This guys eyes scare me...
It must be a real mindf*ck to log on to a beach boys website and find a picture of yourself posted.

That reminds me of the time that I once saw a picture of the temptations posing with a fan. This guy had a wheelchair much like my own, had a buzz cut similar to mine, had glasses like the ones I own, and was even wearing the exact same t-shirt that I happen to own. I sh!t you not. I almost screamed when I saw it.

A few months ago I had just finished smoking some strong weed (a rare occurrence for me these days) and turned on the tv only to see myself in the movie Year One (I was a featured extra and have approx 3 minutes time in the movie). That was a mind f***!
Didn't you hear? Spector arranged that to f*** with your head
