TOUR DATES - ANNOUNCED FEB 15

[Justin]

From the official site:

[Wirestone]

Wow!

And look at the billing order ... that can't just be chance, can it?

[Pretty Funky]

New Album Coming Soon!


.....just like BeachBoysCentral.

[Shady]

Yes!!!

Ok, now I can go to bed

[Runaways]

you better come to texas or near it dang it!! if you're gonna make me road trip, wait for the summer break!

[Nicole]

Wooop!

you better come to texas or near it dang it!! if you're gonna make me road trip, wait for the summer break!

Indeed; I'm hoping for a stop in DFW

[Runaways]

austin, dallas, houston. WHATEVER ANYWHERE. 

[CarlTheVoice]

I just went on the site but I can't see this, is it US only? I am hoping for a few UK dates to choose from!

[Andrew G. Doe]

I just went on the site but I can't see this, is it US only? I am hoping for a few UK dates to choose from!

*koff* "worldwide" *koff* 

[The Shift]

I just went on the site but I can't see this, is it US only? I am hoping for a few UK dates to choose from!

*koff* "worldwide" *koff* 

I think we can say with certainty that Mr. Doe is most certainly withholding information pertaining to the supposedly forthcoming but as-yet-unannounced world tour. As an insider with a statue due to be erected in his honour, I consider this to be tantamount to proof that this tour will not in fact transpire to take place at all.

The Beach Boys, a band formed from relatives, neighbours and schoolarly fellows in 1961, have a history of lawsuits and litigation, which have with frequency reared their displeasing heads to render previous reunion attempts void.

Regardless of the disagreements Mr. Doe and I have shared and evidenced in postings to this message board in recent months, I propose that we boycott his subsequent postings in completeness and absoluteness until he agrees to confirm what we all already know – that this tour has already fallen foul to the Beach Boys genetic pre-disposal to acrimony and litigation.

If this tour was to have taken place it would already have done so, 2011 being the year of their half-century. That it is already a year late can be taken as evidence that it is not to happen at all.


Given the abilities of modern technology, it is not beyond reasonable supposition that the performance broadcast the evening before this day's morning was in fact constructed on a computer from existing footage of all the concerned parties performing on different occasions in places of differenceness. The fact that only Mr Michael Love's voice was audible in the musical mix is potentially possible perhapsness evidence of the fact that last night's "performance" did not in fact take place.

I'm now going to hide under a stone – an object of incredible antiquity formed either during volcanic action or millennia of sedimentary deposits and tectonic shiftence – rather than engage in fruitless arguments about the factual facts I have laid before you.

[Andrew G. Doe]

You really need to stop hanging out with Phil Cohen. 

[The Shift]

Did I mention that you're an insider?

[SBonilla]

¡Ujule! The factual facts from the mental world of...

[Andrew G. Doe]

Did I mention that you're an insider?

Only once. That's a fail.  

Actually, the truth is, I'm so much of an insider, I came out the other side three years ago, but no-one noticed.

[SMiLE Brian]

John, I think you got Phil's spiels down perfect.

[PongHit]

look at the billing order ... that can't just be chance, can it?

What do you mean?

[Wirestone]

look at the billing order ... that can't just be chance, can it?

What do you mean?

BW listed first ... Then MEL. Then the rest on a separate line. That ain't alphabetical order!

[Myk Luhv]

It would be wonderful if they performed anywhere near Halifax in Canada but I doubt it'll happen.

[hypehat]

look at the billing order ... that can't just be chance, can it?

What do you mean?

BW listed first ... Then MEL. Then the rest on a separate line. That ain't alphabetical order!

Also, the subtle fading of Al Jardine and David Marks 

[The Shift]

It would be wonderful if they performed anywhere near Halifax in Canada but I doubt it'll happen.

Actually I'd prefer them to play Halifax, West Yorkshire but I doubt it'll happen.