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« on: March 23, 2010, 05:30:57 PM »

You can categorize how commercial/artistic/traveling jukebox inclined the Beach Boys were by their hair. Mike Love, the most bald of the bunch, is roundly criticized for only caring about money. Al Jardine, sometimes regarded as Mike's right hand man (until the '90s and '00s, anyway), always had a significantly receded hairline. Carl Wilson, the mediator, or the facilitator between the two factions, always had a hairline that noticeably went a little farther back then his brothers. Still, for the most part, he was more artistically minded and never looked like he was balding like Mike and Al. Then you have Brian and Dennis, who always had full heads of hair, and were considered impulsive and artistic.

Of course, you could try to foul up my theory by throwing Bruce in there, but I don't think he really counts.
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2010, 07:09:57 PM »
Rickie and Blondie had lots of hair, too.
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2010, 07:31:09 PM »
I find this incredibly profound.
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2010, 08:53:22 PM »
Where did your long hair go?  Baby, let your hair grow long!
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 04:00:55 AM »
Quote from: gsmile on March 23, 2010, 08:53:22 PM
Where did your long hair go?  Baby, let your hair grow long!
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 06:12:16 AM »
bahahaha. great theory. Love the puns. Here's more:


Mike's going bald, Carl's big hairline difference, Do You Remember? (having hair), Soulful Old Man Hairline, When a man needs a hair transplant, etc.
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 06:54:12 AM »
I Just Got My 'pé
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 06:59:25 AM »
Quote from: Wee Helper on March 24, 2010, 06:54:12 AM
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Aaargh, these are brilliant!!!
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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 07:23:04 AM »
Hairs You Win, Tails I Lose (bad news)
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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 07:29:29 AM »
Going Pubic (Bruce solo album)
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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 07:52:17 AM »
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I Just Got My 'pé

That is the best! Ever!  Afro
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 08:03:50 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 10:39:54 AM »
He's Goin' Bald
Hairline No
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and finally, acceptance
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« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2010, 06:15:25 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2010, 08:57:43 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2010, 11:05:58 PM »
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Follicle Breaks and Back to Skinhead

OMG, almost peed.  Good job sir!  LOL
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There are people who have taken LSD thousands of times and are as sane as Jeff Foskett. Well, that's a bad example, because Jeff hates Love You and that's INSANE.
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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2010, 02:13:02 AM »
Sorry, but the truth is quite mundane:

use of drugs and alcohol stops, or significantly decreases the rate of, hair loss. True, dis.
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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2010, 03:58:53 AM »
Quote from: The Heartical Don on March 27, 2010, 02:13:02 AM
Sorry, but the truth is quite mundane:

use of drugs and alcohol stops, or significantly decreases the rate of, hair loss. True, dis.

Party Pooper  Cry
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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2010, 04:00:51 AM »
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Quote from: The Heartical Don on March 27, 2010, 02:13:02 AM
Sorry, but the truth is quite mundane:

use of drugs and alcohol stops, or significantly decreases the rate of, hair loss. True, dis.

Party Pooper  Cry

Of course not! Did you ever hear a finer excuse for knocking down a few every day?
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« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2010, 04:28:10 AM »
Rickie's bald now. Law of averages, I guess.
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« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2010, 10:00:16 AM »
Quote from: dylz on March 24, 2010, 07:52:17 AM
Quote from: Wee Helper on March 24, 2010, 06:54:12 AM
I Just Got My 'pé

That is the best! Ever!  Afro

I agree, lol.  Hilarious, I'm trying to contain myself, lol
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« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2010, 11:04:22 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2010, 03:49:40 PM »
Hey, it was my topic!

Be Hair In the Mornin'
Some Hair Means New Love
You Need To Dress Your Scalp To Stand Alone
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You Still Recede In Me
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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2010, 07:17:53 PM »
Quote from: The Heartical Don on March 27, 2010, 02:13:02 AM
Sorry, but the truth is quite mundane:

use of drugs and alcohol stops, or significantly decreases the rate of, hair loss. True, dis.

I tried that and it did not work.  In fact so did Hunter S. Thompson.   I SUSPECT THE OPPOSITE.

Mike Love has been a great inspiration to the hair challenged.   I was asked to remove my hat inside a building a while back....I replied, its not a hat but a prosthesis...    I was then told to remove my prosthesis Angry
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« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2010, 03:17:30 AM »
Quote from: Dada on April 04, 2010, 03:49:40 PM
Hey, it was my topic!

Be Hair In the Mornin'
Some Hair Means New Love
You Need To Dress Your Scalp To Stand Alone
Time To Get A Comb
You Still Recede In Me
At My Widow's (Peak)

Tres bon!
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