Why, I'd never have thought my remark would cause so much response!
I'm not short, chubby, balding or sexy (according to some ladies anyway) but I wanna be in the band. Tell you what, I'll be The Lost Fake Beach Boy.
All right, you're Fake Dave.
While I'm not of Brian's caliber of course, my falsetto deos sound better when I sing it out of the side of my mouth, so I'm Fake Brian. Foskett should try that too.
I can clap my hands incessantly and adjust my mic stand constantly do I qualify?
Well, do you wear shorts? If not, out you go!
Hey! I wanna be in the band. I'm a pretty good singer, and I think I wear sequins at least as well as Mike does. If we're the Fake Beach Boys, would it matter if one of the Boys is actually a girl?
Welcome Fake Marilyn! (Don't forget to bring your sister!
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And... welcome back Fake Murry!
Cool! I'm in the fake Honeys! Which, I guess, would actually just be The Syrups. Like the stuff that's in Loaf's fake Coke. Where's Fake Mike? I want to raid his wardrobe.