be surprised: I've been with Brian in a social (i.e. non-meet & greet !) setting and, in a situation where he feels comfortable, he's a great guy to be around, chatty and just hilariously funny. I would never play poker with him...

Andrew, you've deliberately avoided telling us what the sex is like!

With Brian ? 

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

*vomits*

[JaredLekites]

being married to Brian Wilson probably isn't the easiest thing in the world. I imagine the conversation is limited...

You'd be surprised: I've been with Brian in a social (i.e. non-meet & greet !) setting and, in a situation where he feels comfortable, he's a great guy to be around, chatty and just hilariously funny. I would never play poker with him...

Andrew, you've deliberately avoided telling us what the sex is like!

No. He told us he wouldn't play poker with him.

[Andrew G. Doe]

As my ol' drinking buddy Oscar used to say, "we are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars".

[A Million Units In Jan!]

being married to Brian Wilson probably isn't the easiest thing in the world. I imagine the conversation is limited...

You'd be surprised: I've been with Brian in a social (i.e. non-meet & greet !) setting and, in a situation where he feels comfortable, he's a great guy to be around, chatty and just hilariously funny. I would never play poker with him...

Who says he feels comfortable around Melinda?

J/k....I think/hope!

[jimmyboy]

I feel sorry for Carnie and Wendy. It must feel weird to them. It also affects Brian's estate.