The Beach Girls

[Dove Nested Towers]

Hey, if The Beach Boys were super heroes, which super powers would they each have?

Mike - super cool power of yogic flying, i.e., levitation

Al - ability to transform himself into a motionless garden gnome with a red hat

Bruce - super cool power of materializing Hawaiian shirts whenever in need

Dennis - power to summon Charlie Manson by repeating his name thrice like Beetlejuice and doing a ritualized dance

Carl - power to rock with white boy soulfulness

Brian - ability to subdue and hypnotize enemies with his secret weapon-song, "Shortnin' Bread"

Murry - super human strength and super human will and ability to light cigars with his dragon fire-breath

Al is PERFECTLY suited for his Super Power. In fact, isn't "Garden Gnome" a track on his new album?

[The Shift]

Hey, if The Beach Boys were super heroes, which super powers would they each have?

Mike - super cool power of yogic flying, i.e., levitation

Al - ability to transform himself into a motionless garden gnome with a red hat

Bruce - super cool power of materializing Hawaiian shirts whenever in need

Dennis - power to summon Charlie Manson by repeating his name thrice like Beetlejuice and doing a ritualized dance

Carl - power to rock with white boy soulfulness

Brian - ability to subdue and hypnotize enemies with his secret weapon-song, "Shortnin' Bread"

Murry - super human strength and super human will and ability to light cigars with his dragon fire-breath

Al is PERFECTLY suited for his Super Power. In fact, isn't "Garden Gnome" a track on his new album?

I thought it was "California Gnome" in the key of (Sloop John) B.

[shelter]

I thought it was "California Gnome" in the key of (Sloop John) B.

The Hollywood sign burns through the smog
And reawakens you dreams
Livin' under this sun
Dissapointment's not as bad as it seems
It's never too late
To find your California gnome.

[alanjames]

Which Beach BOY would look sexiest as a Beach GIRL?

I was looking at a picture of Carl from 1969 and I must say he'd make a great female. Sort of like those thick-but-not-fat girls who are really sexy.

It sucks, man

[Jason]

Man, we need to create a new subforum on here.

The Sewage Pit. For those threads even more off key and disgusting than your everyday Sandbox thread.

[Magic Transistor Radio]

Nobody thinks that Mike with his long beard in a dress is hot?

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

Only if today was opposite day.

[Alex]

Man, we need to create a new subforum on here.

The Sewage Pit. For those threads even more off key and disgusting than your everyday Sandbox thread.

How about a Male Ego subforum to fill the void now that the actual Male Ego board is closed?