The Wilson Brothers were gay?

[ghost]

Michael and Alan [Jardine] were totally straight, but the other guys basically weren’t. - Jeff Foskett

http://www.worldmag.com/articles/10225


Al Jardine, tantric sex god; special power: using his abnormally large ears to perceive the vibratory beginnings of the female orgasm giving him complete control over its expression, making him the beloved of all women; secret trick: In his dentistry books Al studied every possible movement of the human tongue and its possible reaches within its own mouth or any other cavities of interest, making Al a highly prized cunning linguist among the ladies.


Mike Love, karezza master, can keep a boner going for 15hrs without viagra;  secret trick: lightly hums "Whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" onto the most sensitive little point on a woman's body to send her right over the edge.

[jeffh]

Read the entire quote in the article.  He means "straight" to mean clean and sober, not gay!

[Myk Luhv]

Well Dennis did seem to get "raped" by black dudes a lot...

[37!ws]

I'm pretty sure Brian WAS gay, but he joined the Church of Practicology, and they totally got rid of his gayness.

[Myk Luhv]

Brian had gay sex with Tandyn Almer or whatever his name is. He's at least not totally straight!

[ghost]

I'm pretty sure Brian WAS gay, but he joined the Church of Practicology, and they totally got rid of his gayness.

he did buy a dildo at least one time that we know of...

[ghost]

Brian had gay sex with Tandyn Almer or whatever his name is. He's at least not totally straight!

This is the kind of stuff interviewers should be bringing to light with Brian.

[puni puni]

brian wilson being a fairy would make all of my dreams come true

[Iron Horse-Apples]

Read the entire quote in the article.  He means "straight" to mean clean and sober, not gay!

Yeah c'mon Ghost, learen tu reed yu mooron

[pixletwin]

Read the entire quote in the article.  He means "straight" to mean clean and sober, not gay!

Yeah c'mon Ghost, learen tu reed yu mooron

[Jason]

He's so doped up that the parts of his perforated brain that store drug slang have been eaten away!

[Smilin Ed H]

Brian slept with Almer and Marilyn.  We don't know whether they f***ed, though Almer was fucking Bri's wife, wasn't he? 

[Iron Horse-Apples]

And how does Jeff Foskett know this?

Cos' he was the new boy that's why

"Aw shuck's guys, is it my turn in the barrel again"

Those Wilson's knew how to party, sniffing lines of coke off of Jeff's bare torso. Taking it in turns to play "Hide The Hotrod"

Poor Jeff.

[stack-o-tracks]

First and last posts have been teh funniest. So much potential!

[onkster]

Tandyn Almer? I thought it was Rocky Pamplin!

And I thought the guys chipped in and got Mike a dildo during SMiLE, right?

[SMiLE Brian]

Michael and Alan [Jardine] were totally straight, but the other guys basically weren’t. - Jeff Foskett

http://www.worldmag.com/articles/10225


Al Jardine, tantric sex god; special power: using his abnormally large ears to perceive the vibratory beginnings of the female orgasm giving him complete control over its expression, making him the beloved of all women; secret trick: In his dentistry books Al studied every possible movement of the human tongue and its possible reaches within its own mouth or any other cavities of interest, making Al a highly prized cunning linguist among the ladies.


Mike Love, karezza master, can keep a boner going for 15hrs without viagra;  secret trick: lightly hums "Whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" onto the most sensitive little point on a woman's body to send her right over the edge.

Ghost, This Jeffery Foskett vendetta needs to end right now. Your just using Jeff to take out your anger that Brian isn't the very mentally ill "adult/child" anymore who wrote "love you"

[puni puni]

brian wasn't ill when he wrote love you...

[stack-o-tracks]

brian wasn't ill when he wrote love you...

You dont think he wrote most if not all of it in the bedroom in his bathrobe?

[Mikie]

Brian slept with Almer and Marilyn.  We don't know whether they f*cked, though Almer was friggin' Bri's wife, wasn't he? 

Yeah, Smilin' Ed, I read that he also had an outta site water bong and a big schwanz.

[monicker]

So Marilyn...Rocky Pamplin AND Tandyn Almer?

[ghost]

Brian slept with Almer and Marilyn.  We don't know whether they f*cked, though Almer was friggin' Bri's wife, wasn't he?  

Yeah, Smilin' Ed, I read that he also had an outta site water bong and a big schwanz.

No, we know that Brian considers himself small in the groins. This may be true for Dennis too, hence his strange fantasies about black guys. plus,. we have all the evidence we need in the stage attire, unless they were all major 'growers'

anyway, damn Marilyn, you sure did "get around"

[Mikie]

Uh.........Dennis Wilson was definitely not small!!  As proof of that, there's a picture out there somewhere that Ed Roach took......

[ghost]

brian wasn't ill when he wrote love you...

You dont think he wrote most if not all of it in the bedroom in his bathrobe?

OH MY GOD BRIAN YOU'RE SO CRAZY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR BATHROBE IN YOUR BEDROOM RELAXING WRITING SONGS? SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP HURRY UP PLEASE THIS MAN IS ILL

[stack-o-tracks]

He might've been sick but Brian Wilson is always ill.  mothertrucker

[hypehat]

"The Wilson Brothers were gay?"

I suppose they had nothing much to be sad about, although the self proclaimed Mr. Postivity is probably the most gay and carefree of the lot.