The thread for your terrible ideas.

[SMiLE Brian]

Me and my friend had a good one today.....

Start a record label.

Hypehat Records!

If it ever gets off the ground, I would make it my lifes work to reissue Summer In Paradise as an 200 gram boutique picture disc.

What about Nickelback on vinyl?

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

My band has a song called 'Arcade Blooze', and there's a sample from a porno. The 'hi-hats' are actually a sample of the guy being...um...manually stimulated. In my defense, this was recorded in 2003 and we were really really stoned.

[hypehat]

Me and my friend had a good one today.....

Start a record label.

Hypehat Records!

If it ever gets off the ground, I would make it my lifes work to reissue Summer In Paradise as an 200 gram boutique picture disc.

What about Nickelback on vinyl?

Oh yeah, but you'd do that with like purposefully distressed sleeves (poss. with custom nonsensical graffiti) and slightly crappy pressing quality so it looks/sounds like you found a 'cool' old 70's rock record from a band you can only assume toiled in obscurity until the drummer went back to working in Burger King for £2 in a record store bargain bin and you can tell people about that cool record. And then they go 'Dude, that's a Nickelback album.'


I'd run a f***ing incredible record label.

[Amazing Larry]

My band has a song called 'Arcade Blooze', and there's a sample from a porno. The 'hi-hats' are actually a sample of the guy being...um...manually stimulated. In my defense, this was recorded in 2003 and we were really really stoned.

I don't care if it's bad or not, I wanna hear it! 

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

My band has a song called 'Arcade Blooze', and there's a sample from a porno. The 'hi-hats' are actually a sample of the guy being...um...manually stimulated. In my defense, this was recorded in 2003 and we were really really stoned.

I don't care if it's bad or not, I wanna hear it! 

http://www.reverbnation.com/fear2stop

'Arcade Blooze'  is on there.  You can hear the 'whack whack' throughout (...), the part where the chick says 'Good Lord Honey' is truncated from 'Good Lord Honey, don't want it to get on the couch' (!!!), and the ending melodies are made up of various samples (turning on the original 1989 Gameboy, the main synth sound from the NES Game Tecmo Super Bowl, and think there's a Tetris block falling in there somewhere)

[hypehat]

Why did no-one tell me I sound like a fucking lush when I talk? Fucking narration is my bad idea for the day. bah.

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

Hey, it works for Tom Waits!

[hypehat]

Revive for my bad ideas of late!

Doing a Basement Tapes with my friends, despite their lack of musical ability and, indeed, my lack of a Basement.
Doing everything using iPhone apps recorded direct into the computer, which means i can now edit precisely NOTHING.
Recording a medley of My Baby Love Love Loves Me, by Jonathan Richman, and You, by George Harrison, as one is a chorus without much of a verse and the other is a verse without much of a chorus and they have the same chord sequence.
Doing a 36 track score when I have a metric f***tonne of work to do.
Spending my paycheque not on rent or food, which is about all it covers, but on a mandolin.
Not quitting smoking to get a huskier voice (I think this is the terriblest idea of all)

[SMiLE Brian]

How about making "smiley smile" versions of spiritualized songs?

[halblaineisgood]

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[hypehat]

Me and my friend had a good one today.....

Start a record label.

Hypehat Records!

If it ever gets off the ground, I would make it my lifes work to reissue Summer In Paradise as an 200 gram boutique picture disc.

The best surviving digital master elements, have been copied to 1/4 analog tape and given for the first time the treatment they truly deserve: ultra worldly 10 gram Flexi-Disc. We go to the dump, and pelletize the finest refuse available, this means as little cost as possible is passed on to you the consumer, and in our custom in-house flexi-disc mold facility we somehow make this into records.  Everybody knows that you reap what you sow, indeed !!

Son, I like the way you think. Hell, would you like a job on the ground floor of Hypehat Records?

[halblaineisgood]

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[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

Working on a project that

1. Doesn't follow normal time signatures
2) Changes key every couple of measures
3)Contains 'erotic samples' and binaural beats
4)Features me singing
5) has a track where every 'instrument sound' is made up of body part sounds (i.e. joint popping). Who needs a 'farty' synth when you can have the real thing!

This is not for release, but rather to see how intentionally awful music can be. The tentative title is Hate You .

And yes, I'm 100% serious.

[hypehat]

Fucking hell, looks like we have a new contender!

But, seriously, that sounds kind of amazing.... you should maybe do a strictly limited boutique release to the PMs 

[Freddie French-Pounce]

I still stand by my terrible idea was me singing

http://smileysmile.net/board/index.php/topic,14121.msg312233.html#msg312233

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

f***ing hell, looks like we have a new contender!

But, seriously, that sounds kind of amazing.... you should maybe do a strictly limited boutique release to the PMs  

I got a couple of tracks finished including 'Blanket Faps'. I'm not sure the harpsichord and the drum machine go together but maybe the poetry holds it together...

Also finished a track called '5 Lil Dux'. Here are the lyrics...and yes, they really are that ridiculous.



5 Little Ducks came home one day/ to smoke some weed and laugh and play/they got real high/my oh my those ducks are really f***ing high.
5 Little Ducks ridin' in a Ford truck/ Headin' over to Starbucks/ They drank some coffee/now I can't get 'em off me those ducks are so annoying
(instrumental break)
5 Little Ducks went down to the ghetto/to buy a wooden whore from a pimp named Gepetto/ She made of wood/ that's no good they got termites in their hood
(jnstrumental break)
5 Little Ducks got too damn fat/ feedin' off Alvin's feral cats/ They signed the treaty/ and got diabetes those ducks died in agony
5 Little Ducks they went to Hell/ in spite of them eating at Taco Bell/they ate their greens/now their diapers ain't clean oh that's just really full of beans

https://soundcloud.com/billy-castillo-1/5-lil-dux-explicit-version

[zachrwolfe]

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[hypehat]

Good god.

[halblaineisgood]

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[hypehat]

Today's one is to send in a demo to Spacebomb records, who put out the superlative Matthew E White album, and move to Richmond VA and use their house band to get my songs finally played right.

[SMiLE Brian]

Today's one is to send in a demo to Spacebomb records, who put out the superlative Matthew E White album, and move to Richmond VA and use their house band to get my songs finally played right.

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[hypehat]

Holy f***, YOU'RE THERE.

You should so listen to that Matthew E White album - it's called Big Inner, it's fucking sound and I want that band. The Spacebomb label also sounds like my dream state of affairs. GO CHECK THEM OUT NOW

[SMiLE Brian]

Holy f***, YOU'RE THERE.

You should so listen to that Matthew E White album - it's called Big Inner, it's fucking sound and I want that band. The Spacebomb label also sounds like my dream state of affairs. GO CHECK THEM OUT NOW

I will my friend. You need to come visit sometime, its a cool town.